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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Sax Problem (S05E05)

"Do that again, and I'm gonna squiddly-da-bop you in the head."
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"I got my mojo working"
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"Just don't forget us when you make it big."
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"And we won't forget you when we make it big."
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"Ahh! Well, well, well."
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"It's the '60s all over again."
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"gettin' on the good foot doin' the bad thing."
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"You look beautiful as ever, Ruby."
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"Wiser? Distinguished?"
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"I even quit Honey Smacks"
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"Ruby, just putting it out there..."
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"if you need someone to warm up the crowd,"
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"that had to listen to that."
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"Well, it's gonna be very interesting, Earl."
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"You always said the junk gave you the funk."
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"Leaving your underpants on my sister's breakfast table."
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"Anyway, break a leg. Or... a heart."
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"I was good at a lot of things with you, Ruby."
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"Girls, I just realized..."
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"Excuse me, ladies."
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"I have to freshen up in the men's room."
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"You don't think "freshen up" means..."
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"what I think we both think it means."
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"No. Earl's been clean for 30 years."
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"Plus, you don't just go into the bathroom"
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"I'll just go take a peek."
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"Earl's still in the bathroom."
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"Doors on the stalls."
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"Hey, girls, come on."
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"See? It's the worst!"
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"Where's Han?"
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"That's your whole night in Secaucus!"
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"Han, I can't take shots and jazz"
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"and your personality at the same time."
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"Sophie, relax. It'll be fine."
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"I'll buy you a drink first."
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"Oh, Earl, how you doing?"
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"Max, that's real sweet of you"
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"All this'll give you is great breasts."
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"I'd never get out of bed."
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"Good evening. My name is Ruby."
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"it's written in neon all over the place."
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"- What? - You heard Ruby."
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"and I'm not about to try it now."
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"Now, I know you're all here for The Early Birds tonight,"
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"Earl... we're waiting for you. [chuckles]"
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"Whoo-hoo! Yeah, jazz is funny!"
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"so I can convince Earl to get up there."
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"Max, I don't know if I could do that."
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"Just go."
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"Hey, there, you crazy cats."
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"Earl will be out in a hot second."
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"How y'all doin'?"
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"You know when someone else says something stupid,"
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"but you're embarrassed?"
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"- Then let's just go. - Damn it, Earl!"
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"Follow along, boys."
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"Just keep it bright and breezy,"
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"(Barry) Is this a joke?"
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"Sometimes when the crickets start chirpin' down South"
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"late on a summer's night..."
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"Seriously... is this a joke?"
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"Oh, lord."
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"♪ Squiddly dop-dop-bah ♪"
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"Somebody shoot me!"
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"You know what, Max, it turns out"
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"I don't need junk to get up there."
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"I just needed Caroline to start singing."
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"[snapping] A-five, six, seven, eight."
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"[playing jazzy tune]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Thanks for warming them up, darling."
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"On, Earl, I can stay and sing..."
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"We good. Caroline Channing, folks."
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"[applause]"
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"Okay, a-one, two, three..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"That is one cool cashier."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ha. He's still got it!"
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"Wow, Earl's been napping pretty much this whole time."
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"It was a big night for him."
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"He got back on the horse without getting back on the horse."
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"I know he got back on her, 'cause I had to hold her hoops."
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"I'm beginning to think I may never get that chance."
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"You're only, what, like 50 now?"
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"Fine."
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"Earl, wake up."
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"Oh, I don't think I could sing on the subway."
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""God Bless the Child" in a G."
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"the pain of losing everything."
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"I lost $5 billion."
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"Key of G, you said."
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"'Scuse me... this girl's going to sing for you right now."
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"We don't want money, so don't throw things."
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"I know you're busy masturbating."
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"Yeah."
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"♪♪♪ ♪♪"
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"♪♪♪-♪ ♪♪♪"
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"- ♪ So the bible said ♪ - Yeah!"
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"♪♪ ♪ ♪♪"
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"♪ Mama may have ♪"
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"♪ Papa may have ♪"
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"- ♪ But God bless the child ♪ - ♪♪ ♪♪♪"
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"- ♪ That's got his own ♪ - ♪♪ ♪♪"
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"Yeah..."
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"All right, everybody start throwing some money."
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"Got a marriage proposal in the diner."
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"Uh, she also believes table 14 is table 40."
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"Here's your pie."
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"Before long, we'll be parents."
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"Uh... this is a little awkward, but Sophie,"
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"Hello, ladies."
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"I needed help finding my Apple TV remote."
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"Caroline and I were on the cover last week."
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"but that ain't gonna happen,"
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"Well, then Max hates Ruby."
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"Oh! An amour fou?"
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"You spent 12.95 on Earl's record,"
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"Which... I do not."
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