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Clips from Dr. Ken - Delayed in Honolulu (S01E01)

"Oh, I don't think so."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, oh, come on. I'm sure you understand."
Dr. Ken
"You must have a family."
Dr. Ken
"No, but thank you for bringing up"
Dr. Ken
"something I'm very sensitive about."
Dr. Ken
"I'll see what I can do."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. We're full."
Dr. Ken
"You can find the person who has 15D and ask them to switch."
Dr. Ken
"Hopefully they'll have been as unlucky in love as me"
Dr. Ken
"and are traveling solo,"
Dr. Ken
"which is also the name of my blog."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, fine. Any idea who's in 15D?"
Dr. Ken
"That gentleman right over there."
Dr. Ken
"Great."
Dr. Ken
"Mmm."
Dr. Ken
"Four inches of hairless chest."
Dr. Ken
"Let me bump you to first class."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, gents, the game is five-card stud,"
Dr. Ken
"deuces and one-eyed Jacks wild, $2 ante."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, wait."
Dr. Ken
"This is my old maid deck."
Dr. Ken
"Here's a hint he hates me."
Dr. Ken
"You're gonna have to be more specific."
Dr. Ken
"Neighbor? Relative? Teacher? Pharmacist?"
Dr. Ken
"Barista? Ooh, is it a dog?"
Dr. Ken
"Trevor?"
Dr. Ken
"No, Tammi."
Dr. Ken
"Little crap face."
Dr. Ken
"I'll tell you, if that flip-flop-wearing,"
Dr. Ken
"toe-proud douche hurts my girl,"
Dr. Ken
"to write some really dark stuff under a false name."
Dr. Ken
"Wow. You're a modern hero."
Dr. Ken
"This is what she should text that loser."
Dr. Ken
"Good one."
Dr. Ken
"but it gets the message across."
Dr. Ken
"You're dumped, son!"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"You're dumped, son."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, now delete that before she gets back here and sees it."
Dr. Ken
"You think? I'm not an idiot."
Dr. Ken
"I am an idiot!"
Dr. Ken
"Wait. You sent it?"
Dr. Ken
"It was an accident! I have fat thumbs!"
Dr. Ken
"What do I do?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, delete it!"
Dr. Ken
"At least it won't be in her sent texts!"
Dr. Ken
"Let me!"
Dr. Ken
"My thumbs are like babies' pinkies."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God, this is a disaster."
Dr. Ken
"We are so screwed."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Al, listen to me."
Dr. Ken
"But I'm gonna have to distance myself from this whole mess."
Dr. Ken
"Oh! Thank God you're done."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, Mr. Morton's just taking a bathroom break."
Dr. Ken
"This is intermission."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Julie, enough."
Dr. Ken
"Have you seen the waiting room?"
Dr. Ken
"It looks like "the walk-in dead.""
Dr. Ken
"I'm just being thorough, and do you want to know why?"
Dr. Ken
"Is it a quick story?"
Dr. Ken
"There was one time when I wasn't thorough,"
Dr. Ken
"but now I am."
Dr. Ken
"It was a quick story."
Dr. Ken
"And now, if you'll excuse me,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm going to finish Mr. Morton's mole check."
Dr. Ken
"He's here for the flu!"
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Dr. Oz."
Dr. Ken
"Nice to meet you. Big fan."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not gonna recognize you, Dr. Park?"
Dr. Ken
"Damn it. This thing cost $27."
Dr. Ken
"My family's seats got messed up,"
Dr. Ken
"and you'd be doing me a huge solid"
Dr. Ken
"if you'd swap with me."
Dr. Ken
"I mean seats, not wives..."
Dr. Ken
"And I assume your wife's a real smoke show."
Dr. Ken
"But if you did, you wouldn't have to be in the middle."
Dr. Ken
"I prefer the middle seat."
Dr. Ken
"over six feet tall, and you prefer the middle?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, good for you."
Dr. Ken
"Hello, Dr. Oz."
Dr. Ken
"Nice to meet you. Big fan..."
Dr. Ken
"Nope."
Dr. Ken
"All right, now I'm going to do a series of coughs."
Dr. Ken
"You tell me when I get to one that sounds like yours."
Dr. Ken
"Hey! Who's the doctor here?"
Dr. Ken
"Now I got to start all over."
Dr. Ken
"What happened?"
Dr. Ken
"and she's been waiting for three hours."
Dr. Ken
"Pulp or no pulp? Either way, it's $7."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I'm gonna see all of you guys"
Dr. Ken
"and get you home just as soon as I can."
Dr. Ken
"Now, anyone with a fever, over here."
Dr. Ken
"Clark's gonna take your vitals."
Dr. Ken
"Anyone with no fever, over here."
Dr. Ken
"I've got Juan-Julio in the garage"
Dr. Ken
"making bacon-wrapped hot dogs."
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"Listen, about that... there's something I should tell you."
Dr. Ken
"Hah! Look!"
Dr. Ken
""Molz, u mean so much to me."
Dr. Ken
"Need 2 c u." Snowman, sunglasses, wink."
Dr. Ken
"Aww."
Dr. Ken
"See, mom? He is into me."
Dr. Ken
"Yay."
Dr. Ken
"Wow, he's so sweet,"
Dr. Ken
"texting me all this nice stuff out of the blue."
Dr. Ken
"Truthfully, I was starting to think"
Dr. Ken
"you and Dad were right about him."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, plenty of rest and fluids."
Dr. Ken
"And remember... gas stations good for getting gas,"
Dr. Ken
"not great for getting flu shots."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, let's keep it moving. Who's next?"
Dr. Ken
"Nobody. You saw them all."
Dr. Ken
"Wow. That's incredible."
Dr. Ken
"I can't believe we cleared out that waiting room."
Dr. Ken
"Turns out I can be thorough and fast."
Dr. Ken
"Girl, boom."
Dr. Ken
"Guys, I want you to have these bacon-wrapped hot dogs"
Dr. Ken
"as a thank-you for all your hard work."
Dr. Ken
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