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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Summer Catalog (S02E02)

"I don't need your help, jailbird."
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"Yeah. Like you claimed my job?"
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"Okay, guys, you know what I would love?"
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"I would love if anybody just said something positive"
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"I agree. Let's just relax, smoke another J, and all calm down."
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"Another?"
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"By the way, it's ridiculous that pot is illegal."
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"It grows in the ground!"
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"I've planted marijuana in community gardens all over the city,"
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"You know, Michael? You are one"
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"pot-loving mother pain in the rectum."
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"Okay, stop it! Stop it! You're all being awful, horrible men!"
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"Uh-oh. Your little friend come to visit?"
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"Clarence, if you mention anything about women,"
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"I'm gonna take your face and I'm gonna shove it in those brambles."
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"Yes! No! You're next, buddy."
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"Andy! Let's take this picture."
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"Come on! Get out of your seats, turds."
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"What? Line up over there."
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"Come on. Just please try to look human."
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"Everybody looking here. One, two, three."
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"Thank you so much for the wonderful memories."
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"Everybody take their stuff and go."
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh. Can we do one funny-face one?"
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"Do you have that picture that Andy took?"
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"Maybe I'll run it without any text."
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"Yeah. I tried to Photoshop it to make it look like they were happy."
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"It was really hard. Their mouths are so old."
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"God! Look at these horrible men."
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"You know, I don't even know if I want them in my catalog."
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"Would you like these men in your catalog?"
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"Oh, my God, April. That's disgusting."
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"And here's the "Obstruction" series."
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"What do you think? Amazing, right?"
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"I call this one "The Future.""
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"It's completely blurry."
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"What about the ones we took on the swing? The normal ones?"
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"You mean the "Unhappy Wife" photos?"
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"Oh, my God. These are even worse, somehow."
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"I look miserable."
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"You do look kind of miserable."
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"Now you know what I meant by, "Make your face better.""
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"Was there something wrong, Ann?"
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"Well, I had just gotten off a long shift. He was being really annoying."
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"Mark looks happy."
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"Sure."
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"Hey, Ron. You want me to read you"
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"what I have so far in my welcome letter?"
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"didn't give me anything to work with."
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"Did you print this out?"
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"I heard the printer going."
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"Yes."
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"You could've just handed me a blank piece of paper."
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"Oh! Wisdom! Finally. Thank you so much."
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"You can also keep the photo. Thanks for the memories."
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"Good God. I don't remember this."
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"But the real one's very bad as well."
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"with this ad for Yearning by Dennis Feinstein."
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"So goodbye, distilled wisdom of 50 years of experience."
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"Hello, disgusting fragrance flap."
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"Let me buy you dinner."
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"No. I insist you buy me dinner."
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"Get a drink. Whatever. It's cool. ANDY: Okay."
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"ID. I'm 24."
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"No, you're not."
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"Okay, I'm 25."
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"No old jokes, please."
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"ID."
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"It says right here you're 20."
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"You're not even gonna show me a fake?"
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"Sometimes the confidence confuses people."
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"You're good, bro."
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"You know what? I think I'll just... I'm gonna..."
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"Hey, I know another bar that always lets me in,"
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"if you just wanna go there."
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"Uh... Yeah, actually, I should get going home."
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"I have a lot of stuff to do."
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"So, I should go home. Clean and stuff."
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"But..."
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"Yeah, I gotta go home, too. So..."
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"All right."
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"See you!"
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"Later."
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"The usual, Marta."
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"Me, too, Marta."
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"You got it."
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"Oh, Ron, I really made love to the pooch on this one."
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"Screwed the pooch?"
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"I don't like that term. It's so vulgar."
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"Ron!"
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"That sucked, today. I'm sorry. There's no other way to say it."
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"They're a bunch of career bureaucrats."
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"What did you think they were gonna say to you?"
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""Leslie, you are the next link in a wonderful chain"
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""that stretches back to when our town was founded,"
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""and we believe in you and we support you"
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""You are the chosen one.""
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"Or something."
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"Well, okay, so, that was the problem."
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"No. You know what the worst part is is I wanna be Parks Director."
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"But every single person who was Parks Director hated their job"
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"and hated everyone they worked with."
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"Are we gonna hate each other someday?"
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"I don't think so. I think we're gonna be fine."
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"because you're Park Director now and you're not going anywhere"
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"I'm not gonna stab you in the back or anything, so..."
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"Maybe I should go somewhere. Maybe I should move, to Eagleton."
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"Oh, God, the thought of that."
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"When I become City Manager, my job is yours."
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"Of course, my first act as City Manager"
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"will be to propose eliminating the Parks Department."
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"Although I expect a spirited debate with Leslie."
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"Maybe I'll leapfrog Ron's job and become City Manager."
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"Of course, my first act as City Manager"
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"would be to double the size of the Parks Department."
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"But I'll win."
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"Mmm!"
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"Thank you, darling."
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"Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?"
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"People are idiots, Leslie."
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