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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Emergency Response (S05E05)

"and said I should give you everything I got."
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"Mmhmm."
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"Guys! Come here."
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"The game is rigged."
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"Jamm invited Leonard here,"
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"It is with a heavy heart that I say,"
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"In order to save our park..."
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"Ann, how much flu vaccine does the hospital still have?"
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"Enough for 2,000 people."
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"- to flush them down the toilet. - You got it."
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"Chief Fugleberg, I want you to order your officers"
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"to find all the infected birds in the area and perform CPR."
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"Sorry. Won't they become infected?"
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"That's a risk we're gonna have to take."
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"And you know what? Why don't we just kick this up a notch?"
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"A tornado quake!"
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"This is Ron. Go ahead, caller."
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"Hi."
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"My Yorkshire Terrier has chewed up the legs on my kitchen table."
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"Is there a cheap way to repair that?"
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"Great question."
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"That'll mask the scratches."
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"Next thing you want to do is ditch the Terrier"
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"and get yourself a proper dog."
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"Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat,"
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"Grapes of Wrath, chocolate-chip ice cream, and Johnny Cash."
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"Don't trust big banks or small banks."
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"Whatever happened to, "Hey, I have some apples."
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"Would you like to buy them?" "Yes, thank you.""
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"I've seen three movies in my life--"
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"Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton,"
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"and Herbie Fully Loaded."
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"My girlfriend's kids love it."
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"It's pretty funny."
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"Good morning."
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"And... it is a wrap."
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"What? No, no, you can't do that."
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"Oh, well, joke's on you."
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"I think we're done here."
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"I will see everyone at the gala, and I will see you in hell."
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"Yeah, you're too late, Knope. That lot is mine."
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"I can't hear you. I'm a ghost."
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"Yeah, well, so am I, so you can hear me!"
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"We got all the way to Muncie before we realized that it was just a drill."
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"No one had your cell number, Big "J.""
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"I find that hard to believe."
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"Oh, my God, why is everyone standing around?"
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"We have work to do. Status report."
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"Nope, we don't have time for that."
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"We're gonna have to postpone the gala,"
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"but we can't, because the deadline is tomorrow."
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"Oh, my God, I destroyed the entire town for nothing."
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"Leslie, it's okay."
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"Oh, my God. You did all this?"
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"I had a classic stroke of Haverford genius."
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"Who has the most to lose from a new Paunch Burger?"
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"Their competitors."
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"- but-- - No, Tom, I love it."
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"And more importantly, so will all of our more ample citizens."
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"How did you get the word out?"
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"I also helped a child perform a tracheotomy"
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"- two free drink tickets. - Wow."
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"This is great. Thank you so much."
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"Oh, and thanks for dressing up, Jerry."
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"That's your buddy Andy Dwyer over there, isn't it?"
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"- Such a shame. - Oh, no."
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"- Did he fail his test? - It's weird."
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"He got 100% on his written test--"
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"just doesn't have what it takes to be a cop."
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"Too bad. He's certainly something of a genius."
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"We could use his brains on the force."
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"Official police wrist lock. You can't hit me. Try to hit me."
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"Wrist lock. Boom, too much pain, you can't even hit me."
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"If I had my gun, you wouldn't try to hit me, though, is the thing."
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"Uh, if I could have everyone's attention please?"
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"I am so happy to announce that as of one minute ago,"
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"we have reached our fund-raising goal."
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"will be poured right back into this wonderful project."
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"And speaking of community,"
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"I'd like to thank my community-- my friends."
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"It's a lesson that I have learned over and over again,"
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"but it bears repeating--"
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"No one achieves anything alone."
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"Without further ado, the best band in Pawnee--"
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"♪ It's not built yet, the park ♪"
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"Thank you."
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"I thought you should see why Leslie tanked the drill."
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"hoping it would kill Leslie's park project."
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"If the test were any other day, Leslie would have aced it."
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"Maybe I'll find my way back here in a month for a re-do."
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"I appreciate it."
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"Yeah, I don't need to know that."
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"Well, we only have three more months."
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"I can't wait three more months."
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"God, I just hate the feeling of not being married to you."
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"Well..."
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"Let's just do it, then."
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"I mean, we're all in black tie."
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"Let's get married... Tonight."
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"We go to our reporter, live,"
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"Thanks, Jessica. I'm here at the Pawnee Weather Center"
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"with celebrated geologist Isabella Winchester."
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"Isabella, can you tell us more about this killer earthquake?"
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"That's right, Winnifred,"
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"the earthquake registered an 8.5 on the Richter scale."
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"From all of us here at Channel 4 News,"
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"I'm Jessica Rabrit."
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"Have a good evening and be safe out there."
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"- Councilman Jamm? - Thank you, Bill."
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"Here's why."
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"But things..."
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"with food and music"
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"Leslie!"
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"by the Department of Emergency Preparedness."
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"Eh, he'll figure it out eventually."
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"and then we do the personality evaluation,"
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"Okay, quiz me."
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"Babe, look at me."
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"Aw, that's so sweet."
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"to determine your simulated disaster."
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