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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Fifty-Fifty (S01E01)

"Good night!"
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"Perhaps a little lie down."
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"What?"
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"Oh God! Oh God!"
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"but she can't see past a little bit of shit on my forehead!"
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"Yes, chocolate, yes! I meant chocolate."
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"Hi, uh, something's wrong with my computer."
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"it got on my fingers and then I must have..."
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"How big is... Whoa! Hey now!"
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Come, Moss. Don't be silly."
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"You're right, I'm being silly. Wrap it up, Roy!"
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"How did she hear about this?"
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"Oh, was that the woman who phoned earlier?"
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"Why would you want to go out with Patricia anyway?"
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"I mean, her last boyfriend was Simon from 3rd."
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"- Jen! - Hey, you!"
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"And it's between me and the door."
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"- Was it 1780 or 1791? - 1791."
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"'Cause that's what you women want! Nice guys!"
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"What are you talking about, Roy?"
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"If my date last night proved anything, it's that you, ladies,"
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"I think if your date proved anything, Roy,"
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"Is it definitely plugged in?"
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"Yeah, like a lonely hearts thing but I'll make it sound psychotic."
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"And I still bet I'll get a bezillion replies."
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""I'm going to murder you.""
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""You bloody woman!""
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"Might want to play a bit hard to get."
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"Yes, yes, it's like there was 2 of me."
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"Hey! Hello."
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"Oh my God!"
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"On my head, it's not shit!"
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"Look!"
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"Now I don't know if this is exciting or not..."
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""Love, Rebecca.""
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"All right, let's have a look at you, you mad thing."
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"- Good nose. - That is a good nose."
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"Roy?"
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"Hello, Daniel! I mean, hello."
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"Oh my God! Oh my God!"
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"Chris Tarrant, hello!"
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"he's asked me to ask you a question."
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"Was it A) Bartok, B) Chopin?"
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"- If I may... - Sure."
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"- It's just "Phone a friend". - Anyway."
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"She was the "phone a friend"?"
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"So who of course is Daniel, our estimed temp security guard, going to phone"
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"Wow! The rules on that show have really changed!"
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"before I got the question wrong."
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"It was all very romantic."
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"I thought you said you'd take him to one of your favourite restaurants."
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"Well, I went to a good place recently."
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"Messijoes."
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"And you are getting the prawn bites with spicy salsa."
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"Always."
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"They help me hide the fact"
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"You're that bloke off the telly!"
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"And you must be the woman he phoned! Brilliant!"
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"Funniest thing I've seen in ages."
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"God! I'm a bastard!"
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"I am so."
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"I am a complete tool."
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"Stay out of this, Fonzy!"
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"Don't be stupid, it's cold. Taxi!"
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"I don't really think the bet proved anything. Taxi!"
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"Hi, girls."
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"She's watching Diagnosis Murder at full volume."
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"Now, my type..."
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"Here we are!"
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"Your place... your place..."
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"La maison... de la femme..."
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"El casa del signorita..."
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"Das haus die Frau..."
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"I'll just walk you to the door."
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"- There's no need. - That's okay."
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"So..."
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"I guess this is "arrivederci"."
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"I'd quite fancy a cup of tea though."
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"A glass of water maybe."
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"Look..."
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"I have to tell you something."
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"What?"
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"I wanted to tell you in the restaurant but..."
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"it... a good time never came up and I..."
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"- I wasn't gonna say it but... - Say it."
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"I have to."
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"What?"
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"You've got shit on your head."
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"There's some shit on your head."
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"Where? Where?"
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"It's been there forever."
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"It's chocolate!"
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"It's chocolate!"
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"It's not shit!"
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"It's not shit!"
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"It's.."
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"It's my dessert."
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"I don't know how it got there but uh..."
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"It's on my fingers."
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"It's not shit!"
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"Thank God for that!"
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"You know, I just spent the last hour"
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"thinking you were some sort of disgusting tramp."
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"Oh no!"
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"That's funny!"
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"- Oh God look! - What?"
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"It's chocolate!"
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"How about that cup of tea now?"
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"I was a perfect gentleman last night from beginning to end"
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"I thought you said it was chocolate."
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"I forgot to turn this thing on."
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"Hello, IT..."
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"Oh No! No, oh Dear, thanks."
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"You're welcome then."
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"It's typical."
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"The one time I manage to bamboozle a girl in the building"
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"into going out with me and this happens."
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"She's gonna tell everyone!"
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"Oh come on! She's a receptionist, she'd hardly gossip."
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