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Clips from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

"That's quite a tempting offer, lieutenant."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"But I have to get my rest this evening, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- How about a raincheck? - Let's just stick to dinner."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- My pleasure. - Well?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Mr Ludwig! You startled me."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm sorry, my dear."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I gave him copies of the files for pier 32."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Good. That's good."
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"Jane, I realise this is an unusual request."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"But if there is something illegal going on in this company, I must know about it,"
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"so we can root out any wrongdoers."
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"That's why I want you to... well..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Isn't this best handled by the police?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We are letting the police handle it, my dear,"
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"but we need to know the facts quickly,"
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"before anything gets into the newspapers."
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"Don't forget, I have a responsibility to the stockholders."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Well, if you put it that way."
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"- Yes, I'll do my best. - That's better."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm sure you will."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It was about 4:00 p. m. when I returned to Police Squad."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I wanted to see what the lab boys had come up with on Nordberg's jacket."
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"The one they'd found on the dock."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Hey, look out!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Take the names of everybody here for questioning."
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"I've got to get inside."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Hi, Ed, Ted. You got those fibre samples yet?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- We've got some action out there. - What's up?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- We're testing that new antigraffiti wall. - Looks like we have a few customers."
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"It's set to react when the spray hits the sensors."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"...quite a handy weapon."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"And everything a cop in the field needs. We call it the Swiss Army shoe."
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"Great. What about the fibre samples?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Let me just show you one more thing."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You see these cuff-links I'm wearing? They're not just cuff-links."
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"that knocks out your victim for a few minutes,"
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"Actually, I need another pair of cuff-links."
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"Good, I think you'll like them."
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"- You want this, chief? - Yes, thank you, Al."
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"There's something on the side of your mouth, Al. No, the other side."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"As you requested, Frank, we took some fibre samples from Nordberg's jacket."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I'm afraid it doesn't look good. - What do you mean?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Take a look for yourself."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Yeah, I can see it now."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We tested it. Pure heroin."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"How well do you know Nordberg, Frank?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We can't allow personal feelings to get in the way of duty."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"The Queen arrives the day after tomorrow."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm sorry, Frank. I'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Mr Ludwig... - Yes?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Is there something wrong, Mr Ludwig?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"No, no, it's nothing."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I can carry out your request. My price is $20 million."
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"that you'd be able to complete so difficult a task."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Tell me, Mr Pahpshmir, in all the world..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Yes, but there's an even more ideal assassin."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Dominique, service for two, please."
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"Mr Pahpshmir?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Cream only, please."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"There's a gun on the floor, sir."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Just leave it there. It's all right."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Tell me, Mr Pahpshmir, have you ever seen sensory-induced hypnosis?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"And it seems to me..."
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"...anyone can be an assassin."
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"that would clear my good friend's name."
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"to see if I could jog Nordberg's memory."
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"- When I'm finished with Mr Nordberg. - Yes, doctor."
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"Wait a minute..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Where's the police officer who was on guard at that door?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I must kill Nordberg, I must kill Nordberg..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Drebin, Police Squad! Follow that black car!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- The car! Follow that car. - Stephanie, check your mirror..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Apply the brakes..."
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"Now put it in reverse."
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"Extend your middle finger..."
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"All right, move on... Nothing to see here! Please disperse!"
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"All the questions kept coming up again and again,"
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"like bubbles in a case of club soda."
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"Who was this character in the hospitaI?"
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"Did Ludwig lie to me?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I had no proof, but somehow I didn't quite trust him, either."
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"And where the hell was I?"
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"It was almost midnight when I got to my door."
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"You said we should have dinner sometime."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm boiling a roast."
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"Very hot and awfully wet."
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"You seem to know your way around a kitchen."
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"I'm just as handy in other rooms of the house."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I didn't want to get stained or wrinkled, at least not yet."
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"There, that's better."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I was young, I needed the work. - No..."
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"It wasn't on Ludwig's records."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"How is your meat?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I've got nine more."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Have you seen that ship? - I don't know."
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"Has Officer Nordberg told you anything?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"That's terrible. This world is such a violent place."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"That's beautiful."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"This is all happening too fast."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'd known her for years, we used to go to all the police functions together."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"How I loved her, but she had her music."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Yet, she was on the road 300 days out of the year."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy."
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"Boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl,"
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"and girl dies in a tragic blimp accident"
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"over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
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"- Goodyear? - No, the worst."
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"Now, now... I don't want to upset you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"No! No need to tell me anything."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Maybe we're just two lonely souls, who have found each other."
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"Funny Face..."
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"So do I."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You really mean that, Jane?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"No, I really mean it. You're very special."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Can I interest you in a nightcap? - No, thank you, I don't wear them."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"But I'll be thinking about you. I'll call you tomorrow."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Okay."
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"Good night."
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"Call it a hunch, woman's intuition... Ludwig knows more than he's telling us."
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