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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Laid Plans (S04E04)

"- Bet. - Bet."
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"- Give me the details on Kylie. - Dude, it was so naughty."
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"Oh, my God. I'm getting turned on by my own fake story."
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"Damn you, ruptured spleen! To be continued."
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"Howdy, stranger."
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"Hey, stranger."
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"Bye. How you doing, J. J?"
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"It's J.D."
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"- You look fantastic. - So do you."
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"- How's Milwaukee? - OK. I'm here to see a patient."
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"Even though she did the fake "forget my name" thing, she's here for me."
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"- I think we know there's no patient. - They've landed!"
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"Grab blankets and all the canned goods you can carry."
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"We're moving to the sewers."
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"He's really possessive of me. He won't talk to the new psychiatrist."
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"It is so good to laugh like this with you again."
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"or his first surgery will be removing a cell phone from his ass."
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"Anybody seen Mr Jennings file? Oh, here it is."
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"- Your college girlfriend? - Yeah."
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"- Could I say hi? - Yeah."
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"Hello?"
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"- Hello? J.D.? - This phone is indestructible."
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"Is anybody there?"
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"Why are you talking to her?"
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"Long story short, I'm sending Trong Tri Kelso to college."
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"I mean, come on, even Jordan lets me keep in touch with women from my past."
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"Give me a pound, my dog."
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"- He gets me. - Give me a pound, dog."
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"Gentlemen, Crazy Eyes Margo, I've called us together for one reason."
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"I have to find a way to make blonde doctor mine."
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"Burn down her apartment."
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"I have an idea, but we're gonna need a tugboat."
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"Tugboats and arson. That's all I ever get from you guys."
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"We call this a brain trust, and I'm the one with all the solutions."
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"I saved you from that eagle, Randall. I saved your job, Troy."
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"I'm afraid I have to find a new brain trust."
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"Gentlemen..."
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"...I don't want to appear selfish,"
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"I went out with a guy named Rick. Then he met my mom, and it fell apart."
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"- She didn't like him? - No. She loved him."
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"They're in Aruba."
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"You're pretty horny for a guy who gets it on a nightly basis."
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"- What are you implying? - Let's say a birdie told me"
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"- you and Kylie haven't slept together. - Who?"
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"- I trusted you. - Dude, it's been a month."
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"Time just flies when you're dry-humping your way through three pairs of cords."
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"She doesn't want to be exclusive. Is she dating?"
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"She did go to a movie with her brother-in-law."
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"Perfect. You can have your cake and eat it too."
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"This is what you do. Go out with Molly, have a great time while she's in town,"
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"but once she leaves, you go to Kylie and tell her you want to get exclusive."
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"That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard."
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"- Oh. - Trust me."
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"was by getting her best friend to like me."
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"I lost my hair in eighth grade."
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"I'm going in."
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"Um, we should be friends."
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"- OK. - Do you like "vanning"?"
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"- I don't know what that is. - It's kind of my thing."
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"It's like taking a long drive in a car, only it's in a van."
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"- I'm still not getting it. - Can you hold on for one sec?"
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"Four stories and not a scratch. What are you made of?"
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"You got three missed phone calls, all from a "Rosanna.""
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"Ladies, this is a hospital, not the Junior League. Let's break it up."
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"Dr Clock, I feel as though I've seen less of you recently."
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"- I moved to Milwaukee four months ago. - Welcome back."
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"This trip to India sounds so exotic."
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"Hey, Kylie, I'm just calling to see how your day is going."
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"Who has their feet behind their head?"
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"You have to wear your seat belt, even around the block."
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"Hey. I'm getting out of here. Do you want to grab a beer?"
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"They say the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry."
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"Now, honey, is it possible"
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"you're making mountains out of molehills?"
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"Sometimes plans go exactly like they're supposed to."
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"I made a bet with Dr Cox that you would go out with me."
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"And the success of those plans can take even the most hardened men by surprise."
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"And sometimes even the best of men can go awry."
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"So are you coming over tonight?"
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"Actually, Kylie, I... I can't tonight."
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"- Yeah, you should come with us! - That's the close button."
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"No, it's a close button. When someone gets close, a sensor opens the door."
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"She's got a pinkie hold."
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"You're pressing the wrong button."
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"I've seen smokers live to be 100"
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"I've seen unbridled joy,"
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"and I've seen debilitating pain."
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"But I never thought I'd see a jump-suit-wearing,"
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"van-driving, vomit-cleaning, no-good, confounded,"
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"Baby, I don't have to answer this."
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"It's cool. I got the ring that matters, right?"
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"We can talk later."
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"- You need to come get a drink. - Yes, I do."
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"Janitor."
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"Uh, no. No."
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"OK. Meet me at Stanwyck's?"
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"- Sure. - OK."
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"Sorry, guys, can't go clubbing tonight."
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"Oh, man!"
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"They make thongs specifically for low riders now."
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"- One night, some guy put a pen in it. - Some guy?"
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"You guys think I'm overreacting about Turk?"
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"I knew how to get rid of them, but I can't do that to Turk."
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"Share with him your feelings. That's what he wants."
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"You're welcome."
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"We should go too. It's late."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I just ordered two drinks."
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"I promise I will visit you soon."
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"Look, I don't care if I seem crazy. Please stop talking to your ex."
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"Anything for you, you know that."
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"so I let my roommate think we were dating for three months."
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"Oh, nobody could snuggle like Daisy."
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"Did you say Dr Cox was coming at 8?"
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"Oh, I'm sure he'll be here soon."
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"I kissed a dude once. It was at furnace camp."
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"You get "handsy". Now control yourself."
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"I should get going."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Well, if it isn't Marginally Attractive and the Beast."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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