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Clips from The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)

"The Americans must be made to suffer. We must humiliate them."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"A weak nation, a weak people, a people ripe for destruction!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I knew it!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Hey, who are you?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"And don't ever let me catch you guys in America."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"38, 39, 40. It's all here."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"This completes our first shipment of heroin. 100% pure."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- It better be. All 40 kilos. - FinaI shipment's delivered in 3 days."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Then we'll expect payment. - Don't worry."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Police! Throw down your guns."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Kill him."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"No, no flowers. Thank you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. We all heard."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'm afraid so. She just ran off with some guy."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I did everything for her. And now she's gone."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You came down here to get a hot story, didn't you?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"They're not here for you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Where would you like it sent? - Frank, I'm so glad you came."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It's good to see you. I came as soon as I heard."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Get the switch on the bottom of the bed."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I love you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"When you're better, we'll go sailing together."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We'll take a cruise just like last year."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Give this man some drugs. He's in pain."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Give him a shot. Quickly. - No, no, heroin."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Heroin, Frank."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It's hard to tell."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Frank, get a hold of yourself."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Having your nuts bitten off by a Laplander."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Frank. This is terrible."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Don't you worry. Your husband will be all right."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He's right, but I wouldn't wait to fill out those organ donor cards."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but I think that's only common sense."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Wilma, can you think of any reason why Nordberg was at the waterfront?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Whatever scum did this, not one man will rest for one minute until he's in jail."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Mayor, will the city hire additional police officers during the Queen's visit?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"a speciaI division of the Police Department,"
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"represented here today by Lieutenant Frank Drebin."
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"Thank you, Your Honour. Protecting the safety of the Queen is a task"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"We can all take pride that the Queen has chosen our city to visit."
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"...especially..."
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"...will be..."
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"...the Queen's public appearances."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Ed and I drove down to the docks where Nordberg had been found floating."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"When there are no leads, you have to start somewhere,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"and that somewhere was the harbour area."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Where did they find Nordberg? - Right out there."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"It doesn't make sense, you know. Good policeman, bright future..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Something like this happens."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'll snoop around the docks."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I remember you. What do you want? - I want to ask you some questions."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"His name is Nordberg. He's a cop."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Maybe this'll help? - I still don't think I should tell you."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Can you spot me a twenty? How about now?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"and attempted murder on his own docks."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"This particular one is valued at over $ 20,000."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"This is a rare samurai pen, a gift from Emperor Hirohito."
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"- He's still alive, then? - He was shot six times."
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"But I am not the kind of man who takes this type of thing lightly"
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"acres of them, as far as the eye could see."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Now that land is able to generate"
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"ten times the amount of profit per square foot."
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"Are you all right, lieutenant?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Has this officer... what's his name... Nordberg been able to..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I've taken too much of your time already..."
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"but I'll have my assistant provide you with anything you need."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You've been very cooperative. I'll make a note of that in my report."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Miss Spencer, this is Lieutenant Frank Drebin from Police Squad."
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"She was giving me a look I could feeI in my hip pocket."
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"Yep, this was starting to get interesting."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- What did you do about it? - I just think about baseball."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"That's a honey of an ankle bracelet you've got there."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"That'll be fine. But there's no rush. I mean, whenever you're through."
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"Of course. Perhaps some other time."
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"Thank you for your help, Miss Spencer."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"He's an intriguing fellow, this Lieutenant Drebin, don't you think?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I don't know. I've only just met him. He seems very nice."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"...to get to know Lieutenant Drebin a little better, find out what he knows."
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"and I was hoping we wouldn't come up dry."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Police! Halt!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Did anybody catch the licence plate? Anybody get a look at the driver?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- You've done it again. MazeI Tov! - Good work, Ted."
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"- What will you lab boys think of next? - Now that you mention it."
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"Here's something we developed only yesterday."
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"This one fires a pin-sized dart"
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"but does no permanent damage. Let me demonstrate on Ed."
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"Why?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I can't see anything. - Use your open eye, Frank."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"At first glance it appears to be only the normal cotton fibres."
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"We were partners for nine years, and he's my best friend."
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"Are you telling me that Nordberg..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"If the press picks this up with Nordberg still in the force,"
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"it would embarrass the police and the city."
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"The price is not a problem."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"But there is some concern, on the part of those I represent,"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Well, I would think,"
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"One who doesn't know he's an assassin."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Care for some tea? - Yes, please."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I must kill Pahpshmir."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Would that be with cream and sugar, sir?"
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"But how will you get her near the target?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I went to the hospitaI with Ludwig's records"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Dr Alford, I have Mrs Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I'll have you out of here in a couple of..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- I'd like to see Officer Nordberg. - I'll need you to sign..."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Medical emergency!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"- Turn right! Follow him to the right. - It's okay..."
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"down the wrong way of a one-way street."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"There he is! Go for it, Stephanie!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"No!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Why was he trying to kill Nordberg, and for whom?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records?"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"I just wanted a glass of Bosco and then slip under my blankets."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"But my night was just about to begin."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
"You're late."
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"Tonight became some time!"
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