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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Summer Catalog (S02E02)

"Whoo! Swiss Family Ron-binson! That hat is dope."
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"I tried. It just didn't seem like..."
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"Hey, Ron. I have a surprise for you."
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"record the whole thing,"
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"and then write about it in the "Welcome Letter.""
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"Mainly because we don't get Vogue here."
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"Wait a minute. Isn't that that creepy guy?"
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"Okay, I will Photoshop his face."
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"I love magazine ads for flavored vodkas,"
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"Okay, this isn't gonna work for a number of reasons."
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"Two, that was complete gibberish."
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"And I don't want you to feel bad"
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"Thank you so much. That's so nice."
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"Shut up! I played baseball in high school."
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"And why did I believe that?"
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"Tom, would you please stop texting me"
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"Maybe on the cover of the Parks Department Summer Catalog?"
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"That's not the reason you called me in here, right?"
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"Plus, I've always said we should go on more dates with Tom."
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"Sweater swap! She noticed!"
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"It is such an honor to meet you."
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"Clarence Carrington, David Moser,"
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"gathered together on a beautiful day in this beautiful park."
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"Classic David. You're worse than Ron."
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"I'm hungry."
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"Step three, have sex with a model."
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"Ann, can you give me something, anything, in the face?"
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"Okay, Clarence, um, why don't you describe"
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"Well, times have changed."
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"which leaves less to the brain, you see."
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"David, what was it exactly that called you to the Parks Department?"
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"But the director was pretty young. Clarence was old and weak."
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"Okay, let's stop for a second."
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"Mark, great job, you can have a juice box, too."
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"But we should get one for safety."
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"Eat."
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"Well, it hasn't gone exactly as I've hoped."
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"It's gonna... It's gonna be good."
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"Did you? I was hoping that maybe you could talk to me"
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"Alcohol is legal, but pot isn't?"
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"The super-old one."
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"Oh, stop it, stop taunting him."
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"Yes. Exactly like that, in that I wanted it, and then I took it."
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"about, oh, I don't know, anything."
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"and it hasn't hurt anyone! What?"
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"or menstruation, or anything,"
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"What? Look how generous they're being with each other."
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"Yes, it is, Ann."
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"Just please don't use these, okay?"
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"Let's grab some dinner."
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"Nothing. Because you and your jerk predecessors"
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"That... That's the wrong one."
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"I want you to know that I'm replacing the "Welcome Letter""
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""and we'll be following your career."
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"Anyway, the point's moot,"
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"and I'm not making you go anywhere."
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"Leslie, you don't have to move to Eagleton."
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"Who knows what the future holds for me?"
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"Although, I do expect a fight from Ron."
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""Make the most of it, while you can."
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""with every living former Parks Director,"
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""there is nothing more important than friendship.""
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"out of a 20-foot length of garden hose and a milk jug."
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"Good morning."
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"Thanks, Tom."
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"You mind if I rock that bad Larry on my dome?"
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"Wear it on my head? Try it on the ladies?"
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"Be my guest."
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"Hi, I'm Tom. I have a raccoon on my head."
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"Excuse me? My friend over here was digging through your trash"
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"and I think we may have a lot in common. I'm Tom."
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"Would you like to see a movie sometime?"
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"Are you a raccoon?"
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"Because you've been running around my hat all day..."
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"Head all day."
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"Girl, you're more precious than Precious."
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"Uh-uh."
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""Nice hat. Wanna bone?" That's you, talking to me."
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"No. How about, "Yes, I am a hunter, and it's you season.""
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"Whoa, that's great. I gotta get back out there."
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"You know what they say, animal on the head, manimal in the bed."
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"Damn, girl! Your hotness killed my raccoon!"
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"I have a raccoon hat. I'm an interesting person."
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"Hello!"
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"Any luck?"
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"Nope."
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"Didn't work out as well as I thought it would."
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"Well, better luck next time."
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"Wow. I love that hat."
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"Meet me at Harvey James Park at 11:30."
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"Why? It's a surprise!"
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"What's the surprise?"
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"If I told you, it would ruin the surprise."
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"What's the surprise it would ruin?"
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"I cannot tell you that."
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"Leslie, my first wife, Tammy, tried throwing me a surprise birthday party."
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"When I saw my friends hiding through the window,"
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"I drove to a gas station, called the cops"
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"and told them people had broken into my home."
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"I'm not big on surprises."
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"Okay, but you're gonna like this one."
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"What is it? I'm not telling you."
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"And I'm not gonna tell anybody!"
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"Okay. I'll tell you."
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"We're putting together the Parks Department Summer Catalog."
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"And the big surprise is I am going to reunite"
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"all the living former Parks Directors at a picnic,"
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"It's the biggest catalog of the year."
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"Think of the September issue of Vogue."
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"But it's more important to Pawnee."
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"I'm gonna move this "Yearning" ad to the centerfold."
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"Centerfold, always the best part. Am I right, Justin?"
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"Damn, they broke up six weeks ago. Yeah."
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"Jerry, I need to see your softball pictures."
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"Here you go, Chief."
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"Wow, good job. Nice work. Whoa!"
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"Morgan? The pedophile?"
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"Yeah, it is. Oh, my God."
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"Oh, Jerry!"
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