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Clips from Black Mirror - The Waldo Moment (S02E02)

"it's like you're doing this for a showreel..."
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"No..."
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"..Like this place is the"
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"equivalent of a walk-on in a sketch show..."
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"..But your party leader"
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"has to show up because it's a...mid-thing..."
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"Midterm by-election."
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"You are 12!"
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"So because leaderballs is there,"
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"suddenly it's walk-on in a Ricky Gervais sketch show"
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"so it's good exposure."
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"You're not going to win, you know you're not going to win..."
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"You're not going to win though."
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"Of course not."
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"So, why not be honest?"
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"Say, You arseholes aren't going to vote for me,"
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"So here's what I think anyway.?"
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"It doesn't work like that."
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"Nothing does. That's right. Everything's bullest."
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"You're angry, for someone who's doing well."
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"if that's, Doing well, then we are doomed!"
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"I can't see!"
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"Hang on, there's a thing."
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"Have you had a fox in here or do you live like a 14-year-old?"
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"Well, don't get too excited, I'm not sleeping in it."
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"Shit, really?"
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"Sorry?"
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"You're amazing?"
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"Nothing."
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"It's just..."
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"I haven't been happy in a while..."
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"And this is good, you know?"
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"Can I...have your number?"
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"Yes!"
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"We're out on the road."
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"Ooh...bien sur."
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"Oh, hello, I'm Mr.Monroe."
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"Vote for me and keep things shitty."
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"Vote Waldo! Vote Waldo!"
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"Vote Waldo! Vote Waldo!"
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"You're right. Strong Tory."
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"You know you're on Monroe turf when they live so far apart."
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"Jamie, the guy who plays him."
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"He's fun."
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"Fun?"
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"Did you tell him anything about our campaign?"
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"Not really or no?"
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"Look, he's OK."
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"He's a comedian -"
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"His act is all f-this and penis jokes."
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"But..."
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"Don't see him again."
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"OK. Job done till the Husting tomorrow."
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"They've asked Waldo to join the panel."
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"Oh, come on. It's my nightmare, going on Question Time."
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"It's students, you'll walk it."
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"- I can't answer serious questions... - No-one wants you to!"
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"Erm, just have a look. I'm sure you'll find lots in there..."
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"Are there any particular issues that you're concerned about at all?"
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"I thought we were going to...?"
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"Sorry, I've had a tough day..."
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"Well, what about tomorrow?"
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"Look, I can't, when this is happening, I can't see you."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Yeah. It looks politicsy."
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"Check the host."
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"Jailbait Dimbleby."
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"When it comes to addiction and addicts, we should sympathise,"
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"but we shouldn't patronise."
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"You know, serious drug use is a criminal offence, that is"
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"committed voluntarily and for pleasure..."
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"Look, I'm sorry, these are the facts."
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"No."
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"Sorry, I mean, are you a dickhead?"
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"I think we have to ask ourselves..."
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"I think we have to ask ourselves, what is this for?"
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"with animated trivialities like him?"
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"I mean why?"
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"Why? I mean why?"
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"I mean why? I mean why?"
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"They laugh at you, Limbo."
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"Who you calling a kiddy toon, fool?"
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"I'm...I'm...I'm speaking about James Salter."
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"- Don't worry about it. - That's your name, isn't it?"
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"a man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly."
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"that enjoyed minor success about six years ago,"
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"and the others moved on to better things,"
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"but your main achievement seems to have been playing"
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"I notice you keep that pretty quiet."
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"And now of course operating this sort of teddy bear thing."
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"See, this is...this is the thing."
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"It's easy, what he does."
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"He mocks."
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"And when he can't think of an authentic joke,"
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"I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel"
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"smothers any meaningful discussion of the issues."
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"Prove me wrong. Hm?"
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"Oh, go fuck yourself."
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"It's more swearing."
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"You're a joke."
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"You look less human than I do"
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"and I'm a made-up bear with a turquoise cock."
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"What are you? You're just an old attitude with new hair."
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"Assuming you're my superior because I'm not taking you seriously?"
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"The vast majority do vote."
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"Surely this is enough?"
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"You think you deserve respect."
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"Just common courtesy."
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"Because you went to public school"
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"and believed you were entitled to everything."
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"Perhaps we could get back..."
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"Something's got to change. No-one trusts you lot"
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"cos they know you don't give a shit about anything outside your bubble."
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"What about your mate Gladwell, the kiddy-flasher?"
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"You knew him for 20 years, did you not know what he was like?"
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"Yeah, cos you're all just front, like him, sly and pretending,"
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"and in that way you're all the same."
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"Well, of course I think no..."
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"Oh, shut up, you're worse!"
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