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Clips from The Simpsons - The President Wore Pearls (S15E15)

"(WEEPING)"
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"(PANTING) I'm doing it! I'm almost to the top!"
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"Ahhh! Ow!"
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""All extra-curricular activities are hereby canceled,""
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"Who would sign such an order?"
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""As ordered by Principal Skinner""
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""and approved by Student Body President Lisa Simpson!""
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"And to think I was gonna ask you to the dance!"
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"Well, I don't feel like it now."
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"Oh! That's cool. Stupid, stupid, stupid."
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"(RUMBLING)"
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"I'll be cooking my Lean Cuisine in your kiln tonight!"
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"(LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"What they wanted you to"
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"But a tango takes two"
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"I've gotta tell Willie about this."
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"(IN A SING-SONG VOICE) Lisa is a sellout. Lisa is a sellout."
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"Lisa, what's a sellout?"
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"With the band gone, how will I know who to beat up?"
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"They eliminated English for Fat Kids!"
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"Lise, you made this school even worse."
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"just so they could exploit me and ruin my good name."
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"Lisa, you've got to stand up to these guys."
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"And when you do, people will remember you."
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"There's Bugs Bunny, Fat Elvis, Autumn in New England,"
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"Bats of the Southwest, all heroes."
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"Do you want to see Elvis kiss a bat?"
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"(KISSING) Squeak, squeak!"
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"You tricked me into betraying my fellow students!"
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"I see."
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"Principal Skinner, may I make an announcement to the school?"
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"I can't see the harm."
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"I hereby resign as your president."
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"Any student caught striking will be severely disciplined unless all of you do it."
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"Then I'm stymied."
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"(CHANTING) Strike! Strike! Strike!"
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"Our budget is stretched tighter than Mother's sauna pants."
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"Principal Skinner, I will not call off this strike until you bring back music and art!"
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"(CHANTING) Hey, hey, Seymour S. Nurture our well-roundedness!"
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"we want music, gym, and art!"
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"Why didn't I cancel Sign Making and Creative Chanting?"
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"Principal Skinner, can't you just reinstate those programs?"
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"Would you be willing to pay an extra $1 .23 in taxes to fund them?"
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"No way! I'm saving for a speedboat."
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"(CHANTING) Strike! Strike!"
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"Lisa, what are you doing?"
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"This is the kind of trouble-making I expect from your brother."
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"Mom, I was elected to make this a better school."
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"They've taken away our crepe paper."
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"(SIRENS WAIL)"
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"Oh, no. They heard me."
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"So take out your tiny batons."
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"Chief Wiggum, we're just like you policemen."
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"Chief, are you sure the mayor wasn't at a different Olive Garden than you?"
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"The Springfield student strike has entered its fourth day with no end in sight."
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"are 10% more likely to become chronically unemployed"
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"the Association of News Room Cue Card Holders..."
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"And the United Federation of Theme Park Zombies."
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"Zombie eat brains but zombie cannot swallow this injustice."
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"At the heart of the strike is former student body president, Lisa Simpson."
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"Lisa is a nut. She has a rubber butt."
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"Every time she turns around, it goes putt putt."
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"Skinner! We have got to get these kids back in school!"
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"Willie, can't you turn your hose on them?"
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"They are wee children. I'd sooner turn it on myself."
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"Now see here, you nose-wiping hair-combers!"
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"Back in Edinburgh, we had a coal miner's strike."
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"All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top."
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"Skinner! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor,"
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"You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good student."
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"Yes. In fact, I think she's a little too good for this school."
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"If we stand together, we are strong!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Lisa Simpson, you have just been transferred"
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"to the Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome."
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"Please climb into the idling bus."
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"But, but I..."
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"Don't cry for me kids of Springfield"
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"You can still reach me through e-mail"
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"at Smart Girl 63 underscore back slash"
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"(SPEAKING FRENCH)"
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"Oh, this place is paradise!"
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"Well, I guess this story has a happy ending after all."
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"Just like my last massage."
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"I'm not driving 45 minutes a day!"
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"Oh, why can't you have a normal dream"
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"Okay. Let me take figure skating."
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"Are you crazy? I'm not getting up at 6:30 every morning"
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"so you can prance around a frozen pond and think you're better than me."
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"LISA: Well, what can I be?"
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"HOMER: I don't know. How about a horse whisperer?"
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"HOMER: Over my dead body!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"I really shouldn't be here. I have a problem with games of chance."
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"But I break just like a little girl."
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"I'm a private citizen now! I can drink what I like!"
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"I can't believe Nelson is more popular than me."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"I've polished an apple or two"
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"Lisa. Lisa. Lisa."
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"Just OshKosh B'Gosh me And then leave me be"
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"Has made me a super tween"
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"For they are my people and I am their queen"
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"Like you're the wife of a businessman."
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"But there's no reason I can't look good"
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"And I'll have hypnotherapy when?"
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"Outstanding notions. Each more implementable than the last."
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"It's a shame you can't stay to discuss them. Here's your schedule for the day."
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"I'm proud to present you with an official key to the study hall."
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"Where fun and excitement never start"
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"Repo man!"
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""to be replaced by nothing!""
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"I would've gone with you."
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"Look, they're taking away the art room!"
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"Gimme that!"
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"Yes, Mother."
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"Sneeze, puke, burp, fart,"
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"You do? Cool. A blank check for mayhem."
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"I ate so much bread... (SOBS SOFTLY)"
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