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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes to Her Happy Place! (S02E02)

"♪ 'Cause we all can ♪"
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"♪ Learn about tolerance ♪"
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"♪ Tolerance ♪"
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"♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong diddly ♪"
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"That's snake-sational!"
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"How are your hands so smooth?"
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"Just diet and exercise."
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"Just hanging out with some guys from work."
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"- Roll, roll, roll, roll, crash! - Of course I'll be there tomorrow."
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"No, I haven't seen Theresa's baby yet because it hasn't been born, Ma."
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"The owner of a Toyota Camry, your lights are on."
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"Actually, that's a very good excuse."
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"Oh, no."
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"You're not actually bowling."
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"I just transported you..."
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"No, it's just..."
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"It was one thing when I was lying to myself about being gay,"
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"but now that I'm officially gay..."
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"You get 10% off at all Halloween pop-up stores."
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"like, at dinner tomorrow."
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"Are you saying we have less than 24 hours to prepare?"
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"What does that mean? What am I supposed to prepare?"
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"What will you wear?"
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"Do you have songs picked out?"
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"Why is everything so complicated with us people?"
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"Are you insane?"
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"Burnt lilac. Amalfi Grimace."
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"Kim Kim Kim, a play on Rin Tin Tin,"
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"I've been to many a coming-out."
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"When Lance Bass came out, I was there..."
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"staring at that People magazine"
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"until the guy asked me if I was gonna buy it."
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"Tomorrow I get to play the role of... gasp..."
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"secret boyfriend who prepared a song."
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"I'll be like Jackie O. At JFK's funeral."
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"Ain't nobody looking at that wooden box."
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"Titus, there was an Italian family in Durnsville,"
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"and they were pretty old-fashioned."
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"They pulled their daughter out of school because she kissed a girl,"
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"I kind of wonder how Mikey's family is gonna react to all this."
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"Oh, I know. Can you imagine the drama?"
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"Titus. Titus, we got to do something."
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"I know I talk a big game about gentrification,"
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"but now it's time for action."
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"Those sons of bitches opened a bakery."
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"Sorry, Lillian, but I can't help you."
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"Mikey's coming out, and I have so much to do to get ready."
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"Okay, but you're missing out, T."
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"I'm gonna take this place down old-school,"
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"like back in the '70s when this city was a city."
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"and Mayor Lindsay was giving Florence Henderson crabs"
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"and the Crabs were a street gang that threw live crabs at people."
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"Maybe."
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"What about you, Princess?"
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"You want to do something important today,"
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"or are you gonna go do cartwheels and make friends with a bee?"
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"I'd love to, but it's a really big day for me."
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"- I'm starting... - Bored."
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"Tell us in charades."
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"- Baby Pac-Man. - Okay, we know it starts with a T."
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"The Pac-Mans stop having sex and go to couples counseling."
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"Tangerine. Thyroid. Two turtledoves."
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"Therapy."
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"You're starting therapy today!"
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"The next time you see me, I'll be totally normal."
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"No?"
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"♪ It was a total bangfest ♪"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"And then therapy will be like, Thanks, Kimmy."
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"Now I've got two."
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"What'd you do to your leg?"
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"Well, who knows, really?"
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"As Beyoncé would say,"
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"So I'm doing great."
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"You are doing great."
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"How cool is that?"
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"Okay, let's talk about you."
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"Well, let's start from the beginning."
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"So the ghost was just a guy surfing at night?"
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"Thumbs down."
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"Ooh."
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"Ugh! Dang shoe!"
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"Excuse me, miss."
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"- But I can show you. - Ooh."
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"Were you alone a lot as a child?"
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"Oh, um, I guess."
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"Did you grow up in a two-parent household?"
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"I'm sorry. Why are we talking about stuff from before I was kidnapped?"
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"I'm here to talk about the bunker."
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"My prom date was a guy made out of cans who went home with a different girl."
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"Kimmy, therapy isn't a quick fix."
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"And the bunker is not the only thing that defines you."
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"I know that."
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"I just want to go fast."
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"Straight to the breakthrough part."
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"So if you need to know about my whole life, I'll do it."
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"Like the Micro Machines guy."
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"My parents met while my mom was a beauty technician"
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"and my dad came in to get a perm."
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"where he said, This must be Booby Tuesdays."
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"Wait. What?"
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"What do we want?"
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"But I am protesting you."
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"Oh, you are just the cutest."
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"Cutest?"
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"I was breaking into the Fed naked"
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"with OPEC written on me in pig's blood"
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"Write that down before it's lost forever."
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"with someone who doesn't have a throwing crab in her pocket."
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"You should be scared of me!"
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"Everything I own, I looted in the '77 blackout!"
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"And when I needed new shoes,"
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"I caused the 2003 blackout."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna lie to you."
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"But his name is Lance. What's gay about that?"
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"Wait. We're done?"
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"No, nothing happened."
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"Frasier Crane would fix people's problems in one phone call."
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