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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Fifty-Fifty (S01E01)

"Besides it's a boring story."
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"Yeah... that's boring."
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"It's boring, she won't tell anyone."
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"Hello."
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"Sorry guys."
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"She might have told Jen."
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"No, that's what I'm saying."
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"It wasn't. It was..."
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"It was chocolate. It was chocolate."
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"I don't know... I don't know... it..."
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"Listen..."
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"how did you even hear about this, mom?"
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"Moss... Moss, there's a spider in my office."
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"Could you deal with it? I just hate spiders."
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"I'm not overly fond of them myself there, Jen."
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"How..."
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"I actually recommend my good friend Roy there"
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"as the go-to guy on anything"
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"with more than 7 eyes."
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"He's on a very brief personal call right now."
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"It's just a spider. It's fine."
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"Oh look! It seems to have left of its own volition."
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"Oh, be a man, Moss!"
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"You're right, I'll be a man. I'm a man."
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"Please don't shut the door."
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"I won't."
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"Goodbye, Jen."
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"That was my mother."
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"'Cause I've just been telling everybody."
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"Hello there."
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"Have you caught it yet?"
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"Not quite, Jen."
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"The spider's managed to walk behind me."
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"So I can't get out."
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"Simon from 3rd is the one with the hair."
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"Oh, him! Oh, he's awful."
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"He once ate a copy of Loaded for a bet."
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"- She liked him? - Apparently."
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"That explains everything!"
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"She likes the kind of big obnoxious guy who eats Loaders."
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"Hello, Daniel."
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"How are you?"
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"I'm great, thanks. How are you?"
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"I'm great."
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"Well, can either of you tell me... Okay... Okay..."
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"who wrote Missa Brevis in D minor? Was it Mozart or Beethoven?"
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"That was a certain Mr. Mozart, I think you'll find."
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"Oh right, do you know a lot about classical music?"
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"- Petit pois. - Oh, right."
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"Mozart, Beethoven, 50/50 ain't it?"
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"Actually, no, you were right. It was Mozart."
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"Well it's... It was..."
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"Okay, so, let's try another one."
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"Okay. Here we go. In what year did Mozart die?"
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"Yes! Yes! Bang on! Good!"
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"God! I hope he doesn't come in again!"
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"- Jen! - Yes!"
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"Is Roy off the phone yet? The spider is now upon my person."
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"You guys don't mind me chilling out in here, do you?"
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"No. Chill out!"
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"So did you see the match last night?"
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"- Oh yeah! - Oh yeah!"
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"- God! - Did we?"
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"What a match!"
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"All of the players running up..."
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"the pitch..."
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"and running down it again. Such athleticism!"
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"What was Rooney thinking over there?"
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"Who knows! That's Rooney!"
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"He is a foolish boy!"
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"Yeah but... that referee... I'm sorry the referee is just an idiot."
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"Yes, he was certainly the villain of the piece."
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"Daniel, you're still here."
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"Yeah, just... just having a little break."
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"Do you wanna come and join me?"
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"Stop it!"
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"Well, I'd better... I'd better... hit this way."
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"Oh by the way, guys, if you need any help with any more spiders,"
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"just give me a call, okay?"
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"Yeah, we'll be fine, I think, thanks."
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"Actually, do you have a card?"
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"That is good. See you."
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"You like him!"
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"Who?"
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"Oh, that good looking man with "Security""
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"written on his shoulders? Yes!"
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"Yes, I do."
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"He seems really nice."
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"Nice!"
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"Hello, IT! ."
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"you don't want nice guys."
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"it's that women like men without poo on their foreheads."
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"That's our type."
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"That has nothing to do with this."
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"She clearly just didn't want a gentleman in her life."
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"I hate to generalize, you know that."
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"But all women just want bastards."
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"That women liking bastards thing is a total myth."
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"I've tried turning it off and on again and nothing happened."
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"Oh, let me have a look."
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"Oh, sorry, that's it, thanks very much."
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"You're welcome then."
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"It's just not true."
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"Women don't want gentlemen, they want bullies and thugs."
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"I'll prove it to you."
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"How will you prove it to me, Roy?"
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"Oh! Okay."
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"I'll put a... I'll put on a classified ad online."
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"A classified?"
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"Oh, dear God."
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"Come on. How much?"
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"Okay. Yeah, I'll give you 20 quid if you get 1 response."
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"You're on!"
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"Oh my God, no!"
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"It's all about body fluids with you, isn't it?"
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"Come on, Moss! We need to get to work."
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"Work?"
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"Yeah, we need to post a classified lonely hearts ad online"
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"that makes me sound like a psycho so that I can prove to Jen"
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"that all women love bastards and therefore win 20 pounds."
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