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Clips from Dr. Ken - Delayed in Honolulu (S01E01)

"Ken, hurry up!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm trying to save money, unlike Imelda Marcos over here,"
Dr. Ken
"Hey! You made me spill my macadamia nuts!"
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, no! - Are you kidding me?!"
Dr. Ken
"There's only three of them together."
Dr. Ken
"Even if Trevor does text me back,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm not gonna get to see him."
Dr. Ken
"Can I have money for two cinnabons?"
Dr. Ken
"No! Black Monday is the first day back after the holidays."
Dr. Ken
"That was just an homage to my favorite dramedy."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, and the backup doctor, Dr. Nayak, is out with the flu."
Dr. Ken
""The Usual Suspects.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God help us."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, he's so handsome."
Dr. Ken
"I should go say hello."
Dr. Ken
"Here's $40."
Dr. Ken
"Geez."
Dr. Ken
"Give me your number. I'll text it to you."
Dr. Ken
"I, uh... I use it to get a lot of work done, so..."
Dr. Ken
"You don't really sound like a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"I got a lot of stuff to do."
Dr. Ken
"I'll bet."
Dr. Ken
"I love your hard-hitting medical stuff,"
Dr. Ken
"but some of the lighter bits,"
Dr. Ken
"- all check their underwear... - Not my fave."
Dr. Ken
"I get it."
Dr. Ken
"You know, people learn a lot about their health"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, but since that aired, I've had a parade of patients"
Dr. Ken
"waving their skivvies in front of me"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I don't feel you."
Dr. Ken
"You're not my peer."
Dr. Ken
"You know, I'm starting to doubt that you're even a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"I'm going."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. I was being sarcastic."
Dr. Ken
"I thought it was clear."
Dr. Ken
"Not cool, lady."
Dr. Ken
"That was a real roller coaster."
Dr. Ken
"Guess who I have to get to switch seats with me?"
Dr. Ken
"It's Dr. Oz!"
Dr. Ken
"Trevor still hasn't texted back."
Dr. Ken
"I'm going straight to his Facebook page"
Dr. Ken
"We can't get involved,"
Dr. Ken
"although if we could, I'd write this."
Dr. Ken
"Adult language, graphic violence,"
Dr. Ken
"It's where I lose weight last."
Dr. Ken
"I love you..."
Dr. Ken
"Is he?"
Dr. Ken
"You really think just by putting a ball cap on,"
Dr. Ken
"Although I have a feeling Allison would be down for it."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry, but I'm not switching seats."
Dr. Ken
"Really?"
Dr. Ken
"It makes me feel safe."
Dr. Ken
"Bollocks!"
Dr. Ken
"Doctor, a patient just fainted in the waiting room."
Dr. Ken
"We need you."
Dr. Ken
"She came in with flu symptoms,"
Dr. Ken
"She's dehydrated. Get her some orange juice."
Dr. Ken
"I will get to you as soon as possible."
Dr. Ken
"it's not gonna happen."
Dr. Ken
"Trevor?"
Dr. Ken
"it could be a tax write-off."
Dr. Ken
"dramatic fainting I have ever seen."
Dr. Ken
"And if weak and desperate makes you happy,"
Dr. Ken
"Let me check one more thing."
Dr. Ken
"Are you just typing randomly?"
Dr. Ken
"Attaboy, "Ozzie." That wasn't so hard, was it?"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, my phone is dead, and I'm wondering"
Dr. Ken
"because your seat is "a-bathroom" adjacent."
Dr. Ken
"While you're checking all that baggage,"
Dr. Ken
"This is why I wanted to check luggage."
Dr. Ken
"Who insisted on upgrading to a fancy rental car."
Dr. Ken
"The first one they showed us had no seat belts."
Dr. Ken
"It's your fault."
Dr. Ken
"When someone's text-walking, they have the right-of-way"
Dr. Ken
"'cause they can't see you."
Dr. Ken
"Typical mainlander."
Dr. Ken
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
Dr. Ken
"Hawaiian Star Airlines flight 358 to Los Angeles"
Dr. Ken
"will now be delayed approximately three hours."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I guess I'm stuck in this seat for three hours."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my god, no seat belt. Hope I don't fall out."
Dr. Ken
"You said you were gonna check them."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Just saying "in my defense" is not a defense."
Dr. Ken
"In my defense, I thought it was."
Dr. Ken
"The fourth one's like 20 rows back."
Dr. Ken
"I'll just hit the desk when the line dies down"
Dr. Ken
"and take care of "uh-binness.""
Dr. Ken
"Can you just say it like a normal person?"
Dr. Ken
"I could if I wanted to pop less."
Dr. Ken
"- Ugh! - What's wrong?"
Dr. Ken
"Trevor still hasn't texted me back."
Dr. Ken
"It's been, like, forever."
Dr. Ken
"Why are you guys so hard on Trevor?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey. It's Molly's life."
Dr. Ken
"She can date whoever she wants..."
Dr. Ken
"Even a guy who thought it was okay"
Dr. Ken
"to come and meet her parents wearing flip-flops."
Dr. Ken
"Exactly."
Dr. Ken
"Flip-flops are basically the "screw you" of footwear."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, right back at you, buddy!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna die in this stupid airport."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna take a walk."
Dr. Ken
"Good idea, Dave. Get some exercise."
Dr. Ken
"Aww, that's sweet."
Dr. Ken
"A cinny-b for your old man."
Dr. Ken
"No, one to eat there and a roadie for the walk back."
Dr. Ken
"Sir, everybody, please have patience."
Dr. Ken
"We'll be right with you."
Dr. Ken
"Man, sick people make me sick!"
Dr. Ken
"What is going on? The waiting room is packed."
Dr. Ken
"It's Black Monday."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. Best wishes!"
Dr. Ken
"It's the height of flu season."
Dr. Ken
"It's my least favorite season."
Dr. Ken
"I love the smell of sick people in the morning."
Dr. Ken
"Actually, they smell horrible."
Dr. Ken
""Apocalypse Now" is a dramedy?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah, there's some drama in there."
Dr. Ken
"It's not all laughs."
Dr. Ken
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