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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Emergency Response (S05E05)

"If I could sum up the Pawnee Commons"
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"Dynamite."
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"tourist attraction-y, and eco-friendly."
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"Thank you, Councilwoman Knope--"
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"very, very thorough"
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"- and so many acronyms. - I know."
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"Let the record show there was a standing ovation."
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"History will decide."
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"is the greasy lard bomb."
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"Why? You know my plan is better for the community."
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"How are we going to get that money?"
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"Hey, come on. Cheer up, little pups."
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"Yeah, and people could donate,"
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"or they could bid to put their names on everything in the park,"
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"I'm omelet."
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"Oh, my God. Gayle."
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"What's the emergency?"
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"Oh, this is just a drill,"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"The disaster-preparedness people picked today?"
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""But he's got a great personality.""
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"Great. What is the criminal code for arson?"
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"and then cheat on them with you."
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"and I cut its feet off and made it into a lucky charm."
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"Thank you. I love it."
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"My name is Leonard Tchulm."
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"Mm, we're not that close."
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"This is real life."
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"Pawnee has been hit by..."
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"A strain of avian flu."
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"Yes! Avian flu! Jackpot."
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"Everybody open their binders, okay?"
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"Good evening, this is Channel 4 lead anchor"
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"Avian flu has just hit the town of Pawnee."
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"The tables showed up, which is good,"
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"Okay, well, get some chairs from somewhere."
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"No offense, Ron, but I don't think you'd be great on TV."
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"Little coq au vin? Little bouillabaisse?"
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"to cater something that big for free."
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"I'm from Orlando."
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"Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"Hey, can you hear me?"
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"I need everyone there at Animal Control"
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"I could fill up a bathtub and just drown 'em one at a time."
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"but now I am infected with a killer virus,"
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"No, you did not."
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"I ride my bicycle behind the bus as a windbreak."
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"I'll kill him..."
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"On a completely unrelated note, I have horrible allergies."
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"Don't worry about me. I'm a true professional."
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"It seems like her allergies are kicking in."
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"It will be enjoyable."
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"R-Patz and K-Stew, or Bieber--"
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"Ron subbed for you on Pawnee Today."
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"- Okay, tell the firefighters... - All phones."
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"- All phones. - And then to--"
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"to be a police officer."
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"but my full name is Andrew, I think,"
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"No?"
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"Wait. Yes."
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"When I was a kid, I always wanted to hold a cop's gun."
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"You find out that it's your father."
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"Woodworking, uh, novels about tall ships,"
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"meat, that sort of thing."
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"I'm afraid I have some very bad news."
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"Uh..."
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"- Eight more hours? - Nine."
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"Specifically asked that the drill to be done today"
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"God, that guy is the worst!"
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"Look, we are stuck in this room until the drill is over."
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"What are we gonna do? The only thing we can do."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we are making some changes to the Knope Protocol."
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"Great. Why don't you tell the hospital director"
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"Our top priority is now saving all the birds."
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"Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with..."
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"and cats are pointless."
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"Come to the gala. Next caller."
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"Everyone in Pawnee is dead."
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"It says right there, you're dead, so is everyone you care about."
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"Ms. Knope, I'm afraid"
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"I have to once again give Pawnee a failing grade."
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"Ghost jammed!"
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"- Status report! - Well--"
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"How did you get food?"
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"I got all the other fast-food places in town to donate food."
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"I know black tie and chicky tenders isn't the best mix,"
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"- Hello, Chief Fugleberg. - Hey."
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"first guy in history to do it--"
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"but he failed his personality examination."
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"He's a sweet kid--"
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"Oh, Andy."
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"Or here, no, try-- it's this hand."
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"Try to hit me."
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"Every dollar spent here tonight by you, the community,"
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"Mouse Rat."
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"Councilman Jamm used you as a stalling tactic,"
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"Have you ever thought of being a sperm donor?"
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"This is the best wedding present ever."
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"Leslie..."
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"Breaking news-- I've just been handed this."
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"That's correct. It was a large one."
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"in one word, it would be:"
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""Dynamite" stands for daring, youth-friendly,"
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"natural, amazing, merry, inviting,"
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"No, please, everyone be seated."
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"- No, there wasn't. - There was not."
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"My plan for lot 48 is simple."
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"But why read it"
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"when you can shove it right in your face?"
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"I want to sell this lot to Paunch Burger."
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"We make money. They make money."
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"They make burgers. We eat burgers."
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"- Mmhmm. - That's a win-win-win-win."
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"Presentation over. Jamm out."
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"Oh, man."
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"Are there curly fries? I love their curly fries."
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"Well, the planning commission has a week to decide"
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"if they want a beautiful, innovative community park"
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