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Clips from Black Mirror - The Waldo Moment (S02E02)

"Cartoons don't play by the rules"
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"Dangerous? You think the public can't be trusted?"
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"Bell-ends then?"
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"Thanks for voting, dickhead!"
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"Who's this guy we're meeting?"
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"Yeah, listen. Waldo may be the perfect political figurehead."
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"It helps."
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"Waldo is a construct people not just accept but embrace."
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"then let Waldo hit him with debunk stats"
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"There's no substantial basis to what you offer,"
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"yeah, is kind of wack-a-doo,"
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"Meanwhile, as support for Gwendolyn Harris appears to be dwindling,"
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"at party headqu..."
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"Did you see Gwendolyn Harris yesterday?"
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"We're still way ahead."
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"If that thing is the main opposition"
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"I'm sorry, OK?"
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"After the campaign!"
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"All you've done is strengthen Monroe."
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"You won't win either,"
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"What are you for?"
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"Morning."
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"it unlocks a little fez for Waldo."
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"I'm here to ask you an important favour. Gather round."
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"Seriously, only an arsehole would actually vote for me."
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"I mean it, you idiots! Don't vote for me!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"you can unlock new stuff like catchphrases and a little hat 'n' that."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah..."
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"Finch, Simon Arthur. Liberal Democrats."
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"2,449."
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"I declare that Liam Monroe"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on. Out you go."
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"Gwendolyn Harris. We've met."
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"Bournemouth."
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"But you don't know the others."
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"No, but I'm familiar with you."
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"Why do you want to be an MP?"
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"Go again from the top."
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"the world's number one teen idol"
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"has become a Scientologist."
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"'Abba believed in angels. R Kelly believed he could fly...'"
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"They said show you this."
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"Oh, so he wasn't hacked after all."
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"Originally claimed his account had been hacked,"
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"Resignation statement admits inappropriate correspondence"
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"With a 15-year-old girl."
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"So tweeting dick photos is correspondence now, is it?"
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"Bump it all up to the top of the monologue."
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"Anyone seen Jamie?"
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"You really shouldn't be calling me any more."
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"You need to sort yourself out."
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"Focus on Waldo, that's going well for you."
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"But it is not..."
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"He. Not me, He."
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"Jamie?"
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"Jamie, hurry up."
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"What do you know about Stentonford and Hersham?"
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"Safe Tory seat."
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"Yes."
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"Obviously, I wouldn't say that outside of this room,"
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"but, well, you want me to be honest."
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"There's no point in pretending."
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"Is there anything in your past that might conceivably cause problems?"
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"No."
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"I did commit a series of murders in"
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"Huddersfield between 1999 and 2003."
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"But apart from that..."
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"Well, thank you, Gwendolyn."
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"If you could leave via that door."
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"Oh, that door?"
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"We like to keep the candidates separate."
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"Right, yes."
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"Idiot. Idiot!"
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"Jason Gladwell has resigned as an MP,"
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"That position, presumably, being hunched over"
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"You ready?"
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"only a naive school kid would swallow -"
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"in the disgraced paedophile industry."
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"Personally, I don't understand why anyone's surprised..."
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"- Um, small change to the intro. - What?"
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"That was my bit."
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"There is the Chancellor stuff, you could use that."
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"Bit politics."
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"You can do politics."
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"I do piss-taking."
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"Go be Waldo."
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"Yes, commander."
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"'R Kelly believed he could fly,"
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"Big ball blue bear bollocks."
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"And now it's time for our final visit"
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"Waldo, who have you had in your cave this week?"
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"Oh, he's quite handsome, isn't he?"
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"I think we should."
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"It's Waldo time!"
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"Cool! Cool!"
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"Hey, kids, my guest this week is Mr Monroe."
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"Hello, Waldo."
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"Well, a politician is someone"
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"who tries to make the world a fairer place."
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"Like Batman."
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"Not exactly like Batman."
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"Do you beat people up?"
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"No, I don't beat people up."
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"Well, I'm not sure I know exactly what..."
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"You don't know what pussy is?"
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"No joke, sorry, let's move on."
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"Friends again?"
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"Oh, hello, mate, great show."
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"Well done, really good."
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"So, we'll bring him over."
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"'Now, he comes across...'"
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"Jamie!"
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"What you want, Miss Tamsin?"
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"Jack freaks me out."
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"Yeah, ditto,"
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"but he owns the company and the man he's with is important"
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"and wants to talk to you."
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