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Clips from The Simpsons - The President Wore Pearls (S15E15)

"Sir, this casino is for charity."
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"These chips are only redeemable in cafeteria scrip"
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"or a day at the ballpark with Groundskeeper Willie."
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"I'll be bringin' sparkplugs to chuck at people I don't like, like you!"
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"But I'm up $200,000."
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"(MILHOUSE SCREAMING)"
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"I should've known. The same thing happened on Saved by the Bell."
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"you're going to have to resign as president."
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"You won't have Martin Prince to kick around anymore!"
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"(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"We're from Acme Amusement Rental."
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"Uh. Yes, we all are. Whoo!"
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"Oh!"
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"Ah! I can join past presidents like Otto, or Krusty..."
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"Nelson, you're running for president?"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Fractions, dinosaurs, foreign money, the first Thanksgiving."
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"Nelson, what are you doing?"
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"Real estate license exam."
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"My ticket to freedom!"
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"(CHANTING) Nelson! Nelson!"
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"(SIGHING) I can't beat Nelson."
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"Why don't you start a rumor that he's ding-a-ling-a-ling, hello!"
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"What a delicious quiche! I drive a pink Miata!"
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"(VOCALIZING EFFEMINATELY)"
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"Honey, you could be popular. You've just gotta be yourself"
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"No. I'm gonna stick to my platform"
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"Fluoridated water fountains, vegan lunch options."
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"(LISPING) My name is Nelson. I use a salad fork."
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"La-dee-dah! I wash my face!"
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"Clothesline."
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"And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French!"
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"What is she yakkin' about?"
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"I rest my case."
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"Yo, everyone, it's me, Nelson!"
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"(CHANTING) Nelson! Nelson! Nelson! Nelson!"
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"(SINGING) I'm not that cool I don't wear jeans"
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"But every grade that I grubbed I grubbed it for you"
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"So call me Bookworm"
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"While you're all outside having fun"
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"Unless you want an effective leader"
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"I'll talk to teachers I'll handle Skinner"
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"(PLAYING AIR GUITAR)"
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"Vote for me!"
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"Wow, she even beat perennial write-in candidate "Skinner Sucks.""
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"Skinner! I'm worried."
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"She's like a female Eleanor Roosevelt."
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"Yeah. The students will do anything she says."
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"Hey, maybe that escaped mental patient you've hired"
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"has some sort of toxin in his shack."
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"Yes. Hello, Willie."
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"Vanity? You might have something there, Edna."
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"So when's my inauguration?"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Actually, Lisa, I wanted you to see you."
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"You're our president now."
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"But you look like the First Lady of Yawn."
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"What would you change?"
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"I may be the new girl But you can't brainwash me"
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"To fight for kid power I must be heard not seen"
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"I have to lead wisely Not just primp and preen"
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"Nails, dimples ears, scrunchie"
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"There's beauty within me"
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"So let's Olsen twin me"
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"Give them someone to love"
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"Well, it's a little over the top."
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"ls our Frisbee now."
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"Hey, Lisa! Can I get a photo for the front page?"
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"It'll either be a picture of you or the drinking fountain that won't stop running."
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"Make it snappy, Milhouse."
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"I've got an important meeting in the Teachers' Lounge."
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"The Teachers' Lounge. Is it true they make fun of students in there?"
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"WILLIE: Look at me. I'm Milhouse."
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"I tuck my shirt into me underpants."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"WILLIE: I've got no friends. So I confide in Willie."
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"(LAUGHING LOUDLY)"
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"(GIGGLING NERVOUSLY)"
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"We need to get teachers more involved."
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"Have them meet with struggling kids in the morning before school."
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"Fine. I'll come in early to meet with students."
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"Or we could hand out teachers' home phone numbers"
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"so kids can call them whenever they have questions."
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"Look, in the Swedish public schools,"
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""Photo op helping kindergartners take off snow boots.""
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""Move the brush fire hazard needle"?"
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"Shouldn't I stay here and work on school policy?"
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"Don't hide your light in a smoky back room making dusty old decisions."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Well, I am proud of my light."
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"But just in case you want to do any more thinking,"
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"(GASPING) Use it anytime you like."
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"You mean I can come to the school after hours?"
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"Weekends? Even during the summer?"
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"Yes. It's like you're Harry Potter without the magic and wonder."
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"That little girl should learn to read things before she signs them."
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"Excuse me. I was wondering if I should read what I just signed."
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"Okay."
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""Key release boilerplate"? I find that very hard to believe."
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"Mmm-hmm. And yet there it is."
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"Boy, this key opens everything. (GROANS)"
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"You're like Geraldine Ferraro. Except you won where she failed miserably."
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"Well, I think I can say with all humility,"
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"I am gonna be the best school president ever!"
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"(SLOW APPLAUSE)"
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"(SARCASTICALLY) Bravo, Lisa. Bravo."
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"Oh, isn't that sweet? Even your brother's adding his kudos."
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"I was being sarcastic."
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"Oh, I'm so confused."
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"On my chess set, the pawns are all Hamburglars."
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"(SINGING) I'm so happy with my evil plan"
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"Say goodbye to music gym and art"
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"But it helps me get through another day"
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"Lisa is a fool"
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"I've fallen in the pool"
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"So Long Athletics, Art, and Music. Care for a t-shirt?"
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"T-shirt?"
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"Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "male prostitute"?"
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"(EMBARRASSED LAUGH)"
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"Forgive me, sir."
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