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Clips from Black Mirror - The Waldo Moment (S02E02)

"and rather than sit back and moan I'd prefer to do something about it."
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"I don't know why anyone's surprised"
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"Pop stars do believe in weird things."
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"This happened just now?"
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"Gladwell?"
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"Departure triggers a by-election in his Stentonford"
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"and Hersham constituency."
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"Well, you get to use the Gladwell stuff."
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"Rach?"
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"I am."
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"He's a hit, Jamie."
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"I will. I mean, hon, if you'd just..."
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"So, it's a stepping stone for you?"
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"Except..."
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"Shamed super groomer and all-round pillock of the community"
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"wanking madly at school kids."
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"A pal of Gladwell said..."
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"That's the sort of feeble excuse"
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"'Anyway, the bad news is he's resigned in disgrace.'"
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"The good news is he's now free to pursue a full-time career"
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"Nothing huge, Conor wanted the Jacko gag for the monologue, so..."
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"'and Michael Jackson believed that his doctor was qualified...'"
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"to the world of educational children's programming"
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"and only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,"
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"Whose mum's in tonight, apparently."
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"Well, Conor, in my big pink cave this week"
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"I was hoping he'd nosh me off!"
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"Run VT!"
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"Hello, Mr Monroe."
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"Mr Monroe is a politician."
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"So, what is a politician, Mr Monroe?"
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"Oh, you're a pussy then?"
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"OK, this is clearly some kind of joke."
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"You go and get him, I'll explain about..."
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"Behind me, man in glasses talking to Jack Napier."
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"'Honestly, all I'm saying...'"
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"Jim, Jamie, Jamie, Jim."
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"Toys out the pram."
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"And that's...?"
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"but we want to see more of Waldo."
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"Yeah. Sounds good."
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"Hey, boys and girls! It's Waldo time!"
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"I mean, look - sod name in lights,"
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"How's the think tanking going, good shit?"
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"We should get Waldo down there."
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"we just turn up and just get under his skin."
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"But it was a great bit."
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"Get people to vote for him?"
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"But people have stood as fictional characters before."
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"Do you think Screaming Lord Sutch was his real name?"
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"'He's with a mum and baby group.'"
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"It's been incredibly informative"
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"who were fantastic."
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"Thank you, Naomi."
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"Hey, Mr Monroe! Mr Monroe."
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"Mr. Monroe. Oi!"
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"have been arguing for a reduction of the licence fee for..."
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"I beg your pardon."
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"Why are you ignoring Waldo?"
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"I'm not walking away from a cartoon."
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"You made Waldo sad."
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"Thy flowery language doth give me a right throbbing bone-on!"
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"Drink?"
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"You know that's Gwendolyn Harris?"
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"The Labour candidate."
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"The colourful Waldo launched his own campaign"
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"Because I am that."
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"Nice work there, by the way."
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"Terminology tits."
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"I'm the voice of a blue bear..."
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"You're amazing."
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"Oh, thank you!"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Where's our mark this morning?"
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"I met Waldo last night."
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"Not really."
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"Er, not really."
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"he's mocking Monroe now, it'll be you next."
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"Some media students doing a Question Time type thing."
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"You're the comic relief, lighten up."
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"Right. Not even one?"
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"Sorry."
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"Do they think that looks like Question Time?"
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"Waldo, what do you think?"
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"Mr Monroe, are you addicted?"
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"Who is scared to engage, who hides behind a children's cartoon."
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"You were in a sketch troupe"
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"the part of a corn on the cob"
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"debases the process of debate, and"
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"is that really what this is for?"
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"He has nothing to offer and he has nothing to say."
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"Please. Come on. Speak up."
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"There you see, nothing."
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"No-one takes you seriously, that's why no-one votes."
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"It's bullshit."
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"Gwendolyn Harris, is all of politics a waste of time?"
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"this really doesn't get us anywhere and"
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"Are you going to win?"
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"Why you're here."
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"Am I wrong?"
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"none of us know any more, thanks to you."
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"Jamie."
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"You are everywhere, my son."
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"And Waldo gives that a voice."
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"It's a ten-minute one-to-one interview with Phillip Crane."
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"Hello? I'm not a politician, OK?"
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"I don't want to be a politician."
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"I don't hate them, I'm just not interested in them."
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"whatever else you need."
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"and the rest is Waldo and you can do that in your sleep."
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"All the other MPs have got teams,"
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"Look, the world is knackered and you can do something about it."
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"I don't know what you're on about."
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"The video was a hit for a reason."
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"Exactly! That's what you said that really hit home."
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"So any decision that has to be made,"
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"Do you know who owns Waldo?"
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"Eh, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, what's 'appenin, eh?"
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"What's happenin'? Ahh!"
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