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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"You misunderstand me, Mr. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. And my body."
Archer (2009)
"The ten grand is plenty."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, plus my ear hurts?"
Archer (2009)
"Because heirs to fortunes"
Archer (2009)
"and blame it on some poor hispanic or negro."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I thought about that,"
Archer (2009)
"but I don't know any hispanics or negroes."
Archer (2009)
"But putting aside, for now,"
Archer (2009)
"Because I have to get away from my family."
Archer (2009)
"They're a seething cauldron of neurotic, alcoholic,"
Archer (2009)
"narcissistic, quasl-Incestuous megalomaniacs!"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know. A four?"
Archer (2009)
"you've thought this thing through."
Archer (2009)
"Mm. For starters, even if you pull this off,"
Archer (2009)
"what are you gonna do for money?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I... I shall work, of course."
Archer (2009)
"As what?"
Archer (2009)
"A... food-perambulator."
Archer (2009)
"Well, my apologies. I thought you were"
Archer (2009)
"So, to make this work, you'd need a body."
Archer (2009)
"And not just any body. A body your same size,"
Archer (2009)
"same height and weight, your same general bone structure."
Archer (2009)
"A body... I mean, if you're gonna do"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know!"
Archer (2009)
"I just don't know her name, because... She's a maid?"
Archer (2009)
"Obviously."
Archer (2009)
"Did you kill her?"
Archer (2009)
"Wha... no! Jesus!"
Archer (2009)
"But my brother got her pregnant in the first place."
Archer (2009)
"And my father would've killed her"
Archer (2009)
"if she had refused to get an abortion, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Why do you think my father started"
Archer (2009)
"the Spanish-American war?"
Archer (2009)
"Wasn't it sugar? He got my aunt pregnant."
Archer (2009)
"And sugar? I guess. I don't know. Shut up!"
Archer (2009)
"The point is, this poor girl was dead"
Archer (2009)
"But want to know the best part? That wasn't it?"
Archer (2009)
"Since when and how do you know that? Don't you see?"
Archer (2009)
"Ergo, this plan is perfect!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, dentally, maybe, but if she just disappears?"
Archer (2009)
"Think of her family. Do you think I haven't?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. What?"
Archer (2009)
"If you help me do this,"
Archer (2009)
"for an additional $10,000."
Archer (2009)
"Um, how does that bring them closure?"
Archer (2009)
"Look, nothing we can do will bring"
Archer (2009)
"this poor girl back to life."
Archer (2009)
"and then every year, on grandma's birthday,"
Archer (2009)
"they throw it your face! Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Dynamite would blow her teeth all over the stupid beach."
Archer (2009)
"Well, and... And then what's the point?"
Archer (2009)
"Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"So we'll fake the crash tonight,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, sorry. I thought you meant..."
Archer (2009)
"Stop that this instant! You stop..."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. I don't want anybody in dreamland to see me."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I don't want anyone to see me"
Archer (2009)
"being chauffeured by a dwarf!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Then we'd have to find a dead dwarf"
Archer (2009)
"Why? To... oh, never mind."
Archer (2009)
"The chesley, on sunset. That wasn't so hard, was it?"
Archer (2009)
"Huh? Where's my tough old Dutch?"
Archer (2009)
"There he is."
Archer (2009)
"Huh? Now listen."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up and listen to me, okay?"
Archer (2009)
"I know this isn't, you know, ideal,"
Archer (2009)
"That was a poor choice of words,"
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"I don't pay you to be sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Now here."
Archer (2009)
"Do what he tells you."
Archer (2009)
"The guy that's gonna fix you."
Archer (2009)
"Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"that poor girl into my clothes, in the trunk of a car,"
Archer (2009)
"like so much... Forcemeat!"
Archer (2009)
"in a quenelle, roulade, or galantine."
Archer (2009)
"Well, now you're just being obtuse."
Archer (2009)
"I'm being obtuse? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"a corpse through a hotel lobby"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'd hardly call this a parade."
Archer (2009)
"Can I... help you?"
Archer (2009)
"No. We're fine. No, thank you."
Archer (2009)
"Bernice? Somewhat obviously."
Archer (2009)
"The curse of the Irish, and so forth."
Archer (2009)
"No! Oh, no. Thank you. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"No. We'll use this one. No, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"That... that one's good. Let's... No, this one!"
Archer (2009)
"a revolving door with Bernice."
Archer (2009)
"But it wastes so much less air conditioning"
Archer (2009)
"than a regular door."
Archer (2009)
"The regular door is wide-ass open!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right. Well, then, what's the point?"
Archer (2009)
"Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"Honestly,"
Archer (2009)
"I don't know why you're so angry."
Archer (2009)
"Which I think is why I'm so angry."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, you don't think I'm being unreasonable?"
Archer (2009)
"No! I mean, no.. I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Because not only did I pay a lot of money"
Archer (2009)
"for those magical disappearing whores,"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, that was more to look the other way, so..."
Archer (2009)
"while those assholes were taking my load!"
Archer (2009)
"and you are gonna find the bastards who took my whores,"
Archer (2009)
"and crippled my right-hand man, or..."
Archer (2009)
"Or... I'm just spit-balling here..."
Archer (2009)
"Because I do not want the money!"
Archer (2009)
"which is the core concept of economics."
Archer (2009)
"Isn't it sugar?"
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Goosebumps."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, okay! Okay!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay. I got to go to work, but I'll be back tonight."
Archer (2009)
"smelled like lemon pledge and orange chicken."
Archer (2009)
"Mm, maybe Chinatown?"
Archer (2009)
"Or maybe sarcastic island,"
Archer (2009)
"off the coast of that was uncalled for."
Archer (2009)
"Will you shut up? Gladly."
Archer (2009)
"And then ask yourself... Cui bono?"
Archer (2009)
"I said, "why was your office ransacked?""
Archer (2009)
"Because somebody killed my partner"
Archer (2009)
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