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Clips from South Park - Scott Tenorman Must Die (S05E05)

"But I don't how I can help it because I have a lot of homework to do."
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"Well, don't you worry, Scott."
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"We sure can."
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"Wow, would you really? I feel so much better now."
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"Scott, you're such a loving, caring boy. I'm so proud of you."
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"Did you bring the goods?"
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"We got everyone we could find to chip in."
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"There's pubes from just about every kid in town in here."
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"Awesome."
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"Dude!"
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"The little fat kid thinks he's gonna get revenge tomorrow."
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"We'll see how he likes it when I tell him"
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"he just ate the pubes of every kid in town."
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"Yeah!"
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"Hello, guys. Thanks for coming to my Chilli Con Carnival."
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"This is the dumbest thing you've ever done, Cartman."
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"I suggest you stay to see the fireworks."
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"We will. Trust us, we wouldn't miss this."
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"- What's so funny? - Nothing."
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"- Is Radiohead here yet? - Not yet, but they will be."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"- Hello, Eric. - Hey, Chef."
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"I made some chilli to enter into the contest."
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"- What contest? - This is a chilli cook-off, ain't it?"
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"Yeah, I guess it is. Here, just put it over here."
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"- It's my special recipe. - Scott Tenorman!"
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"How are you, Scott? Thanks so much for coming."
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"- I wouldn't miss this for anything. - Likewise."
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"Just a second. Don't you want to taste my chilli first?"
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"and I want you to be near the pony when they arrive."
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"I don't want it to get cold. I think I can win first prize."
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"All right, Scott."
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"All right, I guess we should taste each other's chilli?"
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"I don't know. Your chilli is good, Cartman."
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"But I think mine is better. Try it."
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"All right."
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"This is great."
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"Gosh, this is really good, Scott."
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"I'm glad you like it so much"
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"because now that you're almost finished,"
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"What? You mean, about how you put pubes in your chilli?"
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"I switched it with Chef's."
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"It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that."
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"What I did plan on, however,"
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"and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap."
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"that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your wiener."
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"What they didn't tell you"
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"was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight."
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"Knowing you would try and do something to the pony,"
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"I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area."
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"And I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property,"
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"he shot and killed both your parents."
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"Well, they was trespassing and I was protecting myself."
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"- I have my rights. - My mom and dad are dead?"
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"I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady,"
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"and, of course, to steal the bodies."
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"After a night with the hacksaw,"
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"I was all ready to put on my Chilli Con Carnival,"
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"and, of course, feed you your chilli."
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"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott?"
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"I call it "Mr and Mrs. Tenorman chilli"."
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"My God!"
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"I made you eat your parents!"
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"Jesus Christ, dude!"
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"My mom and dad are dead? No!"
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"- Excuse me. - Who are you?"
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"We're that band, Radiohead."
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"Geez, what a little cry baby. Are you going to cry all day, cry baby?"
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"Come on, guys, let's go. This kid is totally not cool."
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"Yeah, that's the most uncool kid I've ever met."
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"Little cry baby."
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"No, wait! Wait."
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"My God! My God!"
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"Yes, let me taste your tears, Scott!"
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"Your tears are so yummy and sweet."
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"Good call."
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"That's all, folks."
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"Don't you discriminate against my people by not accepting these pubes."
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"Have you no heart?"
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"You wouldn't happen to be Eric Cartman, would you?"
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""but you'll never take my goddamn $16.12"?"
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"You must learn all you can about your kill."
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"You know, that band that sings that song."
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"I've got to get out of here!"
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"It's a brilliant combination of my last two plans."
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"- What? - Don't you see?"
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"then Scott would cry, and if he cries,"
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"Okay, I'll keep working on the pony."
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"It's just cool how you're gonna get Scott back."
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"Well, yeah, but there's a special guest coming"
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"It doesn't mean you have to be a little cry baby about it."
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"You think you're so cool, Scott Tenorman."
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"- Let's go, hon. - Let's."
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"Well, that's okay. Here, just give me the $6."
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"- Well... - What?"
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"I assumed that they would tell you"
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