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Clips from Dr. Ken - Delayed in Honolulu (S01E01)

"Anyway, we've got a ton of patients out there"
Dr. Ken
"in need of our care and compassion,"
Dr. Ken
"so let's move that meat."
Dr. Ken
"Where's Dr. Park?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, he's still in Hawaii."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, it's the perfect storm."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, "The Perfect Storm.""
Dr. Ken
"That is my second favorite buddy comedy."
Dr. Ken
"What's your favorite?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, just six six buddies out on a lark."
Dr. Ken
"So, for today, Dr. Dobbs, you are the physician in charge."
Dr. Ken
"So, my first day as lead physician"
Dr. Ken
"is on Black Monday?"
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"Oh, not 'cause of you."
Dr. Ken
"That's just something we say on Black Monday."
Dr. Ken
"Clark, can I get an amen?"
Dr. Ken
"Not for lying."
Dr. Ken
"Ugh!"
Dr. Ken
"Still nothing from Trevor,"
Dr. Ken
"and I only have 3% battery left."
Dr. Ken
"Aw. I'm only 3% interested."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna just give you one big eye roll"
Dr. Ken
"to cover me for the rest of the day."
Dr. Ken
"If I get a text, come get me."
Dr. Ken
"I'll be buying magazines like someone from the '50s."
Dr. Ken
"She thinks you're old."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, look, there's no line."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh. I know exactly how to handle this."
Dr. Ken
"What are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"And probably some drink vouchers."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, that never works."
Dr. Ken
"It got me $5 off my tire rotation."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, look, it's Dr. Oz. I love that guy."
Dr. Ken
"Me, too."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, whoa, put it back in your mom jeans, all right?"
Dr. Ken
"Eh, we're both doctors."
Dr. Ken
"It's like how Prius owners always honk at each other."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, those college kids are playing cards,"
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"and they invited me to play."
Dr. Ken
"That's nice, honey."
Dr. Ken
"The buy-in's $20."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, I don't think you should be gambling with strangers."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, you're right."
Dr. Ken
"Want to help me finish my travel essay about our trip?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna call it "Hawaii Five-Oh, What A Wonderful Time.""
Dr. Ken
"If you take a bad beat, you could buy back in."
Dr. Ken
"Well, thank you for watching. It means a lot."
Dr. Ken
"All right, move it along."
Dr. Ken
"Huzzah, huzzah."
Dr. Ken
"He's a very busy man. He doesn't want to be bothered."
Dr. Ken
"People don't respect your space, huh?"
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"Big smile."
Dr. Ken
"No, that's okay. Thank you."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken Park, M.D."
Dr. Ken
"Just wanted to say 'sup, you know, doc to doc."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, well, 'sup. Say, have a great flight."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh! Got the new 8, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Me, too. Thing's amazing, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, it's great."
Dr. Ken
"By the way, I dig your show,"
Dr. Ken
"and my wife thinks you're hot, so back off!"
Dr. Ken
"Will do."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, what if there's a medical emergency on the flight?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, maybe you and I can double team a trach on a choker."
Dr. Ken
"Wouldn't that be tight?"
Dr. Ken
"Word."
Dr. Ken
"Listen, I'm gonna give you a little freebie here."
Dr. Ken
"like when you had the audience"
Dr. Ken
"You know, I put in different kinds of segments"
Dr. Ken
"in order to please everybody."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I got that from "not my fave.""
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, whoa, dude, take a knee."
Dr. Ken
"I'm just trying to help you out here."
Dr. Ken
"A Turkish American?"
Dr. Ken
"No. She's a TV doctor... Dr. Wendy."
Dr. Ken
"And your show is even better than hers."
Dr. Ken
"And you have a gorgeous head of TV hair."
Dr. Ken
"Just lay off the undies. That's all I'm sayin'."
Dr. Ken
"from checking their underwear."
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"like some sort of crusty flag..."
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"which is pretty rotten on a Monday. Feel me?"
Dr. Ken
"Seriously? That's how you treat a medical peer?"
Dr. Ken
"You're some stranger who accosted me in the airport"
Dr. Ken
"and starting criticizing my work."
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"You sound more like you're some '90s hip-hop wannabe."
Dr. Ken
"Aw, snap! That's cold, "G"!"
Dr. Ken
"Homey don't play that!"
Dr. Ken
"Go away."
Dr. Ken
"Good."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Dr. Dobbs, friendly reminder"
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"that we are officially way behind"
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"and you are heading into hour number two with Mrs. Heller."
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"I was just asking her about her 1990 knee surgery."
Dr. Ken
"I wouldn't want to overlook anything."
Dr. Ken
"Like the fact that she probably has the flu?"
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"Or that everyone in her family has the flu?"
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"Or that, in her own words, "I know my body,"
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"and I know I have the flu"?"
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"Is she through with Mrs. Heller?"
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""Is she through with Mrs. Heller?""
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""Is she through with Mrs. Heller?""
Dr. Ken
"She's not even through 1990 with Mrs. Heller!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, hey, Pat, man, you got to do something."
Dr. Ken
"I've got 100 people in the waiting room"
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"passing germs around like the L.A. damn clippers!"
Dr. Ken
"I am way ahead of you."
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"What you gonna do?"
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"I'm preparing to make a killing."
Dr. Ken
"When life gives you phlegm, you make "phlegm-onade.""
Dr. Ken
"Juan-Julio, have you had your flu shot?"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"That's a shame. We're going in."
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"Candy bars! Popcorn! Soda!"
Dr. Ken
"You can pay cash, credit,"
Dr. Ken
"or put it on your Welltopia card."
Dr. Ken
"That's our preference. Don't touch me!"
Dr. Ken
"Hi. My family's seats got messed up,"
Dr. Ken
"and I need to get them all together."
Dr. Ken
"Can you help me out?"
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