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Clips from Seinfeld - The Friars Club (S07E07)

"Because he hasn't called me since we got back."
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"I spilled wine on this 8-by-10 photo of one of his favorite Italian opera stars."
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"- ... and the other guy. - The other guy."
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"Well, you better not. I'm supposed to be careful with it."
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"Then I'll have to put your bag in the overhead."
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"There we go."
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"- Oh, look at this. - What?"
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"I bought a bottle of barbecue sauce in Memphis."
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"I think the stewardess broke it..."
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"Don't press the panic button."
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"I'm sure that we can still salvage some sauce."
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"I don't care about the sauce."
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"No, you don't see. Because I'm going on the show this week..."
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"...and this was gonna be my bit on the show."
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"Boy, you better get to work."
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"- Hey, buddies. - Hey. Hey, this is for you."
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"Oh, yeah, Sally called Susan."
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"- Said you guys really hit it off. - Nobody hit anything off."
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"Jerry, why don't you do a bit on Styrofoam?"
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"- Like what? - You know, What is all this stuff?"
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"It's all attitude."
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"This is certainly a crappy gift."
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"She's a big executive for Federal Express."
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"Is she out of her mind? Why didn't she just ship it?"
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"No. No, forget it. I don't want it. Let's just get rid of it."
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"I doubt it. You know what he's doing now?"
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"He's putting a pool table in my old bedroom."
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"Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll go out there and knock a few balls around with him."
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"- Eight ball. - No, nothing doing."
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"Yeah, now and then. You know how it is."
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"That's it. That's it. Seven."
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"More of her stuff."
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"Oh, I put up my doll collection."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- What is that? - What? What is it?"
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"This doll looks like my mother."
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"- George, it's a doll. - I know it's a doll."
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"But it looks like my mother."
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"Oh, get out of here."
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"- Seven, low. - What's going on in here?"
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"- We haven't finished the first game. - First game?"
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"Well, we're still learning the subtleties of the table."
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"He knows the Maestro. He could have the picture."
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"- We gonna go see him, huh? - As soon as the game is over."
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"- Oh, boy. - Eleven, the corner pocket."
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"Oh, I used to love to sleep with my dolls when I was a little girl."
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"I'm sorry, I can't do this."
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"- Why? - I feel like I'm in bed with my mother."
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"Stop it."
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"Hey, Elaine, you have to buy this new electric toothbrush I just got."
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"Every time you use it, you feel like you just came from the dentist."
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"That's dynamite."
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"Wanna come see me on The Char/es Grodin Show tomorrow?"
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"- Who else is on the show? - One of the Three Tenors."
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"- The Three Tenors? Which one? - It's not Pavarotti, it's not Domingo-"
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"- The other guy? - Yeah, the other guy."
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"- Why? - I ruined this autographed picture..."
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"...of him that belonged to the Maestro. You think I could go?"
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"- I could get his autograph? - Why not?"
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"I'm on no sleep, bro."
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"One of the dolls looks exactly like my mother."
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"It felt like it."
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"I tell you, this doll is pretty spooky."
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"And now I gotta go back out there and pick up this doormat."
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"- I thought you didn't want the doormat. - I don't."
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"Susan wants to have it out when Sally comes tomorrow."
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"- Sally? - Yeah."
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"Wait a minute. She's coming to New York?"
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"- Yeah, Susan said you'd be excited. - Excited?"
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"I'm gonna kill her. She knew she was coming here..."
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"- ... and she made me carry that box? - Who is Sally?"
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"...that I was gonna give to Charles Grodin."
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"Call her and tell her to bring you another one."
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"- She'll be delighted to talk to you. - Oh, I will. Don't worry."
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"I'll have her bring up a whole case of the stuff."
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"It'll be really heavy. Let's see if she likes sitting on a plane..."
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"- ... with a big box on her lap. - That sounds pretty juvenile."
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"We played together every day until I was 4."
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"If you bring them by, maybe we could interest you in a game of pool."
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"Frank here, he's got his own billiard room."
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"- The name? - The billiard-"
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"Come on, already. Come on."
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"- We call it the- - The place to be."
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"The place to be! Yes, it's the place to be."
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"Then I shall be there."
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"It's an old conductor's trick I learned from Leonard Bernstein."
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"That's good thinking."
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"You see?"
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"...this is exactly what she's gonna look like in 10 years."
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"The guilt was too overwhelming. Susan's so attached to it."
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"Well, where you going? Don't take your dolly and go home."
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"Hi, Elaine."
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"- Did you see that? - I'm just glad it's out of here."
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"- Yeah. - It's Sa/y."
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"Did you bring the barbecue sauce?"
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"- A who/e case. - Excellent."
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"Did you buy that electric toothbrush I told you about?"
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"- No. - How come? I told you, it's fantastic."
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"- I don't want it. - I don't understand."
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"Why not get something that's better if I'm telling you it's better?"
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"And it's not a little better. It's much better."
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"Well, here I am."
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"Wait. This isn't the sauce that I asked for."
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"That's right. It's a special gourmet sauce."
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"The pride of Memphis."
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"No, I wanted the one with the guy on it that looks like Charles Grodin."
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"This is much better. And frankly, in Memphis..."
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"...we think that other sauce is kind of a joke."
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"I know it's a joke. It's supposed to be a joke."
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"Now I'm going on The Char/es Grodin Show with nothing."
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"- I don't have any material! - He's got nothing!"
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"Georgie, don't eat with your hands."
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"Why do you eat so fast? You can't even taste it!"
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"Don't tell me how to eat."
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"Sti/ wearing that shirt? You've had it for five years a/ready."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Let's go."
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"Oh, this is remarkable. I'm lounging..."
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"- Come on. Are you sure? - I'd know him anywhere."
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"I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow."
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