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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Guitarist Amplification (S03E03)

"Oh, dude, I wish you had said something before I pounded that last Red Bull."
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"Go. Go, Power Rangers, go."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- We're, uh, going to the movies. - No, we're not."
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"We're standing in the hallway, suffering through an awkward encounter."
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"Hang on."
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"They're showing a digital Time Bandits. You wouldn't wanna come, would you?"
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"Not really, no."
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"All right. Invitation pointlessly offered, declined as expected."
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"Everyone's civil, nobody's fighting. Have a nice evening."
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"Just give us a minute?"
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"Take all the time you need."
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"So are we gonna talk about last night?"
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"No, there isn't. They're synonyms."
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"Well, that was rather unpleasant."
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"Yeah. I don't think I need my pre-show urination anymore."
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"Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago..."
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"...I told you not to talk to her. Now look, we are late for the movies."
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"Hey, look Amazing Spider-Man 193."
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"Got it."
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"Remember this one? Spider-Man loses a big fight..."
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"...and then his girlfriend breaks up with him."
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"Hey, guys. What's going on?"
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"Ah, we need to kill a couple hours until the next showing."
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"Oh, well, no problem."
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"I was thinking of closing early, and going home..."
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"...but let's face it, that's just a smaller lonely room filled with comic books."
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"Let me ask you."
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"Do you think it's okay to have an ex-boyfriend sleep on her couch?"
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"- She's obviously way out of line. - Thank you."
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"...and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one."
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"So the only question is, how long until you fold?"
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"I am not gonna fold."
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"Well, excuse me. I don't think Penny's out of line. You don't own her."
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""If you like it, you should've put a ring on it.""
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"At the very least, when she found out Leonard was upset about it..."
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"- ...she should've backed off. - Like when a guy's upset..."
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"...his friend agreed to take a class with him and then doesn't..."
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"...because he's doing a juice fast with his mother?"
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"I didn't know you were upset about that."
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"Really? Did you miss the subtle indicators? Like me saying, "Howard, I am upset.""
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"- Okay, sorry. - Maybe it's different in this country."
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"- I said I'm sorry. - Sorry doesn't make up for the fact..."
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"...I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy."
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"Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? Rice."
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"You think I was having fun? Sitting around listening to my mother say:"
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""Have you ever peed so much in your life?""
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"Oh, my God. You are such a mama's boy."
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"- Don't bring my mother into this! - You brought your mother into this!"
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"Stop it! Both of you!"
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"This fighting, I might as well be back with my parents."
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""I told you if you didn't quit drinking, I'd leave you.""
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""I guess that makes you a liar. I'm drunk as hell and you're still here.""
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""Stop yelling. You're making Sheldon cry.""
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""I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry."
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"That I let you name him Sheldon.""
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"Boy, what got him so upset?"
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"Oh, sure. You can tell when Sheldon's upset."
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"Oh. Thank you very much. Come back soon."
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"With the other half of my tip."
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"Hey, Sheldon. What're you doing here?"
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"This is a restaurant. It's lunchtime."
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"I'd think as a waitress you'd be familiar with the paradigm."
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"- Is Leonard coming? - No."
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"I believe Leonard is waiting for you to come back to him and apologize."
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"- Well, that's not gonna happen. - I assumed that."
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"- Hence my true purpose in coming here. - Which is?"
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"I want you to crawl back to him and apologize."
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"- I'm busy. - Excuse me, miss. I'd like to order lunch."
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"- Fine. What do you want? - I have a few questions."
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"First, I notice that you offer soup and a half sandwich."
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"...does the half-sandwich come from?"
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"Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich?"
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"Or do I have to wait for someone else to order the other half?"
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"You can't make a half sandwich."
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"If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich."
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"Okay, fine. It's soup and a small sandwich."
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"- Is that what you want? - Of course not. I'll have my usual."
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"- Great. - Aren't you gonna ask..."
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"- ...if I want a beverage? - Usually lemonade?"
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"- Yes. - Want lemonade?"
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"- Yes. - Anything else?"
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"I am not going to apologize. I've done nothing. He's overreacting."
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"Irrelevant. The disruption in your relationship is making my life intolerable."
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"Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this really isn't about you."
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"I don't follow."
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"All right. Let's assume ad arguendum, that in this case Leonard is wrong."
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"- Leonard is wrong. - Considering the transgressions..."
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"...you committed that he's overlooked..."
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"...don't you think that you could return the favor?"
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"I'm coming. Goodbye, Sheldon."
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"What do you mean transgressions I've committed?"
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"Were you under the impression that Leonard has no complaints about you?"
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"Like what? Yeah, yeah, I see you."
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"You're making a check sign in the air. Got it. Just hold your horses."
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"- What does Leonard complain about? - Your driving."
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"...that stare at him during your amorous activities."
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"Your constant tardiness, your singing."
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"- My singing? - That's from my list."
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"Leonard'd be a fool if he didn't agree with it."
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"Okay, if Leonard has problems with me, why hasn't he just said so?"
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"According to him, you're over-sensitive and have a temper."
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"Oh, really? Well, then do me a favor and tell Leonard that he can drop dead."
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"And she wonders why she's constantly under-tipped."
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"- Hey. - Oh, good, you're home."
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"- I need you to do me a favor. - Sure."
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"- Go apologize to Penny. - What?"
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"Right now would be good."
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"- Leonard! - A few minutes ago would've been better."
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"I hear you don't like my stuffed animals, my driving or my punctuality."
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"Who would tell you something like that?"
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"Why would you tell her something like that?"
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"Okay, yeah, it's true. But I can live with that stuff."
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"What I can't live with is you casually informing me..."
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"...some guy is gonna be staying without asking me first."
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"That isn't even your problem. Problem is you don't trust me."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Sheldon, have you ever once heard me say that I don't trust Penny?"
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"Sheldon? Where did he go?"
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"Where are you going? You just walk away in the middle of an argument?"
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