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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the Sax Problem (S05E05)

"Your Ear... Well, I prefer not to go to jail"
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"That no-good, two-timin' musical genius"
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"Ruby, come on, can't you just let him play?"
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"What'd you just call him?"
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"and came back with your hoops and hair."
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"I had just kicked heroin,"
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"it's cheap sax."
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"Well, Earl,"
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"I haven't done smack in 30 years."
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"[chuckles] Well, God bless the children"
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"[chortling]"
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"I like going downtown."
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"He's standing right under me, isn't me?"
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"Still no. If I had great breasts,"
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"[applause]"
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"He's acting like the stage"
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"Quit adding white things to you."
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"Stop. You have time. Earl's 80."
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"Damn it."
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"Have I been living on the subway again?"
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"- ♪ That's got his own ♪ - ♪♪ ♪♪"
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"Caroline is so happy right now."
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"All the jazz greats sang here."
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"I must say, you look..."
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"[Ruby chuckles]"
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"All I know is if that white girl had started singin',"
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"But I'm pretty sure he got back on Ruby."
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"No. Caroline needs you to play."
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"[gasps] Late?"
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"He did not know when to fold 'em."
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"That's right. Mm-hmm."
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"because Earl would do the same for us if we had any talent."
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"Mature like a fine wine."
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"♪ Scooby-Doo-bop-bop ♪"
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"but I'm a little jealous of Earl."
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"That's real good. All right, come on."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"Or else I talked to that picture."
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"Everybody, thank you all for coming out tonight."
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"Well, I love it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Them's that's not shall lose ♪"
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"No. These are Sophie's fertility drugs."
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"(Peter Bjorn and John) ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪"
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"I don't need someone to tell me that I'm pretty."
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"I sold it 'cause I needed the money."
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"and my pacemaker on cruise control."
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"I don't think I ever remember you playing sober."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"I did a lot of drugs."
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"♪♪ ♪♪ ♪"
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"And in case you forget that,"
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"I'm gonna have to shoot up myself to get through this."
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"We have a joint suicide pact."
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"[playing "Comin' Home Baby"]"
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"you and I would be in the coat closet"
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"Boys, y'all know the drill. Vamp! Vamp, boys, vamp."
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"♪"
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"is denying him the chance to play again?"
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"you think the 80-year-old has the brightest future?"
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"You're good at that."
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"wants him to commit to a monogamous relationship."
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"you had already put all my stuff out on the street."
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"Should I go with "God Bless the Child""
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"What do you little girls want?"
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"How would a girl like you know about that?"
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"[chuckling] And help me welcome back to the stage"
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"In my mind, I was running so fast."
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"I mean, that music's about suffering,"
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"'Cause you know what they say..."
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"If it was the '60s,"
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"I was unaware I'd be injecting your badonkadonk."
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"You know what I'm talkin' about, right, ladies?"
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"You gotta go up and buy us some time"
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"so hang onto your hats and hide your sisters."
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"I've never played not high,"
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"Take my hand..."
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"Normally, I don't drink in the afternoon,"
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"I'll have a Lillet."
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"He's both! Hold my hoops!"
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"Hold your hoops! I'm sorry."
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"Isn't that exciting, Earl?"
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"martinis over on this table!"
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"Earl, I thought this would make you happy,"
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"I didn't think she was gonna be that good."
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"'cause she's eating carbs in front of him."
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"[cash register bell dings]"
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"All right, come on, Oleg. I'm ready for my first shot."
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"'cause you gotta put it where the sun don't shine, baby."
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"And that Ruby woman"
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"Here, hold my hoops!"
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"He'll be here."
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"I was in my high school's jazz choir."
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"I don't have to tell you that."
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"Ooh! $15 a drink."
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"and "God Bless the Child.""
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"[laughter, murmuring]"
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"I just have to break into this song."
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"[laughter]"
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"Yes, he does."
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"He got a chance to do what he's best at again."
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"Max, I really wanted to sing tonight."
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"I hate to say this,"
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"Ready?"
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"I sang "God Bless the Child.""
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