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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S08E08)

"and he left an envelope full of clues in the safe."
Archer (2009)
"She looks like a-a rodeo clown."
Archer (2009)
"So..."
Archer (2009)
"why did someone murder your partner?"
Archer (2009)
"Really? I would think who"
Archer (2009)
"is much more important than why."
Archer (2009)
"you could make them tell you why."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, you're a regular monsieur..."
Archer (2009)
"And last night,"
Archer (2009)
"whoever, or whoevers, broke into your office"
Archer (2009)
"for anybody to think I would be at the office, so..."
Archer (2009)
"You lost me."
Archer (2009)
""Cui bono," you dummy."
Archer (2009)
"It's Latin. It means "to whose profit." So?"
Archer (2009)
"I think getting Bernice through the lobby"
Archer (2009)
"Besides, if... If you don't shut your fat mouth,"
Archer (2009)
"It would be worth it."
Archer (2009)
"What's this? Why have we stopped?"
Archer (2009)
"To get some answers. I won't be long. Stay here."
Archer (2009)
"Of course you shalln't."
Archer (2009)
"Dirty cop. Well, or any tradesman, really."
Archer (2009)
"to stop talking to anybody."
Archer (2009)
"You're hurting me!"
Archer (2009)
"- Couple minutes with Mother. - Knock yourself out."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'm sorry I can't be of more help"
Archer (2009)
"to you, lieutenant, but..."
Archer (2009)
"are two very different things, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"Couldn't sleep."
Archer (2009)
"Noisy house guests. What do you mean, "house guests"?"
Archer (2009)
"Aw. And now that we've settled that,"
Archer (2009)
"Remember what I told you."
Archer (2009)
"It is just dandertown frolics."
Archer (2009)
"Move, dick!"
Archer (2009)
"I... sorry. I've had a busy day."
Archer (2009)
"I'll bet. I've had quite a busy day myself"
Archer (2009)
"that bloodbath down in Long Beach."
Archer (2009)
"the easiest thing would be to just"
Archer (2009)
"tell len trexler it was you."
Archer (2009)
"That would be pretty easy."
Archer (2009)
"But I have another job for you."
Archer (2009)
"Great. Come back at midnight. I'll give you the details."
Archer (2009)
"And? And, well, I mean, it's just,"
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"In your office, late at night."
Archer (2009)
"No, it's just, what's a society dame like you"
Archer (2009)
"Wha... rude! Bernice is waiting."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Fancy meeting you here, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"One to one? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe."
Archer (2009)
"So, um..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. So, uh, okay."
Archer (2009)
"See... see you around, or..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my god! You have a crush on her!"
Archer (2009)
"And I think she has a crush on you."
Archer (2009)
"No, she.. Wait. Really? Absolutely!"
Archer (2009)
"Why-why... why do you think that? Did she..."
Archer (2009)
"Just admit that you like her."
Archer (2009)
"- Me and him? - We just!"
Archer (2009)
"What is wrong with you?"
Archer (2009)
"Clams! What?"
Archer (2009)
"at one of those darling little shacks."
Archer (2009)
"We're not stopping for fried clams."
Archer (2009)
"There is a dead woman in the trunk!"
Archer (2009)
"What? We're not being followed."
Archer (2009)
"There aren't any headlights back there."
Archer (2009)
"I think their headlights are off. No, they're not,"
Archer (2009)
"because it's pitch dark and we're not being followed!"
Archer (2009)
"If we were being followed, I would know it!"
Archer (2009)
"Fine. Then drive. Actually, we're here."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, Bernice. Won't be long."
Archer (2009)
"set a 20-second cordite fuse,"
Archer (2009)
"then we'll put Bernice in the driver's seat,"
Archer (2009)
"jam a rock on the accelerator,"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry! Our headlights don't work!"
Archer (2009)
"So, you're just straight-up crazy."
Archer (2009)
"Ow."
Archer (2009)
"Well? Are we doing this or what?"
Archer (2009)
"Because if I don't get some clams soon,"
Archer (2009)
"What? I told you we were being followed."
Archer (2009)
"I would like a drink, please."
Archer (2009)
"just for kicks, melts people."
Archer (2009)
"I want you to help me fake my death."
Archer (2009)
"I-I know. Sorry. Long day."
Archer (2009)
"No, they make up the hispanic or negro."
Archer (2009)
"I honestly wouldn't know where to begin."
Archer (2009)
"How quasi?"
Archer (2009)
"Who is that?"
Archer (2009)
"My brother did."
Archer (2009)
"Look! What are you... Uh, no, don't..."
Archer (2009)
"Not one cavity, not one filling!"
Archer (2009)
"I'll make an anonymous payment to her family"
Archer (2009)
"So the best thing we can do now"
Archer (2009)
"That is literally the worst thing we can do."
Archer (2009)
"What in god's name are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Nice? Where..."
Archer (2009)
"There's two dead men walking around there"
Archer (2009)
"who stole from me..."
Archer (2009)
"I.E., my whores, and from you, I.E., your feet!"
Archer (2009)
"They took my feet, Lenny."
Archer (2009)
"- Why not? - I'm not gonna stuff"
Archer (2009)
"No! We are not going through"
Archer (2009)
"- And I can see why you would be. - Oh, yeah?"
Archer (2009)
"I also paid you a lot of money."
Archer (2009)
"That is why I exchanged the money for goods and/or services,"
Archer (2009)
"Or, like, scarcity... Of sugar?"
Archer (2009)
"A week?"
Archer (2009)
"Trying to offset some of the blue."
Archer (2009)
"Must you rob this poor girl"
Archer (2009)
"You did that! You did that when you stuffed her in the trunk"
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"So, who knew you wouldn't be there?"
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"instead of Bernice!"
Archer (2009)
"Sitting in a car in the street like some sort of..."
Archer (2009)
""Can't" and "won't""
Archer (2009)
"if you two will please excuse us?"
Archer (2009)
"Although, now that I come to think of it,"
Archer (2009)
"somebody broke into my office and tossed the place."
Archer (2009)
"not many people knew I wouldn't be there."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. And?"
Archer (2009)
"What? No I don't. I..."
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