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Clips from Seinfeld - The Friars Club (S07E07)

"Reputation of being kind of a village idiot."
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"I still say we're related."
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"- ... how to follow through correct. - Follow through?"
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"Here, let me show you. Take hold of your stick."
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"- Yeah, I got it. - Get down. Bring it back slowly."
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"It's a little unnatural, but I think I'm getting the hang of it."
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"...new material?"
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"Maybe if I didn't have so many people in my apartment all the time..."
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"- Me? Are you talking about me? - No, you're never here."
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"- That doll was really freaky, wasn't it? - Yeah, really."
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"Hey, maybe I could talk about that on the show."
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"- What? - Show the doll. Show a picture..."
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"- Hello? - Hello, Susan, it's Jerry."
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"Is George there?"
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"Tell him to meet me at the TV studio with a picture of his mother..."
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"I think I'll get some air."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I've got a hunch, fat man, I can't miss. Thirteen, in the side."
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"Six, in the corner."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Is George here? - Not yet."
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"The other guy."
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"It's..."
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"...you. It's really you."
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"Here you go."
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"Well, whatever."
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"I'm gonna take this to the Maestro."
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"Yeah, that's a hell of a gig. Hey, look, I got something for you."
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"Thank you."
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"How am I supposed to carry this thing?"
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"- What are you doing? - Well, I wanna sit down."
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"- So? - It's a trick I just learned from Kramer."
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"Keeps a crease in the pants."
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"Madam, you have been an extremely gracious hostess."
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"Thank you, Maestro."
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"- Here, take a look at this. - Yeah, what is it?"
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"- Hey there, Mr. Hairy Legs. - Where's George?"
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"Don't worry, I brought your doll."
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"Jerry, I saw the doll you were talking about. Not funny."
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"Well, I'll be watching. Don't screw up."
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"Too much sauce."
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"Elaine. What a surprise."
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"I know you're very busy, but I just wanted to come by and give you this."
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"Oh, Oro-Dent, that electric toothbrush. I've heard so much about it."
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"...of my favorite tenor with those two other guys."
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"I just felt so bad about what happened in Tuscany-"
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"I just wanted a second opinion."
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"Take a look at this. Does that look like my flesh and blood?"
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"...with that picture. It's ridicu/ous."
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"Now what have you got to say for yourself?"
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"I'm your cousin, Frank. Aren't you Carlo?"
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"I'm going right. I'm going this way. Going that way."
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"Just thought you might like to know what we're doing."
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"Sally Weaver. Susan Ross' roommate from college?"
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"Well, anyway, let me show you Memphis."
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"Susan thought we'd really get along. I guess because we're both wacko."
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"- Well, that's- Elaine. - Oh, hi, Frank."
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"I thought George might get a kick out of it."
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"It always hurt me."
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"Who?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"- Why don't you do your material? - I'm out."
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"It's from Susan's roommate, Sally."
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"So, what's your game? What do you like to play?"
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"Oh, I'm just moving in some more of my stuff."
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"- The Oro-Dent. - Oh, yeah?"
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"My God, I can't believe the other guy is gonna be on the show."
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"Hey, you look awful."
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"You were in bed with your mother last night?"
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"Yes, it's- It's- What do you call it, Kramer?"
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"My pants."
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"It's him. It's Carlo Costanza."
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"- Now I got nothing to talk about. - Have you ever considered writing..."
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"This is no good."
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"This table's mine."
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"You know where it's going."
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"- My pleasure. - Oh, thank you so much."
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"Where are my pants?"
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"I think it's a riot."
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"This is a nightmare."
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"Maestro, you're on."
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"- We'll celebrate. - Oh, okay."
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"No, Mr. Costanza- No!"
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"A doormat?"
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"- Oh, hi. Elaine, this is Sally. - Hi."
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"No, no, no. Not the toothbrush. This."
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"Oh, Elaine, this is magnifico."
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"What is this thing doing here?"
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"- Susan's college roommate. - It's her fault that bottle broke..."
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"That man should really be in a sanitarium."
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"I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!"
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"I'm such an idiot. I was gonna do this whole bit on that bottle."
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"- No, but he should be home soon. - This is important."
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"She just gave me the box."
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"I'm having the peanuts now."
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"It's Carlo. I found him."
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"- It's a billiard room. - No."
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"I'm taking a left. I'm bringing it up. I'm taking it down."
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"- ... looked exactly like Charles Grodin. - I see."
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"Let's you and me play a game of straight pool."
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"Okay."
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"Now, gentlemen, if you will excuse me, I must prepare for the symphony."
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"- Yeah, I like mine. - I've had yours."
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"Come in."
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"- ... and that doll that looks like her. - Is this for your comedy routine?"
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"Well, it's a delicate mechanism, it needs a lot of packing."
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"You never support me! Let's see what George says about this."
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"Thanks for the tip."
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"You know, show him a thing or two."
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"She likes to sleep with it."
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"...so there was no problem at all."
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"Giddyup."
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"Hey, the baton."
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"I'm such a huge fan of yours."
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"This doll is much funnier. Look, it has a bow tie and a cute little hat."
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"- My pants! - Mr. Seinfeld, you're on."
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"- How was your flight? Uncomfortable? - The seat next to me was empty..."
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"Would you mind signing this poster for me?"
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