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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"[SIGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on, buddy. You want a drink?"
Archer (2009)
"- No, l... - Not even some vinegar and water?"
Archer (2009)
"[SIGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"MAN: With friends like that, eh? - Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"- Your friends. - Well, they're not really my friends."
Archer (2009)
"- No, I didn't say that. SPELVIN: Well, somebody must have."
Archer (2009)
"Champagne? George, by the way. George Spelvin."
Archer (2009)
"- Cyril Figgis. - Good."
Archer (2009)
"No, thank me tomorrow."
Archer (2009)
"After Cyril Figgis saves the day."
Archer (2009)
"- Personal best. LANA: Your mother must be so proud."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Oh, wait, she's dead."
Archer (2009)
"And what is up with your mother?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, what comes after infuriated?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, the last thing I remember was..."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know. Were we super bitchy to Cyril?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Probably. CHERYL: Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Hey. Morning, gang."
Archer (2009)
"Jeez, Archer, what's got your mom so worked up?"
Archer (2009)
"This! Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS OVER COMPUTER]"
Archer (2009)
"Hunch, hunch."
Archer (2009)
"And the damn thing is spreading, to every computer in the office."
Archer (2009)
"- Do you not? - Nobody can do any work."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. So can we go home, or... - Absolutely."
Archer (2009)
"Right after you idiots deworm the entire computer network."
Archer (2009)
"[ALL GROANING]"
Archer (2009)
"- How are we supposed to do that? - Well, I could take a crack at it."
Archer (2009)
"- Duh-duh-duh! Don't touch it. - I know..."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Like suck at stuff. - And leave this to people..."
Archer (2009)
"...who are more qualified. - At not sucking at stuff."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: But l... - Cyril, just beat it. Krieger is on this."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER PIRATE Hunch, hunch."
Archer (2009)
"- What, what? - What, what?"
Archer (2009)
"[CLEARS THROAT]"
Archer (2009)
"Inappropriate."
Archer (2009)
"SPELVIN: What do you mean?"
Archer (2009)
"No. I mean, the first part worked."
Archer (2009)
"Hand jobs, yes."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah. - The twins are quite fond of you."
Archer (2009)
"Well... Ha-ha-ha."
Archer (2009)
"Splendid. Then open your dish."
Archer (2009)
"Part two, where I use your code to kill the worm..."
Archer (2009)
"...and kind of be the hero for once, that didn't happen."
Archer (2009)
"- Don't worry about it. Open your dish. - No, thanks, I'm..."
Archer (2009)
"...and quite frankly, you're insulting me. Now, open your dish."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, George, I didn't mean to be..."
Archer (2009)
"- George, there's money in there. - Good."
Archer (2009)
"I thought they brought you chicken toes or something."
Archer (2009)
"- George. - Cyril, I've been just a teeny bit..."
Archer (2009)
"...less than honest with you. - No."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no. It's nothing sinister."
Archer (2009)
"I design computer security systems."
Archer (2009)
"CIA, Ml6, ODIN, all the biggies."
Archer (2009)
"You must be pretty good at it."
Archer (2009)
"My systems can't be hacked, so now I can't convince anyone to upgrade..."
Archer (2009)
"...which is why I designed this. And thanks for helping me test it."
Archer (2009)
"If it's that easy on an XL-9 network like the one at ISIS..."
Archer (2009)
"...I think I can convince my clients they're at risk."
Archer (2009)
"- I guess. It just... - lf you're uncomfortable..."
Archer (2009)
"...taking the 50 grand, I'll just... - No, no."
Archer (2009)
"Fifty grand? No, I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"- Look, as long as it's for the greater good. - Oh, it is."
Archer (2009)
"And as long as I can still, you know, swoop in and save the day, ha-ha..."
Archer (2009)
"Um..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"- That might be a problem. - You think?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. I do. Because now the worm is in the mainframe databanks."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch. COMPUTER BIRD: What, what?"
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"- Sorry. COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch."
Archer (2009)
"Of course it's still doing it!"
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch."
Archer (2009)
"- What, what? MALORY: Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"That's not me!"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes, it is! - Wha...?"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Pam, I swear to God!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Quit screwing around, Pam. This is serious."
Archer (2009)
"Very. If the worm gets into the mainframe's encrypted files..."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit. The identity of every single ISIS field agent is on there."
Archer (2009)
"- So what? MALORY: What...?"
Archer (2009)
"Because most secret agents don't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi..."
Archer (2009)
"...that they are secret agents."
Archer (2009)
"Then why be one?"
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER BIRD: What, what? PAM: Ah, jeez. Sorry, that one's on me."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. Just turn off the mainframe!"
Archer (2009)
"- Uh, yeah. We tried that. MALORY: What...?"
Archer (2009)
"Then how is it still on?"
Archer (2009)
"Because the worm has transformed the mainframe..."
Archer (2009)
"- What? KRIEGER: I'm kidding."
Archer (2009)
"- There's a battery backup. - Yeah. Over there."
Archer (2009)
"Which is controlled by the mainframe."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, what genius thought that up? - Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Sesame Ginger Savings and Loan?"
Archer (2009)
"What's all this?"
Archer (2009)
"This is the backbreaking work we've been doing..."
Archer (2009)
"Every single one of these has to be wiped, reformatted, the whole shmeel."
Archer (2009)
"Was. But it mutated, and now we're, like, on the brink..."
Archer (2009)
"...of World War II. - Three."
Archer (2009)
"It's not a competition, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"...but the darn thing is so screwed up."
Archer (2009)
"- There's really no way to be sure. - What am I supposed to do?"
Archer (2009)
"Just look out the window?"
Archer (2009)
"Nuh-uh. You don't wanna be anywhere near a window."
Archer (2009)
"And they can't even turn off the stupid mainframe."
Archer (2009)
"Some stupid battery thing is in some stupid vault."
Archer (2009)
"But they don't need to turn off the... Darn it, I can fix this."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, please, he couldn't fix dinner."
Archer (2009)
"- He doesn't need to, with a bank like... - Not a real bank."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. But I have no idea how to open this thing."
Archer (2009)
"Not really my legerdemain."
Archer (2009)
"- You mean bailiwick? - I don't know, whatever."
Archer (2009)
"- Look out. - What are...? No!"
Archer (2009)
"- For the love of God, man. - You massive asshole."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, I thought that would work."
Archer (2009)
"- Really? - No, look at that thing."
Archer (2009)
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