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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Guitarist Amplification (S03E03)

"No. I'm gonna find your roommate..."
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"...before he hurts himself trying to cross the street or something."
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"Why didn't you say so?"
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"Now I need your permission for that too?"
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"I can't read your mind, Penny."
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"Really? Why not? You're so smart and I'm so dumb!"
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"Raj. Raj. Raj."
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"Stop knocking. It's open."
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"Please tell my parents that our dark matter research..."
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"...is at a critical juncture. I can't come for my cousin Sanjay's wedding."
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"Ask our son what we're supposed to say to Mr. and Mrs. Chaudri..."
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"...whose daughter, Lakshmi, Is flying In for the sole purpose of meeting him."
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"I didn't ask you to set me up."
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"- You should be thanking us. - Yes, Lakshmi got her stomach stapled."
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"...before she loses weight and her self-esteem goes up."
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"I don't care."
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"And why don't you think I can find a woman for myself?"
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"You're 27, the closest thing we have..."
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"...to a daughter-in-law Is that Jewish boy, Howard."
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"Oh, that is completely below the belt."
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"Sheldon, tell my parents that Howard and I are just friends."
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"Sheldon?"
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"Howard and I are just friends."
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"Fine. I'll come home for Sanjay's wedding."
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"Sheldon."
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"What are you doing? He's not a lost dog."
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"Hey, why don't you just let me find him..."
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"...while you sit there hitting your imaginary brake?"
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"The brake might be imaginary, but that stop sign you just ran wasn't."
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"- What stop sign? - Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road!"
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"Howard, answer the door! I'm busy!"
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"I'm busy too! You answer it!"
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"I can't! I'm on the toilet!"
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"God's sake, I don't need to hear that!"
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"Can't you just say, "I'm busy?""
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"I said, "I'm busy," but that wasn't good enough for you!"
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"I hope it's one of those home invasion deals..."
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"...and they shoot me in the head."
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"Well, if it's a home invader, don't tell them I'm on the toilet!"
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"There's no one there."
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"You're hearing things, you crazy old lady."
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"Hey, Stuart. Have you seen Sheldon?"
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"Built himself a little nest."
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"Thank you."
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"- Uh, Penny. - Yeah?"
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"- Is everything okay? - What do you mean?"
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"Uh, Sheldon told me you and Leonard are having a fight."
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"Oh, yeah, kind of. It's no big thing."
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"Oh, good. Good."
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"I'm not leaving until you talk to me."
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"He pretends he's in an alternate dimension..."
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"...that occupies the same physical space we're in, but he can't perceive us."
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"Don't flatter yourself. I'm just ignoring you."
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"All right, come on, Sheldon, let's go home. We're done fighting."
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"I've heard that before."
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"Then the next thing you know, I'm hiding in my bedroom..."
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"...blaring a Richard Feynman lecture, Mom shouting Jesus would forgive her..."
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"...if she put ground glass in my dad's meat loaf."
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"And my dad's on the roof skeet shooting her Franklin Mint collectible plates."
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"Okay, there's gonna be no more shouting and no skeet shooting."
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"Really? Where's your friend Justin going to sleep?"
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"- Yeah, where is he gonna sleep? - Oh, my God, would you let this go?"
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"I'd let it go."
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"Why should I let it go? Why don't you just tell the guy to find a place to sleep?"
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"Oh, for God sakes."
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"So you have childhood issues."
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"At some point, you just need to grow up and get past them."
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"Fire. Fire."
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"Leonard, let me handle this. Please?"
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"- Fire, fire. - Look, let... She..."
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"Sheldon, please try and understand."
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"Look, Leonard and I are in a relationship and occasionally we're gonna fight."
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"But no matter what happens between us, we will always love you."
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"Right, Leonard?"
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"Always is a long time."
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"Sure. Always."
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"You know, how about we buy you this robot and then we all go home?"
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"I want that one."
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"Oh, come on. He's just gonna play with it twice..."
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"...and then it'll end up in his closet with all the other junk."
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"Buy him the robot, Leonard."
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"- Can I get this comic book too? - Yes, you can."
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"We meet again."
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"He's a musician. He'll sleep in his own vomit if he has to."
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"I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot."
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"I have to pick up my friend Justin from the airport."
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""You think you're doing a favor by being in a relationship with me.""
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"Thanks, Stuart."
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"But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow..."
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"No. Sheldon, they just make a half sandwich."
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"Yes. I want you to apologize to Leonard."
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"Ugh. Your yelling must've freaked him out again."
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"- Are you ready to apologize? - No."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, there's a difference between being a jerk and being an ass."
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"Ehh! Wrong answer. But thank you for playing."
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"No. There's a difference between being and acting stupid."
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"Oh, there it is again. You think I'm stupid."
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"Come on. This is stupid."
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