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Clips from South Park - Scott Tenorman Must Die (S05E05)

"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"Scott Tenorman? The 9th grader?"
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"- Give me my $10, Scott. - Hey, I said no."
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"I'm here to collect $10 that you owe in back taxes."
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"You're not from the IRS. You glued my pubes onto your face."
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"Tax evasion is a very serious offence, sir."
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"I suggest that you..."
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"That asshole! That big, smelly, ass-sniffing asshole!"
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"Just let it go, dude. You're only out $16.12."
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"Count your losses and move on. He's smarter than you."
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"One, please."
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"She's all drunk and spreading her legs"
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"$16, take it."
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"I don't think so, Scott. I'm going to Fort Collins myself."
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"What a stupid asshole!"
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"One million dollars!"
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"Well, my grandma's in the hospital. She's very sick."
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"- Geez, I didn't realise that. - Yeah, poor Grandma."
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"But just one thing before I give it to you."
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"Lower your head,"
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"I'm a little piggy."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Yes, Clyde?"
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"He is a cold, calculating man and I will have revenge."
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"Did you guys see that movie Hannibal,"
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"train it to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener."
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"Right. Why should we care?"
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"Let's just let Scott Tenorman walk away with my $16.12."
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"This one day where you could have made a difference?"
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"All right, I guess it's just you and me, Timmy."
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"Come on, good pony. That's it."
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"- What do you mean? - Step one: Find someone's weakness."
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"- Step two: Exploit that weakness. - How do I do that?"
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"I see Scott Tenorman with his ginger red hair and his stupid freckles and..."
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"Goddamn it, I hate him!"
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"Right, right."
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"There's posters. Radiohead posters."
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"Maybe I should come up with a little scheme"
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"Scott's mom is about to take off her bra."
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"What? Give me those!"
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"I was just wondering, do you like the band Radiohead at all?"
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"and they're playing it tonight on a big screen downtown."
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"- He's stupid. - Yeah, I hate Scott Tenorman, too."
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"Jesus, did you hear that, Scott?"
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"And will there be a new tour?"
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"- I've got it all figured out. - Got what all figured out?"
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"- How to get Scott Tenorman back. - Jesus!"
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"If I can get this pony to bite off Scott's wiener in front of Radiohead,"
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"You guys go get Radiohead to play here."
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"Fine. I'll do it myself. You guys just watch."
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""I'm a young, supple eight-year-old boy from South Park, Colorado."
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""I'm writing to you because of a kid I know named Scott Tenorman."
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"It's a chilli cook-off with rides."
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"- Oh, dear. - Yeah, I feel really bad."
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"Your mom and I can go get the pony and have it taken to an animal shelter."
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"I'm proud of you, too, Mom."
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"- What are you doing, Scott? - What's it look like? Making chilli."
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"It won't be so dumb when Scott Tenorman arrives."
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"Well, come on. You've got to see the pony."
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"Let's go over to the judging table and we'll try the chilli first."
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"Goddamn it."
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"This chilli looks pretty good. Here's mine."
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"It's a special recipe."
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"I have something to tell you."
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"What?"
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"Yes, I'm afraid this isn't your chilli, Scott."
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"was that my friends Stan and Kyle would betray me"
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"I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off."
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"You would most likely send your parents."
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"so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise,"
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"My God!"
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"You know, everyone has problems."
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"Dude, I think it might be best for us to never piss Cartman off again."
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"The tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy, you guys."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"West side."
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"How's it going, guys?"
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"What the hell are you so happy about, fat-ass?"
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"Nothing. No big deal, really."
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"What's no big deal?"
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"Well, just it seems that I am the first one of us to reach manhood after all."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Well, because unlike you guys, I just got my first pubes."
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"- You got pubes? - What's pubes?"
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"Pubic hair. He's saying he got his first pubic hair."
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"- No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. I'm becoming a man."
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"He's lying."
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"- You want to see them? - Hell, no!"
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"- Here, check them out. - We don't want to see them, Cartman."
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"There, see? How do you like them apples?"
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"- What are those? - My pubes."
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"- What? - I got them from Scott Tenorman."
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"Yep. He let me have them for just $10."
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"I got pubes before you guys did! I got pubes before you guys!"
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"Cartman, you are so goddamn stupid, it's unbelievable."
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"Don't be jealous, guys."
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"This doesn't mean we can't still hang out."
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"It just means that I matured faster than you."
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"You'll get your pubes, guys, some day."
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"Cartman, you don't buy pubes. You grow them yourself."
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"What?"
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"When you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair"
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"that's attached to you, you... dumb-ass."
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"But then, why would Scott Tenorman sell me his pubes for $10?"
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"Because, retard, you're dumb enough to buy Scott Tenorman's pubes for $10."
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"You're telling me these pubes are worth nothing?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm gonna get that son of a bitch."
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"And so I told him here, I said, "Here, I'll sell you my pubes for only $10.""
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"And the stupid asshole buys them."
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"Speak of the devil. What do you want?"
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"Yes, I've come to return these pubes that I purchased."
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"I don't take returns."
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"Right, but you see, I didn't realise when I bought these pubes from you"
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"that you were full of..."
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"So you can either give me back my $10, or I can go tell my mom on you."
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"You would actually tell your mom"
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