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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Summer Catalog (S02E02)

"Sure."
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"Oh. Where are they going with the food?"
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"I'm starving. I only had one breakfast."
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"Okay, relax."
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"Look, what was going on back there? Why all the sniping?"
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"Not exactly sure."
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"The only one I know is Michael,"
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"and we're not exactly best friends. Hmm."
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"Okay, well, don't be such a baby."
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"I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack."
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"I ate it already. What?"
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"I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car."
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"And now it's gone. And I hate everything."
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"Good, good, good. All right."
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"I think we got the boring clichéd shot that Leslie wanted."
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"That's it? We're done?"
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"Not even close."
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"Now the real art begins."
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"Step one,"
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"nail this photo shoot with an amazing, iconic image."
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"Step four, step in front of the camera, become a model."
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"Go, yes! Keep slithering! Keep slithering!"
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"Do what Mark's doing. He's doing great!"
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"Keep slithering!"
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"I'm not doing anything, so..."
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"the first Summer Pawnee Catalog."
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"I remember. That first year we offered four classes."
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"Women were not allowed to teach back then."
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"Really? I thought there were female teachers way before then."
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"Not in my department."
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"I'm Deputy Director now,"
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"but I'm hoping someday to be the first female director of the department."
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"Oh, I don't think that's a good idea."
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"Women need a lot of blood to flow through to their baby centers,"
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"Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Sure."
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"I'd stay away from leadership roles, for your own safety."
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"No! No!"
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"Maybe I should write a song about a picnic."
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"Ooh, where'd you come up with that idea?"
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"The picnic we're having."
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"I already have the perfect title, Life is a Picnic."
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"That's good. How about Life is a Picnic with You?"
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"Whoa! Then it could be about a girl. Or Peyton Manning!"
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"Hmm. You wanna help me write the lyrics?"
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"Yeah, totally."
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"We should grab a drink after this at Tucker's."
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"Yeah, I would do that. That sounds fun."
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"I just have to get my stuff from the office."
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"But that's... That'd be cool."
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"Well, I was in Public Works for eight years."
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"So, I put in for a transfer, swooped in and pushed him out."
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"There was no other reason you wanted the job?"
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"No. Just the money and the pension."
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"The actual job's a nightmare."
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"I mean, who gives a crap about this crap."
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"Well, David, I think we've talked enough."
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"Mark, that's great. Bobby, great."
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"Ann, you look miserable! Terrible. Terrible!"
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"Come on, Ann. What are we doing? Maxim or Good Housekeeping?"
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"I'm not sure which one is the insult."
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"Hey, if there's anyone out there that's doing a photo shoot"
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"about the dangers of eating undercooked chicken,"
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"I can give you Ann's phone number."
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"Bobby, I love how you work. Yay!"
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"You can have as many juice boxes as you want."
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"In fact, grab me one, too. Make it an apple."
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"Ann, take a walk with me."
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"In a million years, I never thought you would be"
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"the problem with this photo shoot."
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"Didn't you just plan this, like, two hours ago?"
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"I just don't get it."
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"How could someone so hot be so bad at looking hot?"
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"I'm sorry I'm not a professional model."
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"And screaming, "Make your face better! " doesn't help."
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"Well, I'm sorry, your face just isn't working."
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"And we need to do something to distract from this boring area."
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"Now, I didn't want to have to do this, but we may have to go nude."
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"Goodbye, Tom!"
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"Fair enough. I totally understand."
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"Okay, guys. We're almost there. It's right up here."
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"You really shouldn't be leading us."
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"If you're menstruating, you'll attract bears."
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"Holy God. Okay."
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"Here we are."
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"But I got them all here and we're gonna have a beautiful picnic."
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"Hey."
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"I just whizzed on a butterfly!"
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"Well, gentlemen, as you know,"
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"I'm working on my welcome letter for the Summer Catalog."
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"You should just copy the Eagleton one."
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"I used to just copy the Eagleton one."
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"a little bit about how the department has changed since you ran it."
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"Well, I think you've done a wonderful job maintaining the parks."
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"Thank you, Michael. I appreciate that."
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"Did you enjoy your turn at the helm?"
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"Oh, in a way."
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"Pencil pushing wasn't really my thing,"
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"but I did love the parks themselves."
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"That was the best part of the job."
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"Oh, isn't it? I totally agree."
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"Well, thank goodness for you."
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"Yes, thank goodness for Michael."
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"Are you still on parole, by the way?"
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"Oh, ha, ha. Very funny, Ron."
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"Yes. Yes, Ron, I am."
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"What? He smoked pot."
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"In the office. And in all the parks. Constantly."
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"In fairness to me, it was a different time."
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"But also, it's ridiculous that marijuana is illegal."
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"Thomas Jefferson grew hemp."
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"That makes sense to you, Ron?"
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"I'm sorry, I can't hear hippies."
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"So, if you had to sleep with one of the old guys, who would it be?"
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"Really?"
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"Mmm-hmm. I'm an eyebrow girl."
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"I wanna make out with him and chew his eyebrows off."
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"That is really gross."
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"Anybody got any water?"
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"I want water. I'm so old, I need to drink water."
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