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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to Her Happy Place! (S02E02)

"Roll, roll, roll, roll, miss!"
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"Have you finalized your scent profile?"
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"which of these ties goes best with, How dare you? He's your son!"
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"Um, they look the same."
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"at the newsstand,"
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"Lance Bass? No, I misheard that."
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"even though it was just a CPR dummy."
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"Some puppies opened a bakery and we're mad about it?"
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"Up high."
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"The only therapy I ever had was a Christian summer camp"
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"that tried to make boys less musical."
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"Ooh."
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ Damn it ♪"
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"- So how are you doing? - Great."
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"I'm gonna tear therapy a new one."
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"I woke up like dis."
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"You're a doctor with double-pierced ears."
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"Won't be reading that one again."
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"I don't really know him, but his name starts with an S or a 5."
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"I was born on a roller coaster during a tornado alert..."
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"Hey there."
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"Girlie, you must have me confused"
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"Actually, Kimmy, you should know, Lance is a super-gay name."
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"Well, that's our time."
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"I told you this is a process."
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"Amen."
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"I feel sick to my stomach."
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"He's an emotional guy."
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"And my brother Dom, Jr.,"
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"He's a real guy's guy."
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"with his roommate, Lance."
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"If it is, this could kill her."
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"Of course you can."
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"I have half a mind to go mausoleum right now!"
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"I'm gay."
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"Titus isn't my fireman's doctor."
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"That's it."
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"Michael..."
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"do you know what the church says about homosexuality?"
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"Hmm?"
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"so one of our kids had to be."
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"Her mind is gone."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Salute!"
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"Yes. Dylan loves the stickers."
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"You were just tricking me."
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"♪ When I'm feeling sad or mad ♪"
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"♪ And wish that I were dead ♪"
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"♪ It fills you with the warmest glow ♪"
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"♪ Then bundles up your pain and woe ♪"
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"- ♪ Why did he pick us? ♪ - ♪ I don't know ♪"
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"♪ Just sing, just sing Just sing, just sing ♪"
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"♪ So when you're angry and in a stew ♪"
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"♪ Remember this secret I'm telling you ♪"
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"Wonderful."
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"Of course."
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"I mean, who paid for that? She's seven!"
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"It's the opposite of who I want to be."
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"You are entitled to that emotion."
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"And if you do, you can have any sticker you want."
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"Not so great for me or my planned butterfly release."
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"Homo says what?"
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"That speech I was gonna give today?"
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"And then you marry a Vonda."
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"Hey, Lillian."
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"Let me help you with those."
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"I don't need your help."
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"I don't know how to do that."
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"if nobody takes you seriously."
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"Okay."
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"Ha!"
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"I'll show you."
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"Come on. Follow my lead."
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"- What... - That's Richard Belzer."
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"Mr. Belzer! Mr. Belzer!"
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"Oh, no! Oh, don't worry."
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"You never picked it up."
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"What the hell is happening?"
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"I'm an embarrassment to honkydom."
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"...that make me feel like I'm shrinking."
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"What's there to get mad about?"
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"Oh, forget it."
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"I'll kill you!"
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"The Afro-American one."
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"I mean black planet, white astronaut."
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"If you prick us, do we not bleed?"
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"If you tickle us..."
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"♪ Hey, what's that? ♪"
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"♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong diddly ♪"
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"♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪"
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"What happened to my dress?"
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"A prince? What prince?"
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"Why, Sister Kimmy..."
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"♪ You've got me wrong ♪"
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"♪ I'm fun, see? ♪"
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"♪ I'm known from Gary to Muncie ♪"
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"♪ As the freaky, funky fella with a bunker in his yard ♪"
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"- Yah! - Oh, God!"
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"Kimmy Schmidt, don't you crush my sk..."
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"Bippity-boppity..."
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"You broke my happy place."
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"but now it's the unhappiest place on Earth,"
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"like everywhere else in Florida."
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"And what do you think you've learned from all this?"
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"That's not it."
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"But in what order?"
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"Like when I flipped out on Lillian."
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"Bingo! Ain't just a river in Egypt."
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"So what does that mean?"
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"I don't have time for this, Kimmy."
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"I am a bitch."
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"No matter what anyone thinks, I'm tough as hell."
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"I'm stronger than Houdini!"
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"- Who? - Dini."
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"Hey, what's going on over here?"
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"- Aw. - Why does everyone always think I'm..."
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"Sure."
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"Come on. Follow me."
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"- J'shnerp? - Who's a sweet old lady now?"
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