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Clips from South Park - Scott Tenorman Must Die (S05E05)

"that you were stupid enough to pay for my pubes?"
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"I don't think so."
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"- Just give me back my money. - Buyer beware, dude."
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"Now get your fat little butt out of here before I kick your head in."
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"Hello, sir, my name is Kris Kristoferrson."
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"I'm with the IRS."
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"All right, I'll trade you my pubes back for the money."
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"- You will? Cool! - How much did I charge?"
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"Yeah, $10. You got change for $20%"
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"I only got $6 and 12 cents."
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"- And I'll give you the $20. - Okay."
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"Now give me the pubes, and I'll give you back $2."
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"- Right. - Now, give me the 12 cents."
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"And I'll give you the rest of your change back."
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"- Cool. - And then give me the $20."
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"- And I'll give you the pubes. - Sweet."
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"Goddamn it!"
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"I'm gonna get him!"
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"- Cartman, can I give you some advice? - What?"
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"He is not smarter than me! He just charmed me, that's all."
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"He's a charmer, that Scott Tenorman, but I'll get him some day."
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"One, please."
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"One, please."
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"One, please."
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"- That'll be $6. - Okay, and how much is that in pubes?"
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"We don't take pubes."
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"Listen, my money is as good as anybody's."
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"- We don't take pubes. End of story. - Racist!"
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"Scott, Courtney Love is in South Park."
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"and showing her poonanner to everybody!"
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"You gotta go check it out. I'll watch your house for you."
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"- Okay, I'll buy the pubes back. Here. - What?"
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"I'll even throw in an extra $5. Here. Give me back my pubes."
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"- Why do you want them back so much? - No reason."
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"- I don't believe you. - All right."
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"- The Pube Fair in Fort Collins. - Pube Fair?"
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"They're paying $5 a hair for pubes. If I leave now, I can catch the last bus."
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"$5 a hair?"
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"- That's, like, a million dollars! - Here, take your money."
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"- You can't do this to me. No! - Sure, right you are, Scott."
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"- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?"
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"Can you tell me where the Pube Fair is?"
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"- The Pube Fair? - Yeah, I've got some pubes to sell."
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"There's no such thing, you little smart-ass."
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"No such thing?"
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"I'm Eric Cartman."
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"I think this is for you."
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"106 miles, Scott."
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"I had to ride 106 miles in the back of a pick-up truck to get back here."
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"- You really went? What a tard. - All right, Scott, you win. I give up."
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"You do? Wow, you're not as stupid as I thought."
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"Yeah, I'll see you around."
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"Sure is too bad about my grandma, though."
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"Your grandma?"
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"It's not really your concern. It's just that..."
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"The doctors say, unless I can come up with $16 for an operation,"
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"they're gonna put her down."
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"Hey, kid. Hold on a second. I'll get your money."
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"He's such a douche."
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"- Here you go. - Wow! Thanks a lot, Scott."
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"- What? - I just... Well..."
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"I want you to beg for it."
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"Just get down on your knees and beg me for the money."
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"Why?"
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"Do you want your grandma to live or not?"
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"- Please, Scott, give me my money. - No, no. Get down on your knees."
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"and say, "I beg you to give me back my money.""
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"- I beg you to give me back my money. - Now say, "I'm a little piggy.""
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"- What? - Say it."
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"- Here's my snout. - Here's my snout."
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"- Oink, oink, oink. - Oink, oink, oink."
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"Now dance, little piggy. Dance and oink for me."
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"I'm a little piggy Here's my snout"
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"Oink, oink oink Oink, oink, oink"
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"I'm a little piggy..."
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"All right! Now give me back my money."
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"You mean this?"
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"You really care that much about 16 measly dollars?"
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"I mean, what can you buy with $16?"
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"My parents give me a $50 a week allowance."
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"This pittance means nothing to me."
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"Watch."
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"No."
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"Why?"
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"Now you can't bug me for your dumb money."
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"Concerned citizens, I thank you for coming."
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"I know that you're all deeply troubled and want to find a quick and painful way"
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"to get rid of Scott Tenorman once and for all."
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"- Who's Scott Tenorman? - Yeah."
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"Scott Tenorman is an 8th-grader who sold Cartman his pubes for $10,"
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"and now Cartman's all pissed off."
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"$16 and 12 cents. He is a disease."
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"What are you going to do?"
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"where the deformed guy trained giant pigs to eat his enemy alive?"
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"Well, if we find a pony, we can train it,"
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"It will be painful and humiliating. Everyone will see it happen."
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"And then Scott Tenorman will forever be known as"
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"the kid who had his wiener bitten off by a pony!"
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"What's in it for us?"
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"Yeah. Why should we all care about getting Scott Tenorman back for you?"
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"Yes, why should we care, indeed?"
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"Hell, let's let all the Scott Tenormans of the world"
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"take what's ours and laugh in our faces."
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"Why stand up for yourself when you can just walk out of here right now and say,"
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""It's not your problem"?"
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"But years from now, when you're old and have children of your own,"
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"what would you give to come back and fight this one day?"
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"Where you could have told Scott Tenorman,"
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""You may take our pride,"
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"- Now who's with me? - Timmy!"
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"Christ!"
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"Here we go. Come and get it."
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"Come on, pony. Bite the wiener. Bite it."
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"Now bite it off! Bite off the wiener, good pony."
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"No, pony. He'll like that."
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"Eric! Are you training that pony to please you?"
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"No, I'm trying to teach it how to bite someone's penis off."
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"Well, does Mr. Denkins know you're using his pony?"
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"He shoots trespassers on sight, you know."
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"- He said it was okay. - All right then."
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