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Clips from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

"It's a great day for Americans everywhere. This man alone..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"There he is!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Thank you, Ed. I want to know one thing. Is it true about Victoria?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"They got married last week."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Then it's all over. All of this is meaningless."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You think I'm a big hero, the man of the hour."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"What was she wearing at the wedding?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Just that he's an Olympic gymnast, and it's the best sex she's ever had."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I trusted her. Followed my heart foolishly."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm going to have to learn to forget."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"That's why I vacationed in Beirut,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"to get her out of my mind, find some peace."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It's not gonna be easy."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Everywhere I look something reminds me of her."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Maybe it's just that cops and women don't mix."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"What about Nordberg? I came as soon as I heard."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He's alive, though he's on life support."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Though there's only a 10% chance of that."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Mrs Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Thank you, Frank. - You bet."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Where's Nordberg? - He's right here."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Right. Nordberg. It's me, Frank. Your buddy."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'll get it! I'll get it!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Nordberg. It's me, Frank."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Who did this to you?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I love you, too, Nordberg."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Who were they?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Ship... boat. - That's right. A boat."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Drugs. - Hey, Nurse."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"My poor Nordberg. He was such a good man."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He never wanted to hurt anyone."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Who would do such a thing?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Getting caught in the gears of a combine."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"That's the way I want to go."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"he's welcome back at Police Squad."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"No. But I found this at home in a drawer."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A photograph."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"When Nordberg said, I love you, he was telling you the ship's name."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We'd better check this out."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I can't spare anybody. We're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I'm short-handed already. - Wilma, I promise you..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Let's grab a bite to eat."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Due to the extraordinary efforts of some of our civic leaders,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Queen Elizabeth has included the City of Los Angeles"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We have placed the Queen's security in the hands of Police Squad,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Protecting the safety of the Queen... - Louder!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"that is gladly accepted by Police Squad."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Thank you, Lieutenant Drebin."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We all have a stake in seeing"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"that this portion of the Queen's American goodwill tour is..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Please disperse! There's nothing for you to see here. Keep moving!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- You want to take a dinghy? - No, I did that at the press conference."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He was found by the night watchman."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We better check around. I'll talk to the harbour master."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You familiar with that face?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I don't know. My memory ain't so great."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Maybe this'll refresh your memory. - Still kind of hazy."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- How about this? - I remember. Why do you want to know?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I can't tell you that. - Maybe this'll help."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I really don't think I should. - You still don't think so?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He was no cop, he was dealing H."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I'm telling you, he was dirty. - Snivelling scum, I ought to run you in."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"All right, he worked at Ludwig's Shipping."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He tried to push something at my boys."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Why should I tell you?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm going down to Ludwig's office. I'll find out if you're telling the truth."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A respected businessman, a civic leader."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"The Mayor had made him chairman of the Queen's reception committee."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Now I was going to question him on drugs"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Lieutenant Drebin to see you, sir."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Show him in."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Lieutenant... - The feeling is mutual."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Nice to meet you, too."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Cuban? - Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Magnificent office you have here. - Thank you, lieutenant."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Most of the objects in this room I have collected over a period of many years."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A Gainsborough, Ming vases... Priceless."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"They are objects which I feel reflect my personality."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"And yet, single-minded of purpose and deadly when it finds what it wants."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A luxury item, to be certain, but as you can see,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I am a man who appreciates the finer things in life. This..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Unbreakable, impervious to everything but water."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Its value is beyond estimation. - Most fascinating."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"To what do I owe the honour?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A man named Nordberg, a police officer."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Fortunately, the bullets missed vital organs,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"and the salt water preserved him."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"So they were able to get him to the hospital in time?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Yes, he's in the intensive care ward of Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Well, this certainly comes as a shock to me, lieutenant."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Look out there!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A vast, commercial development built by me."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Do you have any idea what was out there just five years ago?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Let me get you some Kleenex."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Well, of course he hasn't been able to tell us a thing so far,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"but as soon as he regains consciousness,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"we'll see if he can still play the guitar."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"and speak to someone in Personnel, if you don't mind."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Of course... Dominique, send in Miss Spencer."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"As you know, I am quite busy making"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"last-minute arrangements for the royal visit,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings."
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"and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Nice beaver! - Thank you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I just had it stuffed. - Let me help you with that."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"This should be it, lieutenant, shipping and employment records for pier 32."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Thank you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I've heard police work is dangerous."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It is. That's why I carry a big gun."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Aren't you afraid it may go off accidentally?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I used to have that problem."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Did it slip down again?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'll go through this as fast as I can and get them back to you tomorrow, maybe."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Thank you. I wish there were some way I could repay you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"How about dinner?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
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