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Clips from South Park - Scott Tenorman Must Die (S05E05)

"Wait. Why the hell are you training Denkins' pony"
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"to bite off someone's penis?"
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"Because of Scott Tenorman."
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"I hate him and I want to make him suffer."
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"Well, son, I think you've got a pretty stupid plan there."
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"Not like that, pony."
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"Look, if you want to get revenge on somebody,"
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"you've got to think like a hunter."
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"What do you see?"
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"No, young hunter. I mean, what do you see?"
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"And he's reading a magazine about Radiohead."
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"What's "Radiohead"?"
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"But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo"
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"What am I doing here?"
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"- Jesus, don't start singing, Ned. - So, the subject is a big Radiohead fan."
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"that involves them."
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"Nice thinking, young hunter."
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"I'm looking in Scott's parents' room."
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"Holy crow, he's right, Ned. Mrs. Tenorman's letting the twins out."
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"- Let me see. - Radiohead. Yes, of course."
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"Dear God, they're even bigger than I ever imagined."
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"Let me see."
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"Here you go. Wow, those are great."
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"Maybe I should go grab some beers, Ned."
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"- Ned, what... Are you jacking it? - Kind of."
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"Well, stop it!"
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"What the hell are you doing out there?"
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"- Crap! - Who's out there?"
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"- For Christ's sake, stop jacking. - I can't."
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"Don't think I don't see you."
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"I know who you are, and I'm calling the police."
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"Hey, Scott. How's it going?"
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"Really? Because they're doing a big interview on MTV,"
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"- Everyone's gonna be there. - Cool. Thanks for telling me."
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"You're welcome, Scott."
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"Okay, well, looks like everyone is here. Let's play the video, shall we?"
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"Welcome back to MTV. We're here with the members from Radiohead,"
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"probably the hottest band in the world right now."
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"Guys, when is your next album coming out?"
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"That's an interesting question, Kurt."
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"But first, I'd like to say that I really hate this kid named Scott Tenorman."
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"I think all the guys in the band hate him, right, guys?"
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"Well, we would tour, but we just hate that Scott Tenorman kid so much"
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"that we don't want to."
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"Yeah, Scott Tenorman is totally not cool."
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"He's not cool."
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"Wow, that really sucks for you, Scott."
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"Scott?"
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"Did you see that?"
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"Scott must have ran home so embarrassed."
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"And you know what? That wasn't really Radiohead talking."
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"I just dubbed their voices over."
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"What a retard! And everyone saw it."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It's time for the amazing Pubeboy!"
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"I'm a piggy Here's my snout"
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"Oink oink oink"
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"I'm a piggy Here's my snout"
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"I'm a piggy Here's my snout"
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"Oh, my God, it killed Kenny."
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"That does it!"
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"I'm gonna get Scott Tenorman once and for all!"
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"We'll see how cool you feel after this."
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"Yes, yes."
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"Yes, this is the most genius plan ever!"
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"Scott Tenorman is going to wish he never met me!"
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"- Okay, Cartman, what do you want? - Stan, Kyle, thanks for coming."
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"I've just finished planning a brilliant little scheme"
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"that should put Scott in his place for good."
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"And if you'll help me, I'll give each of you $2."
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"Okay, so what's the plan?"
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"Scott Tenorman's favourite band is Radiohead, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"So, I realised, what if we got Radiohead to come here to South Park, right?"
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"Then they could meet Scott Tenorman"
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"and see him get his wiener bitten off by a pony."
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"- What? - Don't you see?"
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"then Radiohead will think Scott Tenorman is totally not cool."
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"And that would make Scott Tenorman want to die."
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"Ready? Break."
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"You're such a dumb-ass, Cartman."
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"Ready, pony? Bite it."
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"Yes!"
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"Thom, will you stop reading fan mail? We have work to do."
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"Just a second, fellas. Listen to this."
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""Dear Radiohead, my name is Eric Cartman."
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""Scott is 15, and I'm afraid he has cancer"
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""in his ass."
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""Radiohead is his favourite band, and it would make his short life"
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""if you could find it in your heart to visit him before he dies alone and scared."
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""Won't you please consider it?"
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""I don't think he'll make it past next Tuesday around 5:00.""
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"Wow, we have to go."
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"To Colorado? But we've got an album to mix."
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"Didn't you hear the letter? This poor kid has cancer in his ass."
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"- Hello. - Scott Tenorman?"
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"- What do you want? - We just want to warn you."
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"Eric Cartman, the 4th grader, is going to try and trick you somehow"
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"into getting your wiener bitten off by a pony at Mr. Denkins' ranch."
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"- How do you know? - Because we're his friends."
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"- Then why are you telling me? - Because we hate him."
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"Well, we just thought we'd let you know. See you."
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"See you."
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"- Hello, Scott. - Hey."
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"I was just stopping by to invite you to my Chilli Con Carnival."
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"Everyone's coming and I wanted to drop by your invitation, personally."
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"A chilli carnival? That sounds great."
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"Yeah!"
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"There's even gonna be a big surprise, so you won't want to miss it, Scott."
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"And here. Here's a coupon good for one free pony ride."
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"Wow, a pony ride. Neat."
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"It will be very neat, Scott."
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"Gosh, chilli, rides and ponies. What more could I want?"
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"A little penis biting, perhaps?"
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"- So, you'll come for sure, then, Scott? - How could I turn it down?"
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"Sweet. Killer. Bye, Scott."
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"You are good, Eric. You are very, very good."
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"Mom, Dad, that was my good friend Eric at the door."
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"He told me that there's a starving pony"
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"at Denkins' ranch that's been abandoned."
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