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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Summer Catalog (S02E02)

"Come on! I didn't know that!"
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"He seemed okay."
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"We had dinner together."
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"Guys, I don't know if I made it clear,"
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"but I don't want any sex offenders in our Parks catalog."
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"Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?"
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"Okay, April. Enough."
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"Cover photo. Tom, you're up."
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"This catalog is basically, like, an ad for the Parks Department,"
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"and I love ads."
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"billboards for designer jeans."
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"I TiVo through shows to get to the ads."
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"I love ads."
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"What are we trying to do with this catalog?"
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"We're trying to sell Pawnee on our summer classes."
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"How do we do that? With one perfect, captivating image."
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"April?"
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"Modern life. Where are we running?"
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"Sometimes, what we want is not always where we are."
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"Next slide."
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"Are we alone?"
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"Is the real winter inside our hearts?"
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"We are all struggling for definition"
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"in a world that resists our inquiries."
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"One, this is a summer catalog."
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"And three, that child looks like it's abandoned."
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"So, basically, boo."
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"Next slide."
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"Oh, God. Weird. How did that..."
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"That's a personal photo. That's... Shouldn't be... This must've..."
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"You know, I gotta say,"
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"I think that could actually work as our cover photo."
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"I'm cool with it, if you guys are. It's a high-res photo."
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"I don't know if I have time for this, guys,"
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"so, let's just pick a good photo, okay?"
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"What do you want, Leslie? A picture of parents pushing a kid on a swing?"
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"Yeah. Exactly. Get me that."
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"Okay. I gotta go."
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"What is he thinking?"
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""Why is my cup so tiny?""
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"Hey. What are you doing here?"
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"Happy six-month anniversary. I got you a gift."
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"It's a chicken salad sandwich."
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"about not getting me anything, because I would never expect..."
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"Swiss Army Watch, mofo."
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"Well done. Perkins. Wow!"
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"You like it?"
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"Are you allowed to kiss me in a hospital room?"
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"Oh, don't worry about it. He's dead."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, no, I'm just kidding, he's sleeping."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Yeah, our relationship is going well. Really well."
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"That guy really seemed dead."
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"Nice!"
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"Here, catch this."
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"You got me in the face! Oh!"
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"That one hurt. You've a good arm."
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"I know. I used to play softball in high school."
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"Shut up! Yeah, that's like, the boy version of softball."
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"Guys, don't play with the food, okay? We need this for the picnic."
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"Do we have everything? Yes, ma'am."
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"Three picnic baskets, assorted cheeses, grapes, wine."
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"Smoked salmon?"
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"April threw the smoked salmon on the roof."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Where's Leslie? She just texted me from your phone"
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"and said she left her phone at home"
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"and that I should come here immediately."
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"Maybe in your heart you knew it was from me, but you came anyway."
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"Nope."
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"that you're having a city planning emergency?"
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"There's no such thing as a city planning emergency."
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"Hi, there. Hi."
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"Look at you two."
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"Ann Perkins, Mark Brendanawicz. "Anndanawicz.""
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"Or "Merkins." No, "Anndanawicz.""
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"You two should be models."
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"'Cause I just finished a 12-hour shift. If that's the reason..."
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"Come on, Ann. It'd be a huge favor for Leslie."
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"You know how important this is to her."
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"Well, I am in. Dude!"
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"I am."
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"We don't have any pictures of just the two of us."
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"Yeah, you have."
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"And thank God an opportunity presented itself."
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"See? Win-win."
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"Now, Ann, you're gonna change, right?"
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"I guess."
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"Would it kill you to maybe put on some lipstick?"
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"Do you even own lipstick?"
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"This is probably the first time in history these four great men"
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"have been in the same place at the same time."
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"It kind of makes you..."
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"What is this?"
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"You were right. Oh, my God. Somebody's here."
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"Okay. Guys, just act normal."
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"Please? Just be like normal people."
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"Hello! Hi! David Moser! I'm Leslie Knope."
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"Right."
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"How long is this gonna take?"
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"Oh, not very long. I realize, of course, you're a very busy man."
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"I love parks."
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"I don't know if that's something I've communicated before."
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"So, having a picnic"
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"with all the former living Parks Department Directors..."
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"Guess who just checked something off her bucket list?"
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"Michael Tansley, Ron Swanson,"
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"I think we should just take a moment"
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"and appreciate how lucky we are."
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"I thought you were dead, Clarence."
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"No. I'm gonna outlive you, then I'm gonna nail your wife."
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"Screw you, you old coot."
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"Shut your damn mouth, Tansley."
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"Okay! Great! Let's go!"
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"When I say "parks," you say "department!" Parks!"
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"Parks!"
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"Apartment!"
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"Oh, boy. This is taking a lot longer than I thought it would."
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"Can you guys run up ahead and set up the picnic?"
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