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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Smallest Park (S04E04)

"What?"
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"Well, look, I mean, we tried hanging out together,"
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"we tried working together, and it just..."
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"Bums me out."
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"No, no, no. We're just working out the kinks."
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"You don't need to decrease your time with me."
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"In fact, you need to increase your time with me."
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"That make sense? I think it does."
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"After The Smallest Park wraps up,"
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"I am going to ask Chris"
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"to take over all Parks and Rec business."
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"Okay?"
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Well, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I need to ascertain the whereabouts"
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"of some oversized ceremonial scissors."
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"Those are my pens and pencils."
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"No, see, I think that Comic Sans always screams "fun.""
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"But, man, those "r"s in Helvetica,"
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"they're just, you know, like, really popping for me."
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"Who cares about letters?"
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"where the "r" is a pistol."
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"Let's think bigger, people, come on."
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"What about a top-to-bottom makeover"
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"for the entire department?"
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"I'm talking new uniforms, new signage, new color scheme."
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"I don't know."
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"This really isn't what Chris asked us to do."
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"You know, maybe we should just stick to the assignment."
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"Cool, Jerry."
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"a dead-eyed government drone with no ambition."
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"Yes, technically my new job is my old job,"
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"but I'm not some boring, Jerry Gergich-type guy."
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"I dream big, I shake things up, and I always wear dope suits."
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"Okay, can anyone tell me what this is called?"
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"- Uh, that's a fret. - Yeah."
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"And that little thing you got right there--"
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"Dude, dumb it down."
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"I barely haven't even ever seen a "gortar.""
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"Okay."
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"We will be working on basic chords for the first four weeks."
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"I'm already bored."
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"Of course you are. You're not challenging yourself."
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"Very good."
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"Good-bye, everybody. Guess what."
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"I was secretly an undercover rock star this whole time."
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"I think you would make an incredible brunette."
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"Ron Swanson."
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"I mean, he's not even attending"
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"the ribbon-cutting ceremony of a park that we made together."
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"I'm sorry, Leslie."
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"I'm just freaking out."
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"The only thing we have left is work."
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"And now he doesn't want to work together anymore?"
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"What does that all mean?"
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"I think you know what it means."
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"Yeah."
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"I should just drag out that tiny park project"
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"for as long as possible"
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"That's almost exactly the opposite of what I meant."
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"No, what I'll do is I'll get the neighborhood all riled up,"
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"and then maybe they'll ask for an environmental impact report--"
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"and then Ben and I will work together"
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"for at least another year."
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"- Leslie, for God's sakes. - Good idea, Ann."
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"No, Ann, please, I beg of you."
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"Will you just shut your beautiful pie hole?"
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"Just sit there, let me stare at you"
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"while you silently support me on this game plan."
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"- Leslie-- - Shh--"
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"Your quiet support means the world to me."
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"As well as your tacit endorsement of all my behaviors."
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"As a mature, reasonable adult,"
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"I understand that this will be the last project"
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"that Ben and I are working on together."
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"So please join us for the grand opening"
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"of Pawnee's Smallest Park on November 12th, 2070."
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"and what I suspect will be lengthy, meeting."
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"The proposed park is very small,"
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"but we believe we need to investigate every detail."
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"So if anyone has any questions for me"
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"or assistant city manager Ben Wyatt, go right ahead."
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"Hi, I have a question about this project."
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"Whoa, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Where's the fire?"
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"Let's get to know each other first."
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"Tell me about your childhood."
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"Is there going to be basketball there?"
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"Basketball courts attract undesirables to my community."
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"Well, there's barely room for an actual basketball,"
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"much less a court."
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"I associate with basketball,"
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"and I'd rather not have that type of person nearby."
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"Don't worry. You don't need to worry."
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"Okay, I'll just come right out and say it."
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"I'll tell you what type of person I don't like."
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"You don't have to do that."
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"No, no, no, no. I think we get it."
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"Yeah, we do, Rose,"
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"and you bring up a very good point."
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"I'd like to hear from each and every one of you"
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"about a time when prejudice has touched your lives."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"My name is Professor Barnes."
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"The class I'll be teaching this semester"
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"is introduction to lasers."
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"The word "laser" stands for"
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"light amplification"
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"by stimulated emission of radiation."
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"Where are the lasers?"
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"This graphic here represents the electromagnetic spectrum"
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"arranged from low frequency..."
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"He's not even using a laser pointer."
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"He's right. This class stinks."
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"Stick with it. You might learn something."
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"Professor?"
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"Hi, there. Andy Dwyer. Curious."
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"When will you be bringing out the lasers for me to play with?"
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"And will we start with the small lasers,"
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"or could we go just straight to the big lasers,"
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