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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"You idiot! Ow! Stop it!"
Archer (2009)
"Good lord. You should have"
Archer (2009)
"getting the caviar stains out of my spats."
Archer (2009)
"Right. So, I've had a long day."
Archer (2009)
"For which I am prepared to offer you $10,000."
Archer (2009)
"I will."
Archer (2009)
"I have codeine!"
Archer (2009)
"like your family's don't fake their own deaths."
Archer (2009)
"They murder their parents"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, but... Boy, these are good."
Archer (2009)
"Mmm! Aren't they? - Zesty."
Archer (2009)
"I... look, I really don't think"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, one of those."
Archer (2009)
"heading into this half-cocked."
Archer (2009)
"You're not some runaway kid"
Archer (2009)
"whose family couldn't care less she's gone."
Archer (2009)
"They're gonna be looking for you."
Archer (2009)
"what has to be done here,"
Archer (2009)
"a body with your exact same dental records."
Archer (2009)
"Well, technically, I suppose the drunken abortionist did."
Archer (2009)
"But, I mean, not really? Really."
Archer (2009)
"the minute her panties hit the straw. The..."
Archer (2009)
"In the stables. Ah."
Archer (2009)
"Her teeth are perfect. My teeth are perfect."
Archer (2009)
"flown here from Haiti at great expense,"
Archer (2009)
"is to fill this car to the rafters with dynamite"
Archer (2009)
"and shove it over a cliff."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"but first we're gonna plant a few seeds."
Archer (2009)
"Seeds of deception."
Archer (2009)
"I know what you meant."
Archer (2009)
"But she can't be dressed like a maid,"
Archer (2009)
"Right! Then we should go to my hotel."
Archer (2009)
"Which is..."
Archer (2009)
"That's what I said."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on."
Archer (2009)
"Because I know..."
Archer (2009)
"No, no. I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"but for Christ's sake, man."
Archer (2009)
"And you are gonna find them,"
Archer (2009)
"How can I?"
Archer (2009)
"They took my Fee-ee-ee-ee-eet!"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"I pay you to make other people sorry."
Archer (2009)
"What who tells me?"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Absolutely not!"
Archer (2009)
"So much what? Forcemeat. Such as one might find"
Archer (2009)
"As opposed to you, who wants to parade"
Archer (2009)
"My maid, whose name is, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Bernice! Yes, Bernice."
Archer (2009)
"And she was dead drunk in a nearby saloon."
Archer (2009)
"Poor thing."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, jeez. Well, let's get her inside."
Archer (2009)
"Do you have a cat? I smell dander."
Archer (2009)
"You're gonna find my whores,"
Archer (2009)
"I don't even know where to think about thinking to start looking!"
Archer (2009)
"And when I get back, I wouldn't mind if the place"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Why on earth would he do that? What? No, not the killer, my..."
Archer (2009)
"And what on earth are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"You've clearly never been to a rodeo."
Archer (2009)
"of her very last shred of dignity?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait. Really? Mm!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"That's what I'm trying to find out."
Archer (2009)
"I... Because if you found out who killed him,"
Archer (2009)
"presumably knew you'd be elsewhere."
Archer (2009)
"I... huh? So, who knew you wouldn't be there?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I mean, it was late at night. There was no reason"
Archer (2009)
"So, you big ox, when trexler loses..."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"it's gonna be you going over that goddamn cliff"
Archer (2009)
"Please! Then you'd never get paid."
Archer (2009)
"Why, the very idea..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh! I need you to stop talking."
Archer (2009)
"And it's the highlight of my day."
Archer (2009)
"What? What do you want?"
Archer (2009)
"And yet the end result is still the same."
Archer (2009)
"Mother. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Figgis. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Poovey. You look like shit."
Archer (2009)
"Stop it! What are you doing here, anyway?"
Archer (2009)
"I heard they did a nice wedge salad."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Mother, but remember what I told you."
Archer (2009)
"Slang for "detective," so not an insult!"
Archer (2009)
"trying to shut down rumors"
Archer (2009)
"I wouldn't say "bloodbath.""
Archer (2009)
"Anything else? Well, uh,"
Archer (2009)
"And I will see you at midnight."
Archer (2009)
"doing in a place like this?"
Archer (2009)
"Leaving it. Let's go."
Archer (2009)
"Miss Kane!"
Archer (2009)
"At my job? Yeah. I mean, what are the odds?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, you do! That was the cutest thing!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, yeah. I mean, of course I.. Hey! Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Well, for one thing,"
Archer (2009)
"I may be literally starving to death."
Archer (2009)
"Also, I think we're being followed."
Archer (2009)
"I think we're being followed. We're not being followed!"
Archer (2009)
"And also, how have you not been murdered?"
Archer (2009)
"I think we're being f..."
Archer (2009)
"light the fuse, and then slam it into... oh!"
Archer (2009)
"Shh!"
Archer (2009)
"Wha..."
Archer (2009)
"It was a coincidence."
Archer (2009)
"Hello!"
Archer (2009)
"So, what are we doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Not literally, you ass! You scared me half to death! Ow! Ow! Will you... ow! Damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow. Join this great new club."
Archer (2009)
"Brandy, if you have it. Fresh out, turns out."
Archer (2009)
"your underbutler fire the housekeeper."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, maybe after he's done"
Archer (2009)
"I was being facetious, Mr. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"I... I know you're poor."
Archer (2009)
"Look, miss... Vandertunt."
Archer (2009)
"Heiress to the vast Vandertunt publishing fortune."
Archer (2009)
"My partner was murdered. My office was burgled."
Archer (2009)
"and crushed the ankles of a psychopath who,"
Archer (2009)
"So, as much as I would genuinely like to,"
Archer (2009)
"I'm afraid I don't have time to kill you."
Archer (2009)
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