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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Smallest Park (S04E04)

"I would like one ticket for, uh, women."
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"He would like to register for Women's studies."
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"Okay. Here's the registration form."
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"Ooh!"
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"And we'll need a check or money order for $940."
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"Why?"
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"I didn't know."
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"My parents pay for my classes."
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"I'll just have them pay for yours too."
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"I know."
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"I'm gonna beg for money in the street like a drug addict."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"Oh my God."
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"Everything in my life is going wrong right now."
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"Whose fault is this? I demand to know."
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"Actually--"
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"Ben thinks that I'm a steamroller?"
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"That's unbelievable."
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"How dare he think that I'm a steamroller?"
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"Leslie, I'm just telling you this--"
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"I know, he's going through a phase right now,"
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"and eventually we're gonna both be friends again."
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"No, what I was gonna say is that you really are--"
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"Working too hard. I know, Ann,"
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"you keep starting all these sentences and not finishing--"
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"You're a steamroller!"
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"You are a massive, enormous, runaway steamroller"
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"with no brakes and a cement brick on the gas pedal."
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"You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies."
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"That's insane. You love Harry Potter."
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"You've seen all eight movies!"
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"When we go out to a bar, you order my drinks for me."
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"Because you order white wine, and it gives you a headache."
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"Well, it's my headache!"
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"Leslie, you do what you want,"
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"you ignore what other people want,"
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"and you hear only what you want to hear."
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"Okay. I know. I know I do this."
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"I'm the worst."
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"No, you're very passionate."
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"You just push too hard sometimes."
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"Well, you should call me a bulldozer"
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's gonna be okay."
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"Is it? Honestly, is it?"
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"I mean, I guess I just need to leave Ben alone."
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"That's what he says he wants."
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"Okay."
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"Well, this steamroller is hangin' up her..."
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"The rolly thing on the front of the machine."
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"What do you-- what do you call that?"
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"- The roller? - Probably."
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"Got you a little pick-me-up, Tommy."
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"A triple-decker ham and cheese from the cafeteria."
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"Always makes me feel better."
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"Two pathetic guys eating pathetic sandwiches."
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"Sounds terrific."
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"I guess I'm Jerry now."
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"After work, I'll just go home,"
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"kiss my wife, and have a home-cooked meal"
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"with my three beautiful daughters."
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"What a miserable life."
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"I have been here, well, 30-some years,"
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"and the best way to cope with this job"
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"is to do everything the exact same way"
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"every day."
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"Check this out."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I got to go."
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"Put my sammie in the fridge."
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"Candy bars, $50. $50."
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"God, people here are so cheap."
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"April, where have you been?"
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"Over two phone calls came in unimpeded."
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"Do you want a shoe shine?"
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"It's $100."
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"Laugh all you want, Kyle."
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"I already took the money out of your wallet."
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"Oh."
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"Good news, son."
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"You have just won a Ron Swanson scholarship."
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"I don't think so. I don't remember applying for--"
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"No, An--Andy."
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"Ron Swanson..."
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"Scholarship."
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"Wait, are you serious?"
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"Stop this."
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"No."
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"Why not?"
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"I like the kid, and I have the money."
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"One thing I promised myself"
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"when I buried gold in my backyard"
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"was that I'd never be a hoarder or a miser about it."
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"Hey."
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"Okay, is this health department business"
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"or Leslie business?"
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"You need to go talk to her."
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"Why? So she can force me"
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"to spend time with her again?"
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"No. No way. I'm done talking."
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"strong-willed and difficult, okay?"
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"She once made me eat an entire cheesecake"
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"at a potluck so she didn't look bad."
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"But I really think she's ready to listen."
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"You ate an entire cheesecake?"
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"Why didn't you just throw it away?"
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"I would eat ten cheesecakes for her."
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"Also, P.S., it was delicious and amazing,"
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"like everything she does."
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"Will you please just talk to her? For my sake?"
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"and when she can't talk to you, she texts me."
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"So we take the old logo from the 1970s,"
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"t-shirts, everything."
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"People love limited editions,"
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"plus parents will get swept up in the nostalgia"
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"to recreate the fun they had growing up."
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"This... is amazing."
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"It is possibly the best idea anyone has had"
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"in this government in 100 years."
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"Thanks, but most of the credit goes to my number-four, Jerry."
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