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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Smallest Park (S04E04)

"We won't be using actual lasers in this course."
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"It's about the theory that makes them possible."
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"One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime."
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"First up, a personal favorite,"
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"the Sopranos option."
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"Now, I guarantee you, anyone that sees this logo"
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"is not gonna "fugghedaboudit.""
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"This is our current community center."
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"Ugh."
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"This is our new community center!"
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"Today, I'm a Beverly hills plastic surgeon,"
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"and the Parks department is a wrinkly old housewife"
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"I'm about to work a miracle."
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"Thank you, ma'am. What a story."
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"Anyone else?"
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"Anyone..."
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"Uh, this gentleman wants to say something."
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"No, I don't."
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"Come on, Mel. You're always up in arms about something."
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"No, I'm not."
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"I'm not always up in arms about something."
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"There we go. That's the spirit."
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"Talk to me about what's bothering you."
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"Okay, that'll do it. Thanks, everybody."
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"I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack"
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"that lasted seven hours."
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"Now when I need these people to complain,"
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"they're done in 45 minutes?"
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"Whoa, check it out."
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"You can get credit for playing intramural frisbee golf."
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"Okay, you can take a class on the Civil War."
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"Why would I take a class"
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"on something that's already happened?"
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"Look, you guys have already had your say."
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"Now I want to try something that I want to try."
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"And I'm gonna make my choice as I always do,"
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"at random."
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"As she was burned at the stake,"
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"Joan of Arc did not cower."
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"She did not beg for mercy."
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"she said, in a strong, clear voice,"
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""I am not afraid. I was born to do this.""
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"I want to be burned at the stake."
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"Many societal institutions"
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"were established solely to oppress women."
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"To this day,"
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"some feminists have even condemned marriage"
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"Amen."
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"That class was awesome."
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"I wholeheartedly agree."
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"If that woman weren't so violently opposed to marriage,"
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"I think I would propose to her."
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"Well, then, it's decided."
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"Andy Dwyer will be taking "women's lasers.""
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""Women's studies.""
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"Sorry. God, I cannot stop thinking about lasers."
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""Women's studies.""
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"Is there such thing as "women's lasers"?"
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"Excuse me, what the heck is going on here?"
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"of this tiny but very intrusIVE park."
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"We were told this would have"
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"This flyer has hundreds of events."
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"There are fireworks every night at midnight?"
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"They start at midnight."
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"Who knows when they're gonna end?"
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"Look, I don't even know the impact of this park,"
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"because the city skipped an environmental impact report."
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"or sound or lights or crime."
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"I mean, it's all a mystery."
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"I do, Joe. Yeah, that's how I know"
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"just how high this conspiracy goes."
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"What can we do about it?"
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"I'm glad you asked. I have some ideas."
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"These are our current park rangers."
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"What are they up to? No one cares."
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"But coming this spring to the style network..."
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"Ranger Reality Show."
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"I'm sorry, tom, but Chris,"
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"I mean, really, you've gone way off track."
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"Well, guess what, Jerry? I'm a dreamer."
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"Okay? I dream big. Deal with it."
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"Tom, weekends are for dreaming."
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"You are a government worker. This is a government job."
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"Plus isn't dreaming big"
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"exactly what got you in trouble with your old company?"
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"- Hey, where you going, Joe? - Bathroom break."
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"No, get back over there."
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"I'll find you a bottle or something."
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"And why did they turn so quickly on this project?"
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"Well, you know how it goes."
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"I hate to say this,"
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"but I think we're gonna have to do"
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"that environmental impact report."
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"They are explicitly demanding it."
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"Hey, everybody, listen up."
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"Uh, in response to your complaints,"
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"we are cancelling all of these disruptive events."
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"This park is just gonna be"
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"a quiet patch of grass, harming nobody."
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"Everybody cool?"
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"Great."
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"Actually, Chris, I know you think that we're a dream team--"
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"Dream team!"
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"Yeah."
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"But we're not."
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"You see, Leslie here is a team of one."
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"And that might be a very good team,"
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"but she kind of steamrolls the rest of her team,"
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"me, to do whatever she wants."
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"Regardless of how the rest of her team,"
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"feels."
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"So I don't think we should work together anymore."
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"Wow. That was very hard to hear."
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"So many negative words."
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"I just need to process this."
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"Okay, the dream team is dead."
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"But you guys had a great run."
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"Oh, and the park is open. Yay!"
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"Good job with that."
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"Hello ma'am, who is just as equal as man,"
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