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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Smallest Park (S04E04)

"I would like you to redesign our Parks department logo."
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"Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font."
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"fun-filled park ever conceived."
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"Has there been any resistance from the community?"
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"it's a total slam dunk."
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"Yeah, but it's not what you think."
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"If you're gonna take a college course,"
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"whom I do not actively root against."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"I've never been more bored in my entire life."
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"The only good font is the Sopranos one,"
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"I'm more of a Steve Harvey."
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"Uh, maybe you should be in the advanced class?"
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"Yeah, maybe I should."
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"But I couldn't possibly, because I'm just a beginner."
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"Oh, my God. Four weeks."
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"I suggest we sample a few more classes."
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"Fine."
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"so Ben and I can keep working together."
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"- Ann... - Leslie..."
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"Thank you for coming to this very important"
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"Because there's a definite type of person"
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"Intolerance. Can we be doing more?"
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"in terms of playing with them?"
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"That's right, it looks like an apple store."
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"as a glorified form of slavery."
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"That'd be my number one pick."
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"Just preparing for the grand opening"
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"very little impact on the neighborhood."
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"So we don't know about traffic problems"
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"Don't you work for the government?"
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"They're boring, and I hate them."
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"he just wanted us to choose a new font."
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"Where did all these people come from?"
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"It only takes one nut job to get people riled up."
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"Dream team."
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"me,"
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"Why didn't you tell me it was so expensive?"
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"straight to my boring house,"
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"Heck, I still use my original I.D. Card"
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"from my first day on the job."
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"Mouse Rat CD, $30."
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"We're raising money for my college education, Ron."
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"I took a second job back at my old job."
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"Stop, or you lose the money."
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"Listen, I know she can be"
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"Because with everything she's done for me,"
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"and we make limited-edition hats, posters,"
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"and want to go to the parks"
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"and a little more considerate."
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"Okay. I want to."
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"There is another option."
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"No, we would have to tell Chris."
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"Tom!"
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"Sounds cool so far."
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"Rethink our visual brand, take these words,"
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"and make something amazing."
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"So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?"
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"on the new font project."
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"Come on, that's too close. Let's make him a number-three."
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"Fair enough. Jerry, you're number three."
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"There's only two of us."
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"He has been in this department a long time."
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"I think maybe you could learn somethg from him."
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"Our research shows that our park"
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"will draw 5,000 visitors a year,"
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"and I want this to be the most amazing, awe-inspiring,"
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"Now how big is the park, exactly?"
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"It is .000003"
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"square miles."
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"Recently, the last remaining telephone booths"
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"in Pawnee were torn down,"
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"and on that patch of concrete,"
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"I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction$$$"
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"The smallest park in Indiana."
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"The title is currently held"
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"by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville,"
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"but guess what?"
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"No, he does not suck old car tires."
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"He was one of the greatest men in history."
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"I'm sorry. Sometimes I get competitive."
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"No, not at all."
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"It's so small we don't even need to do"
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"an environmental impact report."
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"It's inexpensive, it benefits the town,"
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"You two, when you work on a project together,"
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"Man, all these classes look amazing."
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"I can't choose."
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"They do this thing called a "shopping period,""
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"where you can just sample as many classes as you want."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Sports and Society."
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"Physical Science."
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"A crash course?"
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"Oh."
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"I did not graduate college, because I did not "attend" it,"
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"but I'm trying to improve myself,"
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"so I'm gonna start by taking just one class."
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"Andrew, you should explore a new subject."
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"Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons."
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"Yup."
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"No offense, Ron, but April's way sounds way easier."
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"Guitar for beginners."
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"I value a good education,"
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"so I don't want to see Andy"
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"waste his time in college."
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"Of all my coworkers, he is one of a small number"
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"Ugh, there I go getting all sappy."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"So, I have about nine things I need to talk to you about."
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"The first is the ribbon-cutting ceremony."
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"Do you know who's bringing scissors?"
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"Because I cannot tell you how many ceremonies get derailed"
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"when people don't bring scissors."
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"- Number two-- - Right. Um, listen."
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"I'm actually glad you're here."
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"After this project finishes,"
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"I'm gonna focus on other departments"
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"and cut down my time with Parks and Rec."
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