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Clips from Family Guy - Carter and Tricia (S15E15)

"So I should've made a woman so I could have sex with a corpse?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, man."
Family Guy
"All right, now that I'm in charge of this brewery,"
Family Guy
"there's gonna be some changes around here."
Family Guy
"Dungarees are jeans!"
Family Guy
"Griffin? What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"I... I work here."
Family Guy
"You do? No way!"
Family Guy
"Oh, this is gonna be fun."
Family Guy
"with a weird ski tan, but you can't talk about it."
Family Guy
"Hey, what, did you go skiing this weekend?"
Family Guy
"I'm not allowed to talk about it."
Family Guy
"(humming)"
Family Guy
"(siren chirps)"
Family Guy
"Morning, Brian."
Family Guy
"I'm afraid you ran a red light."
Family Guy
"Ugh. I swear, Joe,"
Family Guy
"the light was still gray when I went through it."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Brian, step out of the vehicle."
Family Guy
"Wha-Wha... What? What's going on?"
Family Guy
"Well, the law's clear."
Family Guy
"I have to confiscate your license,"
Family Guy
"Well, can't you at least give me a ride?"
Family Guy
"No can do, amigo."
Family Guy
"Are you Brian?"
Family Guy
"Ah, Griffin, there you are."
Family Guy
"I've decided that as your new boss,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna require you to have a standing desk."
Family Guy
"Aw, but I'll look like such an ass!"
Family Guy
"And that's not all."
Family Guy
"You got to constantly tell everybody"
Family Guy
"and how wrong they are for having traditional desks."
Family Guy
"Can't I just work at it and mind my own business?"
Family Guy
"No, you have to be a freak about it."
Family Guy
"Maybe it can just be my own personal choice,"
Family Guy
"and-and I'm not judging others for their choices."
Family Guy
"That's what your standing desk is saying to the chair people."
Family Guy
"From now on, you call them "chair people.""
Family Guy
""Sitting is the biggest killer in America.""
Family Guy
"(groans)"
Family Guy
"Good night, Peter."
Family Guy
"Good night, gender-transitioned co-worker"
Family Guy
"we had a whole meeting about."
Family Guy
"WOMAN: Mr. Pewterschmidt, what you're ordering is illegal."
Family Guy
"I don't care about that."
Family Guy
"But sir... What about those metal toilets where prisoners make wine?"
Family Guy
"Use those."
Family Guy
"But sir, if word got out about this, it'd be one"
Family Guy
"of the most notorious developments in beer history,"
Family Guy
"He actually said he wanted cheap, toxic materials"
Family Guy
"inserted into the brewery's supply stream?"
Family Guy
"Well, his eyes looked different"
Family Guy
"how he said it, but that was the gist."
Family Guy
"Also, some of the brewery workers say very hurtful things"
Family Guy
"if a co-worker wears shorts."
Family Guy
"Follow the money."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, it sounds like"
Family Guy
"What should I do with it, Ollie?"
Family Guy
"Make it news!"
Family Guy
"Ah, you got a standing desk, too?"
Family Guy
"I know. They don't want to hear it, though."
Family Guy
"Is it Kermit the Frog when he's wearing a trench coat?"
Family Guy
"("Dream Weaver" plays, sung in Japanese)"
Family Guy
"Sir, an anonymous whistleblower in the brewery says"
Family Guy
"potentially toxic canning materials."
Family Guy
"God, you're gorgeous."
Family Guy
"Mr. Pewterschmidt, I remind you, this is on the record."
Family Guy
"You ever been with a man who's got a prostate"
Family Guy
"the size of a beefsteak tomato?"
Family Guy
"(knocking)"
Family Guy
"Oh, crap, it's Carter!"
Family Guy
"I bet he's mad I told the news about him."
Family Guy
"I'll just do what Superman does."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Carter."
Family Guy
"Hello, citizen. Have you seen Peter?"
Family Guy
"Aw, he was just here!"
Family Guy
"Daddy, what's this about?"
Family Guy
"Did Peter screw something up at work?"
Family Guy
"No, I'm here because I've got important news."
Family Guy
"Lois, everyone, I've left your mother,"
Family Guy
"and Tricia Takanawa is moving in with me."
Family Guy
"Holy crap! What?!"
Family Guy
"I wanted you to know."
Family Guy
"I'm in love!"
Family Guy
"Well, good for you for being honest, Carter."
Family Guy
"It's never good"
Family Guy
"to keep something that matters to you a secret."
Family Guy
"Tell her about the surf camp in Belize, Peter."
Family Guy
"Tell her you're going."
Family Guy
"Tell her it's your dream, and you deserve it."
Family Guy
"Tell her it'll make you a better father."
Family Guy
"What's that, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Ah, nothing. Just something stupid."
Family Guy
"You're leaving Babs for Tricia Takanawa?!"
Family Guy
"What about Mom? Where is Mom?"
Family Guy
"The sanitarium. The sanitarium?!"
Family Guy
"Yeah. I told her I was leaving her,"
Family Guy
"and she freaked out for no reason."
Family Guy
"That place is a filthy hell hole."
Family Guy
"Sorry. What'd you say? I was texting Tricia."
Family Guy
"She just sent me a picture of her smoothie."
Family Guy
"All right, class, let's get started."
Family Guy
"Stewie, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"And why are you dressed like that?"
Family Guy
"Because I'm your driver's ed instructor, Brian."
Family Guy
"You're what? That's right."
Family Guy
"I heard you lost your license,"
Family Guy
"Uh... okay."
Family Guy
"Now, we've got a lot to cover."
Family Guy
"But first, let's watch a safety video"
Family Guy
"designed to terrorize you into being a responsible motorist."
Family Guy
"Come on, kid with a bright future."
Family Guy
"I'll give you a no-seatbelt car ride"
Family Guy
"after this teen kegger party."
Family Guy
"I'm going to Harvard-Yale tomorrow."
Family Guy
"I'd hate to lose it all because of making poor choices."
Family Guy
"Ah, come on, man. I just had a couple of alcohol beers."
Family Guy
"so I'm going to reward him with my mouth while he's driving."
Family Guy
"Now let's smoke a marijuana cigarette"
Family Guy
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