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Clips from Black Mirror - The Waldo Moment (S02E02)

"He's from the channel."
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"Go on."
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"'No, all I'm saying is he's a terrific guy...'"
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"How do you do?"
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"Jamie."
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"Jim was just talking about Waldo."
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"Yeah. Liam Monroe has lodged a complaint."
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"Good press."
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"It's so tough to get a breakthrough these days,"
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"but when it does, well, it's just fantastic."
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"It's fantastic the way Waldo puts the piss up Monroe."
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"You know, all those twats, it's punk, it's... it's..."
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"'Jack?'"
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, Twitter can't get enough of Waldo, loves him."
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"Look, I know the show's coming back again next year,"
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"They want to do a pilot."
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"A Waldo pilot?"
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"Yeah. I mean, how does that sound?"
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"Sounds stormin' Norman, fucking stormin'."
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"Going to give it to 'em."
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"But look, we can't do sketches without Waldo."
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"It's a Waldo pilot, it's a Waldo show,"
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"it's got to be Waldo, Waldo, Waldo."
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"Realistically, there isn't the budget for other animations."
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"I mean live action, other characters I can do."
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"What about the Brown Knight?"
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"What, the crap crusader?"
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"We can look into the Brown Knight."
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"The problem is, any guests we book will be in on it."
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"They know that Waldo's a joke,"
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"the surprise is gone."
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"So, we think round that."
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"He's awesome, isn't he?"
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"you're an app now, my brother."
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"All right, Sara?"
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"Um, yeah, yeah, we're making headway."
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"I see our friend Monroe is in the news again,"
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"running in the Stentonford by-election."
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"Hey, that's not a bad idea, actually."
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"We get a van with a screen with the image of Waldo on the side."
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"Like it."
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"And then, when Monroe's doing a meet and greet,"
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"I love that, I love it."
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"Why don't we get Waldo to stand for the by-election?"
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"He's not real."
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"We just put Commonly known as on the ballot."
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"No-one's actually going to vote for him, that's not the point."
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"The point is, we get to hang around, we're there for the count."
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"Well, go on then, Sara, whack it up there."
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"OK. Going live in five, four, three, two..."
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"'Thank you so much for joining me this morning.'"
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"and I think we should"
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"have a little round of applause for the children,"
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"Thank you for your time."
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"Hey, it's me Waldo."
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"Oh. I like your trainers, man!"
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"I'd wear trainers myself"
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"but I can't cos I haven't got feet."
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"He's out."
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"Hey! Did you get off with any of the mums?"
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"Where'd you look while they were breastfeeding?"
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"They got big milky tits, Mr Monroe!"
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"He said it!"
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"Mr Monroe, don't walk away from me!"
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"I'm sorry about this, Liam."
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"Hey, I'm being snubbed!"
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"Hey, don't ignore me. Don't just get in your car."
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"It's a death trap anyway, look at it!"
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"Let's find out what we can about the idiot inside that thing."
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"Sure."
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"Stentonford Labour Party."
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"Right, you've got a choice of styles,"
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"so just choose one from there. Then you put your name in there."
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"This is like bloody Moonpig."
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"Bet Liam Monroe doesn't use some Fisher-Price leaflet app."
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"He doesn't have to."
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"Day one of the campaign in Stentonford and Hersham,"
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"and Tory hopeful Liam Monroe hits the ground running."
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"The licence fee is something that's very close to my heart..."
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"Mr. Monroe, ey! Oh, oh, oh! Look at me Mr. Monroe, please!"
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"Hey, over here! Hey, over here..."
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"Look over here, Mr. Monroe..."
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"Good morning, everybody."
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"Why you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?"
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"We have argued for a further reduction in the licence fee..."
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"Mr. Monroe? Mr. Monroe? Why you ignoring me?"
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"Mum with a pushchair - drag her into it."
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"Hey, you. Mum with the pushchair."
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"Yeah, you. Ask Mr. Monroe why he's ignoring me."
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"Mr. Monroe, what's Waldo done to you?"
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"We should probably just shift before this turns stupid."
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"Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset..."
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"I'm not ignoring you because there is no you."
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"an alleged comedian, more accurately."
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"And by Him I mean me, knobber!"
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"There's no point in attempting to converse with a cartoon."
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"Ooh, converse, Your Lordship!"
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"Finished."
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"I've got e-mails."
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"Did you read my background doc?"
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"Why don't you read it tonight? Alone."
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"I'll swing by about nine, so have your breakfast first..."
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"Are you my dad?"
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"Apparently not. See you tomorrow."
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"...Waldo the bear left Monroe in stunned silence."
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"in typically loud and crowd-pleasing style..."
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"Someone's bold? Do I know you?"
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"Nice way to greet a voter..."
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"Sorry, I thought you were..."
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"Actually, I'm more of a rival."
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"Hey, Mr. Monroe, Mr. Monroe, why are you ignoring me, Mr. Monroe?"
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"You're good at that!"
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"What? You're that thing?"
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"Waldo's not a thing, he's a bear."
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"Liam Monroe calls him worse."
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"Yeah, well. It's dick jokes at his expense basically."
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"Another one?"
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"OK. One."
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"The way you describe it,"
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