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Clips from Silicon Valley - Customer Service (S04E04)

"Now, you need to break this thing off clean and clear,"
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"Jared."
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"What a shocker."
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"All right."
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"(Erlich noisily clears throat)"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Why? Have you heard of him?"
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"(both laugh)"
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"Oh, I am so glad this is over."
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"where it was both crucial and inert."
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"All right. One press of the button, and we are back to normal."
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"I don't know."
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"But what's also true is that you already mock me endlessly and without mercy,"
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"I'd like to look at my phone."
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"- Suit yourself. - (clatters)"
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"- Swipe. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Unlock. - Mmm."
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"(sighs)"
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"What the fuck?"
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"You dick!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- Give it to me. - You are not thinking clearly."
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"Looks like we both lose."
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"I win. I win. I win!"
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"(door slams)"
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"by far."
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"- Too many. - And you move your head a lot."
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"- Well... passion... - None."
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"- Out loud? Okay. - Mm-hmm."
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"- and it was bad, um... - Okay."
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"be done with it."
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"And if it's okay with Dan, it's fine with me."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"So, I will come back and get my stuff when you're gone."
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"- Richard. - (elevator dings)"
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"And... if it's fine with her, then I guess the deal is fine with me,"
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"- Good. - I'll ride down with you."
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"Okay. Yep."
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"(hip-hop music playing)"
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"♪ I been waiting all my life ♪"
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"♪ I know that you came to party, baby, baby, baby, baby ♪"
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"♪ I know that you came to party, baby, baby, baby, baby ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"You know what? Should we..."
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"- Fuck yeah. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yeah, it's just, it's the only place with room."
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"and then I realized, you know, if they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me."
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"(vehicle approaching)"
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"- (music stops) - (engine stops)"
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"Yeah, the new Internet. We came up with that together,"
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"Okay, but, well, if a doctor pulls a baby out of a pregnant woman,"
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"the doctor doesn't get to then keep the baby."
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"Okay, first of all, my ex-wife is fucking the doctor"
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"so you're wrong. Second of all, this isn't a baby."
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"So, um, it's actually good that you're here,"
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"So, Gavin pulls out, and you want me to be your sloppy seconds."
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"- My idea! - It was my idea!"
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"Well, then fund it yourself. Fuck you, Richard Hendricks."
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"Fuck you right in your little asshole,"
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"and not in the beautiful way, like Grandpa and Pedro."
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"- (door closes) - Uh, what the hell was that?"
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"That was the last wealthy guy in Silicon Valley that would even fucking talk to us."
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"Maybe I'll give him a day to cool off, try him again tomorrow or something."
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"- Richard: Oh, come on. - Payback's a bitch,"
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"I don't think he knows that's not your car."
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"I find there's a certain escapist allure to real estate listings."
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"I like that one."
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"'cause, you know, I quit Periscope to go work"
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"Well, with preconstruction pricing, this one's"
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"So now, let's go into Amazon"
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"- and see what we could buy... - (keyboard clicking)"
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"Richard: Wait a minute."
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"What if all we need is a customer?"
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"Customer for what? We haven't built the product yet."
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"Well, uh, neither have all those condo builders, right?"
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"We can do the same thing, but with data storage."
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"That sounds like a scam."
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"when I rented to a squatter who wouldn't leave."
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"Yeah, but look, look, it's no more risky"
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"- (clears throat) - Not literally, no. It's a, uh,"
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"- (clears throat) - It's a figure of speech, an old one."
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"Anyway, uh, Jared, let's get a deck together on this."
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"Wait. Customer? Are we pitching?"
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"- Yeah, looks like it. - Hot damn, Richie!"
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"Let's hit the road. We're gonna piss in everyone's car."
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"Ever since your announcement, everyone has heard of us."
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"Well, no, but I... I never explicitly said that he wasn't."
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"The tech will speak for itself."
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"It certainly will."
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"Now, Richard, when we get into that room,"
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"let me do all the talking."
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"And also the tech will talk."
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"Wait. So Gavin's not coming?"
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"No, but we are."
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"- We've already come. - (chuckles)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Gavin left the company?"
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"Yes, um, but what's important... at least we think..."
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"but what brought him to us in the first place,"
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"and that's the tech."
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"Uh-huh."
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"He did? When?"
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"(inhales sharply) God damn it."
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"I mean, if people would just look at what we're offering,"
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"I think they'd be blown away."
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"Perhaps we need a new angle."
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"- I'll fake a seizure. - What?"
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"Pied Piper? Hi. I'm Liz Tinsdale,"
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"- Erlich Bachman. - And I'm, uh, Richard Hendricks."
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"Oh. Oh, I see. Well..."
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"His loss. He won't be..."
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"sitting across from someone as charming as yourself this afternoon, will he?"
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"Okay. Well, I mean, you did come all the way here,"
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"so why don't you follow me? I'd follow you to the end of the Earth. Shall we?"
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"because it will be stored on multiple devices."
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"And we can offer you a very competitive rate."
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"Wow. That's very impressive, all of it,"
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"Oh. It's Montana, actually."
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"- Even better. The big blue sky state. - Yeah."
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"Well, I knew you had to have come from above."
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