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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Emergency Response (S05E05)

"This is a simple one, guys."
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"I know why you're here. I cannot do the gala."
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"What? What?"
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"Pawnee has been hit with the avian flu."
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"to eradicate all the infected birds in town."
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"Okay, let's forget we ever talked."
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"My name is Ron Swanson."
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"Uh, well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster."
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"You know we want people to come, right?"
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"So just, uh, keep taking calls. You're doing great."
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"I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks,"
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"Probably six to eight more hours."
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"and he screwed up the bus thing on purpose to slow us down."
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""We have been jammed.""
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"Banks are Ponzi schemes run by morons."
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"That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country."
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"This was bad-- Fort Wayne bad."
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"I mean, all I'm saying is you could've called."
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"on his elderly uncle."
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"It's been a very rewarding day."
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"and then gave them and all the dead and wounded"
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"Let's start the gala."
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"♪ Park"
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"♪ Park"
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"Let's get married... Here, tonight."
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"And you did want to invite the whole town to the wedding, right?"
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"Pawnee has been hit by a devastating earthquake."
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"Thank you so much, everyone."
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"Gayle!"
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"Oh, God. Leslie was gonna go on Pawnee Today"
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"Hi, uh, what's wrong with Joan?"
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"Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely."
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"Also, I told the firemen they should use the lot as triage"
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"Went past the zero."
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"I don't want any of this stuff."
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"We have to destroy the entire town."
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"What if we register for the park instead of the stuff?"
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"Pardon! Pardon!"
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"But I do need to promote this event."
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"Take a walnut and rub it into the legs of your table."
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"I wish we were getting married tonight."
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"Get it? "I'm on it," "I'm omelet"?"
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"Oh, it's way better, but you're also short $50,000."
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"I can speak in full sentences, and I won't cry."
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"And I don't care about the Paunch Burger."
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"I don't have anyone I care about."
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"Including Councilman Jamm."
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"This is the best night ever."
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"Yes, I give it to him."
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"I'm impotent."
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"Ann."
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"We can't approve an underfunded project."
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"But your applause is premature."
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"Give yourselves a hand."
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"death and destruction to your town."
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"but, um, it just so happens, today is a little inconvenient."
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"I got to wait till it goes..."
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"That family took a terrible hit."
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"My bad, guys. That's my bad. Chris, very sorry."
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"Keep me posted."
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"Oh, no. If she ever found out that we took her off camera,"
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"She has a bad hangover,"
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""combined with violent coughing and a devastating fever,"
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"Next caller."
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"Bummer. Thank you for your time."
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"Well, Ron went on Joan's show and kicked ass."
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"♪ we will build it, the park ♪"
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"♪ Soon there will be a park"
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"I believe you."
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"We've got plenty of food and entertainment..."
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"Winnifred Makepiece, for the story. Winnifred?"
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