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Clips from Scrubs - My Best Laid Plans (S04E04)

"He actually tricked you into a date."
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"I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation."
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"I will take my keys to go, though."
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"and I never really believed that you would or that you could."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You know what? It's OK."
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"Elliot."
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"What was that for?"
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"I was thinking about how patient you've been, how right things feel."
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"Wait, are you saying that you're ready?"
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"Awesome."
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"First, let me set the mood."
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"You're right, it is fate. I was out with this girl tonight"
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"that I could have had sex with, but it was easy to blow her off."
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"It makes the room smell like Chinese rain."
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"You blew me off tonight to be with some random girl?"
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"She's not a random girl. I had a crush on her long before I met you."
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"I will kill you."
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"See, that's the thing about trying to have your cake and eating it, too."
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"At a Ludacris concert with her birth mom."
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"Bad day."
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"Who wants to risk something important just for a silly piece of cake?"
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"I did it."
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"Cut off all ties with Rosanna. Forever."
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"You've been talking to a girl you used to sleep with,"
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"and you never told her you were married?"
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"She never asked."
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"Because if you're lucky, maybe you won't be married for much longer."
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"Baby. Baby!"
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"Hell, yes!"
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"but you're more concerned about your other wife."
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"You know what? I'm gonna stay with my sister."
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"- You want to place a wager? - I do,"
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"but I really have no need for a cracked Thermos and two pounds of keys."
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"- Good Times? - No. My sister had a miscarriage."
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"Molly?"
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"Give him a break. It's his wife."
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"And, Margo, I found your birth mother."
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"So you seeing anyone?"
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"She hasn't slept with you."
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"and I take the positive energy back to Carla."
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"And how'd you do that?"
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"She's an idiot."
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"Turk, I found your cell phone in the parking lot."
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"Isn't that your ex-girlfriend?"
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"Naked sweat drips."
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"- You paged me? - Yeah, look."
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"And if I win, I get his Porsche."
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"- Hey, J.D. - Try that cake I was telling you about."
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"I've seen crazy things at this hospital."
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"Frankenstein-looking buffoon like you get a girl like Barbie."
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"Rosanna gets her own personal ringtone, but I don't?"
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"He says that he needs to see us on an actual date"
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"Daddy's got a date."
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"You're a little drunk, and you know what happens when you get drunk."
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"There was one other girl a few years ago. Red-haired doctor."
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"Kylie, I'm sorry. I hope it's OK that I stopped by."
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"Then you showed up, and it feels like fate."
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"Frick on a stick. I gotta go. I want to hear the rest. Don't forget."
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"Do you still want me?"
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"Unlike you, Bobbo, Gandhi here is in a healthy relationship."
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"- If you don't do it, I will. - Mr Peeps? Why are you British?"
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"- I have a surprise for you tonight. - God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony."
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"Once you got the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box,"
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"Not the most clever group."
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"I don't think I can eat the rest of the evening."
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"It's not. Look, Kylie, I'm just really proud of my abs."
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"Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot of temptation in a hospital."
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"Calls from an ex would drive me nuts."
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"I knew what would happen"
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"And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos."
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"I wasn't "ahhing" you to indicate an incorrect answer,"
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"I guess it wouldn't be the first time the janitor got the girl."
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"So Molly's back in town. She definitely wants me."
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"I'm sorry, guys, but I've had enough."
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"- What? - Oh, nothing, Kylie."
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"- J.D., are you there? - You should come."
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"This just got interesting."
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"Oh, God."
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"If having my cake and eating it too meant being with Molly,"
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"- I'm so excited. So where are we going? - We haven't decided yet!"
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"Here they are."
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"if I reached over and brushed the hair out of her eyes."
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"I know you don't think about me the way that I think about you,"
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"Thanks."
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"If you make the slightest mistake, you wind up getting neither."
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"- I hope not. - Splendid."
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"made me feel good for a change."
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"You should go."
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"How did the Porsche drive?"
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"her four-week booty embargo was about to end."
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"OK, let's do this."
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"Thinking of that Jimmie Walker sitcom."
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"Yes, please."
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"Dude!"
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"Really? Has it been a month?"
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"Tough break five."
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"Oh, I posed as her dad so she could rent a car."
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"Feet up behind her head."
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"Nurse, I want to talk to you about these discharge..."
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"I ironed my going-out hair!"
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"I never get credit for anything."
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"it's basically just a waiting game."
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