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Clips from Family Guy - Carter and Tricia (S15E15)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"but apparently, he's looking to diversify his holdings."
Family Guy
"You just shouldn't have made a guy."
Family Guy
"For one thing, no more T-shirts or dungarees in the work place."
Family Guy
"Effective immediately, you're the guy at the office"
Family Guy
"(humming)"
Family Guy
"♪ Dog driving a car. ♪"
Family Guy
"Aw, damn it."
Family Guy
"Your license please."
Family Guy
"Mm-hmm. Are you aware this is expired?"
Family Guy
"and you're gonna have to walk home."
Family Guy
"Ugh. All right, I guess I'll just call an Uber."
Family Guy
"(phone buzzes)"
Family Guy
"what a good idea it is, and how important it is,"
Family Guy
"Oh, and three times a day you have to say,"
Family Guy
"I want our beer cans made from the cheapest material possible."
Family Guy
"second only to Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach."
Family Guy
"Peter, are you sure you heard Mr. Pewterschmidt correctly?"
Family Guy
"you've brought me an interesting story."
Family Guy
"WOMAN: Sir, there's a reporter here to see you."
Family Guy
"That tells you he's a reporter."
Family Guy
"you've personally ordered the sourcing of cut-rate,"
Family Guy
"(engine starts)"
Family Guy
"And I've never been happier!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! That's awful!"
Family Guy
""Looks good, babe.""
Family Guy
"and I'm gonna help you get it back."
Family Guy
"(dramatic music plays)"
Family Guy
"And I'm his girlfriend 'cause he has great genitals."
Family Guy
"And I'm impressed with reckless behavior,"
Family Guy
"while I'm speeding because of a dare."
Family Guy
"but oral stuff while you're driving?"
Family Guy
"(dramatic music plays, hissing)"
Family Guy
"I'm a grizzled, seen-it-all veteran cop,"
Family Guy
"Yup, food's on the table,"
Family Guy
"How nice."
Family Guy
"Right where my mother's China cabinet used to be."
Family Guy
"Lois, can I please have a dollar for the vending machine?"
Family Guy
"(girl giggling in machine)"
Family Guy
"Bill too crinkly!"
Family Guy
"Dad, I got bullied at school!"
Family Guy
"Huh. I wonder if there's anyone in here"
Family Guy
"thinks she's his new "Tiger Mom,""
Family Guy
"Okay, that shouldn't be too hard."
Family Guy
"beats your scrotum with a reed."
Family Guy
"Time for "Good Door, Bad Door"!"
Family Guy
"Wait. How bad is the bad door?"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"(laughing): You lose chess!"
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Family Guy
"Stop! Demerit! (tires squeal)"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"IPDE-- Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute."
Family Guy
"in your target zone."
Family Guy
"IPDE: "Identify. Predict...""
Family Guy
"Pay attention to your four-to-six second zone."
Family Guy
"All right. Let me just burp through my nose for a second,"
Family Guy
"I've been drinking seltzer."
Family Guy
"Okay, what do you got?"
Family Guy
"Well, you're going to think this is silly,"
Family Guy
"out of toxic, unsafe metal, just to save a few bucks."
Family Guy
"Exactly what I wanted to hear."
Family Guy
"I sleep with him to find out,"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"in front of all her peers."
Family Guy
"What? That sounds suspicious."
Family Guy
"and neckerchiefs, and I'd give him little patches"
Family Guy
"(upbeat music plays)"
Family Guy
"(jazz music playing)"
Family Guy
"Cosby."
Family Guy
"I know something that might distract"
Family Guy
"Go, go, go!"
Family Guy
"of all three holes,"
Family Guy
"Where your Povich? You have no Povich."
Family Guy
"(groaning)"
Family Guy
"Here's your tux back, bye!"
Family Guy
"Can we go for ice cream?"
Family Guy
"(door closes)"
Family Guy
"It says here that Carter Pewterschmidt"
Family Guy
"(electrical buzzing)"
Family Guy
"(mutters)"
Family Guy
"No. You being right means everyone else is wrong."
Family Guy
"Sitting's bad!"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"(squeaking)"
Family Guy
"Oh, that sucks."
Family Guy
"he's really getting the business-- yikes!"
Family Guy
"All right, Peter, it's time to master the game of chess."
Family Guy
"Not too bad."
Family Guy
"You know,"
Family Guy
"What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"And I'll tell you, I don't know why they call it a "sanitarium.""
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
Family Guy
"And now, the Game Show Network presents,"
Family Guy
"Are We Talking About Jake Gyllenhaal or Jared Leto?"
Family Guy
""I am oily-haired with dinner-plate eyes.""
Family Guy
""I was in that one movie about the weirdo.""
Family Guy
""I somehow look both deathly ill and ripped.""
Family Guy
""I am a less successful version of Tobey Maguire.""
Family Guy
"Anyone? No?"
Family Guy
""You would totally believe any story about me being a dick.""
Family Guy
"I'm changing the channel. I like both of them."
Family Guy
"Peter, did you see this?"
Family Guy
"has bought the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery."
Family Guy
"Now what's that?"
Family Guy
"It's where you work, Peter."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would Daddy buy the brewery?"
Family Guy
"Well, there's children in the room-- watch your swearing--"
Family Guy
"Wow, Dad. I guess that means Grandpa's your new boss."
Family Guy
"Ah, crap. I don't want to work for him."
Family Guy
"I'd rather work for Doctor Frankenstein."
Family Guy
"Igor, I did it! Hold on."
Family Guy
"You discovered the power to create new life,"
Family Guy
"and you created a guy?"
Family Guy
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