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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Guitarist Amplification (S03E03)

"He's got a lot of stuff, like guitars and amplifiers."
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"...gay friend, or "ex-boyfriend you're now platonic with..."
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"Okay, we went out a little bit a long time ago."
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"..."went out" was the past tense of "going out"..."
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"Know what? Don't talk to me like an idiot."
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"I'm not talking to you like an idiot. I'm saying the whole idea is idiotic."
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"You know what? It is your life."
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"- What the hell is he doing? - Drowning us out. He doesn't like fighting."
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"I didn't know they were a band."
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"...you have become the world's first winner of Research Lab."
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"An old boyfriend who's "definitely not gay.""
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""Sure, Penny. I'm cool with your old boyfriend sleeping in your apartment.""
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"You want me to get it for you? It will help take your mind off things."
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"Back in India, it means you're upset with a guy named Howard."
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"- Yes. - Where exactly..."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right there. Look, Sheldon, I have to go."
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"The stuffed animals on your bed..."
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"It doesn't matter why he told me. It's true, isn't it?"
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"You have an opportunity to get in with her..."
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"Yeah. He's, uh, over in the graphic novel section."
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"I love you."
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"- Hey, what's going on? - It's a little hard to explain."
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"We all have childhood issues."
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"Okay, you can have that one."
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"So, what did Justin say when you told him he couldn't sleep on your couch?"
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"Now you can demolish your Soviet-style cyclotron..."
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"Because of the reasons that Penny will now tell you. Penny?"
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"Wow, Sheldon, cannot believe you made up your own game."
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"Oh. Research Lab is more than a game."
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"It's like the slogan says:"
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""The physics is theoretical, but the fun is real.""
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"We must not be playing it right."
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"All right. Five. One, two, three, four, five."
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"Oh, wow, look at that."
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"My Department of Defense research grant is renewed."
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"Oh. Great roll."
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"...and build the large hadron collider."
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"Yay."
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"You're a natural at this, Penny."
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"And as the first beta testers, you two have quite the edge..."
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"...when we play with Wolowitz and Koothrappali on Sunday."
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"Oh, gee, Sheldon, I don't think we can play on Sunday."
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"Why not?"
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"There you go. She has to pick up her friend Justin."
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"And I can't play because I'm going with her. Right?"
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"Uh, yeah, if you want. There may not be room."
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"Wait. What are you talking about?"
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"My friend Justin."
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"Pay attention, Leonard. That's why she can't play on Sunday."
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"- Who is this Justin? - Your turn."
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"- I told you about him. - Roll the dice."
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"Yeah. My friend from Omaha, plays the guitar."
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"He's coming looking for session work."
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"So I told him he could crash on my couch."
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"Come on. Roll a six, Penny dies horribly in a nuclear meltdown."
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"See what I mean when I say the fun is real?"
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"Hang on. Some guy is gonna be sleeping on your couch?"
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"He's not some guy. He's my friend."
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"So by friend, do you mean "friend" friend..."
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"...but still might have a thing for you" friend?"
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"Well, he's definitely not gay."
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"Oh. A definitely-not-gay musician sleeping on my girlfriend's couch."
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"Yippie."
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"But we were never, like, going out."
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"Okay. Not to be pedantic, the last I checked..."
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"...which I think we all know is a popular euphemism..."
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"...for saw each other naked."
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"I'll just roll for you."
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"You have a problem with Justin staying with me?"
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"What was your first clue?"
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"Uh-oh. Industrial accident."
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""You accidentally stare at a helium-argon laser. Lose one turn and a retina.""
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"How's that not talking to me like I'm an idiot?"
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"It's my friend, it's my couch and it's my freaking life."
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"It's also your roll."
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"If you wanna have some stupid guitarist stay on your couch, fine!"
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"Why don't you just rent bunk beds and invite the Black Eyed Peas?"
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"Hey, if I wanna invite the line-up of Lollapalooza to my apartment, I will."
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"It's none of your business."
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"Do you know how childish you sound right now?"
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"- Oh, now I'm a child. Not an idiot anymore. - Hey, the two aren't mutually exclusive."
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"Oh, you are such a..."
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"Sheldon, just stop. Look, the fight is over."
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"Oh, and FYI. You never even heard of the Black Eyed Peas..."
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"...until you met me."
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"I heard of them."
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"Sheldon, she's gone. You can turn off the blender."
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"Has your relationship reached its inevitable ugly end?"
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"No, we just had a little spat."
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"Look on the bright side. As a result of Penny's forfeit..."
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"Would you like a commemorative snow cone?"
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"I don't get how she can just announce..."
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"...that an old boyfriend is gonna sleep on her couch."
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"Hey, I thought of a game we can play in the car."
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"I don't wanna play a game, Sheldon."
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"It's called Scientists. Now, I will name three scientists..."
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"...you'll put them in order of the size of their contribution to their fields."
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"To make this game even more compelling..."
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"...you must consider only the contribution of the man to the field..."
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"...not the validity of the field itself."
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"For example, Abu Musa Jabir ibn Hayyan..."
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"...made a greater contribution to the discredited field of alchemy..."
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"...than Halbert Vanderplatt made to neurobiology."
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"Okay. Ready to have some fun?"
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"You know, that's what a guy likes to hear. "Definitely.""
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"All right, I'll start with an easy one."
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"Um, Isaac Newton, Madame Curie and Niels Bohr."
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"And then I say one little thing and I end up being the bad guy."
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"Hint. Madame Curie had her husband to help her."
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"What am I supposed to say?"
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""It doesn't matter if you're cool or not."
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"Because I'm Penny, I'm pretty and I can do whatever I want.""
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""No. I'm doing you a favor by being in the same room as you.""
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"Leonard, stop the car."
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"What?"
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"I can't listen to the two of you fight anymore."
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"- Come on. We're late. - Calm down. We'll make the movie."
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"I believe my alarm is appropriate. The movie starts in 17 minutes."
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"We'll need to make all the lights on Colorado Boulevard."
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"Plus, skip the concession stand and pre-show urination."
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