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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"I can't hear you..."
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Come on. GILLETTE: Suck it, women."
Archer (2009)
"- Come render the salad unto Caesar. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"- Yes. - We're still in the lead."
Archer (2009)
"[PEOPLE CHUCKLING]"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: How could he not? He's Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, gals. Pammy Pam is buying."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, get me drunk enough, I might have sex with you."
Archer (2009)
"We just work together. Oh, hello."
Archer (2009)
"- At ISIS, you said? - L..."
Archer (2009)
"And thank you."
Archer (2009)
"Would you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"Great. That's just what I need, coming off a blackout drunk."
Archer (2009)
"Great. Now he's gonna be moping around..."
Archer (2009)
"...like Droopy Dog on downers for the day."
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER CHUCKLES]"
Archer (2009)
"- Ha-ha-ha. - Do you think this is funny?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Oh, come on. CHERYL: Seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"I think."
Archer (2009)
"[COMPUTER PIRATE TALKS INDISTINCTLY]"
Archer (2009)
"Anyway, I loaded that into the mainframe..."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, I got that specially for you..."
Archer (2009)
"George, why is there money in there?"
Archer (2009)
"Too good, that's the problem."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what kind of risk?"
Archer (2009)
"Not from this. It's just a cute little pirate."
Archer (2009)
"But it shows there are flaws out there that can be exploited by bad people."
Archer (2009)
"- But... - Trust me, it's for the greater good."
Archer (2009)
"...into a sentient being."
Archer (2009)
"Behind about 2 tons of steel and one electronic lock."
Archer (2009)
"- This one. - Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch. COMPUTER BIRD: What, what?"
Archer (2009)
"...while you were getting takeout from your stupid Chinese bank."
Archer (2009)
"What? It's just a little cartoon pirate."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, is it or isn't it? - I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"The mainframe thinks they're nuclear missile launches..."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER PIRATE: Hunch, hunch."
Archer (2009)
"Same thing in a tornado."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: Don't."
Archer (2009)
"So, hey, how about I take a crack?"
Archer (2009)
"Great."
Archer (2009)
"[GROANS]"
Archer (2009)
"[COMPUTERS CRASHING]"
Archer (2009)
"Who am I, Elisha Otis?"
Archer (2009)
"- Probably holding it wrong. - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Would you please... - Buh-buh-buh-buh!"
Archer (2009)
"God damn you all to hell!"
Archer (2009)
"And once the worm decrypts the cover list and uploads it..."
Archer (2009)
"...to whoever is behind this foul deed..."
Archer (2009)
"And probably killed."
Archer (2009)
"PAM: Really? GILLETTE: Am I on that list?"
Archer (2009)
"Also from X-Men. Remember?"
Archer (2009)
"Right here. Like, one second ago."
Archer (2009)
"- Look... - Take the money back."
Archer (2009)
"...it has a consequence."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, what if I get you the 50 million?"
Archer (2009)
"- Did that sound a lot better in your head? - Yes, it did."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, we don't have much time. Can you stop the worm or not?"
Archer (2009)
"Archer. Hey, so, uh, you busy?"
Archer (2009)
"You, Cyril, are a ******* idiot."
Archer (2009)
"- How much did he pay you? - Fif... Forty thousand?"
Archer (2009)
"...like, 3000 on new suits and shoes and..."
Archer (2009)
"L... You have a shoemaker?"
Archer (2009)
"- Well, let me see, it's pretty big... - What is the floor plan?"
Archer (2009)
"...incredibly sexy Asian women in bikinis. - Oh, I'm suddenly much less angry."
Archer (2009)
"Or minutes. Look, I'm a little busy."
Archer (2009)
"Getting back in the old dating game."
Archer (2009)
"A big spritz of knockout gas?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, it's just over there on the server. ARCHER: Where's the...?"
Archer (2009)
"- Aah! Damn it, Cyril. - Remember to channel it."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but now she doesn't have a..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry in advance for this."
Archer (2009)
"That crunching noise?"
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Channel it, Archer. ARCHER: Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"- I'm warning you. - Shoot him, Cyril. But just him."
Archer (2009)
"Pretty demanding sport, pretty tough on the glutes."
Archer (2009)
"What was the failure that forever killed the love in your father's heart?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit."
Archer (2009)
"[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]"
Archer (2009)
"You whinging little shit. You just cost me $50 million."
Archer (2009)
"Well, technically, I won it, but..."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, okay? And I promise, I'll never do anything like that again."
Archer (2009)
"So do you have to tell anybody?"
Archer (2009)
"[ARCHER EXHALES]"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: I am the target."
Archer (2009)
"I am the target."
Archer (2009)
"- I am the target. LANA: Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"Then go already! Bag with which one douches."
Archer (2009)
"- Sorry, what's that? - Miss it."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: All right. ARCHER: Over the sound..."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Come on. PAM: Really?"
Archer (2009)
"...of my deafening awesomeness."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God, I hate him so much. - What a dick."
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh-uh."
Archer (2009)
"- Check it out. Look. - Well, yeah, but just by one."
Archer (2009)
"- And? - And Cyril's got three throws left..."
Archer (2009)
"...to get two measly points... - Ha, ha. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"...for the win. - Exactly."
Archer (2009)
"[WOMEN LAUGHING]"
Archer (2009)
"- Are you shitting me? - Will you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"- Ignore him. ARCHER: Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"- Maybe it's in your vagina, right? - What is?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, Cyril. What's the matter?"
Archer (2009)
"- Can't perform under pressure? - I..."
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Could you repeat that, please? WOMAN: Onomatopoeia."
Archer (2009)
"Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"O-N-O..."
Archer (2009)
"...M- O-T-O..."
Archer (2009)
"Pee?"
Archer (2009)
"Jeezy Petes."
Archer (2009)
"[PEOPLE LAUGHING]"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: You idiot. How could you miss that?"
Archer (2009)
"Way to go, Chokely Carmichael."
Archer (2009)
"Pam. Pam, wait up."
Archer (2009)
"- Really? - No."
Archer (2009)
"It's a catch-22."
Archer (2009)
"The amount of alcohol I'd need..."
Archer (2009)
"...would literally kill me. - Dick."
Archer (2009)
"My record's three."
Archer (2009)
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