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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"- Approach Miss Thing again. - No."
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"With confidence."
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"And if she says no this time..."
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"Just go over there and repeat the following..."
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"...verbatim:"
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"I'm sorry I was so rude before..."
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"...but it's difficult for me to express myself..."
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"...when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants."
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"If you are calm as well as witty, she will respond."
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"Witty went out the window with the pants explosion thing, thanks."
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"So if I repeat that crazy shit..."
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"...you probably stole from a porno flick, you sick bastard..."
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"...and get rejected..."
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"...you'll release me from the program?"
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"Exactly."
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"...but it's difficult for me..."
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"You are too cute."
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"- I'm Kendra. - I'm Dave."
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"Can I get a cosmopolitan?"
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"Hey, baldy, if I want crap out of you, I'll squeeze your head."
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"- I didn't say that, but I should have. - You are so funny."
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"Too bad you're leaving town. We could have fun together."
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"Unfortunately, I am leaving in the morning."
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"In fact, I think I gotta get back to my friend."
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"What's the matter?"
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"- You gotta be kidding me. - What's wrong?"
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"My friend took off on me."
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"I can give you a ride."
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"We can hang out at my place until you get in touch with him."
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"I bet there's like 50 Rydells in here."
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"I shouldn't eat this. I'm getting so fat."
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"My clothes hide it, but I'm getting gooey right here."
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"You want to see some goo, I'll pull my ass out for you."
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"Well, I see it, and I didn't five years ago."
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"I went out with this guy, and he wouldn't sleep with me."
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"...that I look like a porker."
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"Anyways, you're not a porker. You're the un-porker."
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"- You're so sweet, Dave. - Well, you're sweet, Kendra."
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"Thanks for having me here. He said her name was Rose."
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"Rose."
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"Why?"
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"Because I got a girlfriend."
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"If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it."
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"No. I don't think you're a porker."
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"Then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up..."
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"...do you all of a sudden have a girlfriend?"
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"Because I do. I do. I have a girlfriend."
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"Said the liar to the beached whale!"
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"You're not a beached whale."
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"So now I'm too skinny for you?"
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"No. I didn't mean that."
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"- Is this what you want, Dave? - No."
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"...will you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?!"
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"Holy shit."
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"Are you such a hot stud that you'll break me in two?!"
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"Porker!"
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"No!!"
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"You gave me the signal."
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"I didn't give you the signal to leave."
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"I gave you the signal to say your gross pickup line actually worked."
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"So did Little Davey need some anger management?"
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"- That chick was killer. - Serial killer."
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"She tried to chocolate me to death."
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"She seemed a little bit bent out of shape."
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"- What else could I do? - What else could you do?"
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"You could've told her something else. I was at the bank. I was at the store."
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"I ate bad guacamole and I couldn't stop shitting!"
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"Any of those would have been fine!"
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"Well, I'm sorry, Dave, but I don't lie for my patients."
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"...you can't expect me to cover for you."
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"I did what you told me to do, you sick, demented man."
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"What are you laughing at?"
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"You were messing with me?"
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"I told you I'd get you back for that."
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"So you really didn't talk to Linda."
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"Of course I did. That's what made it so funny."
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"Where's your phone?"
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"She doesn't know any Andreas. You mean Andrew?"
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"So, what, we're not going to talk at all?"
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"Would you forgive me if I told you I called Linda last night..."
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"Well, she's not mad at you anymore, but she let me have it pretty good."
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"You deserved it. I did nothing wrong."
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"- Take a little nap. - I am tired."
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"Well, you had a rough night."
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"Stop with the cupcake!"
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"Well, at a great deal of expense and effort..."
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"...we have managed to locate your grade school b�te noire..."
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"What? Do you mean the kid who bullied me in fifth grade?"
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"Dave, I think it's pivotal for you to confront your childhood nemesis."
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"Remember, for 22 more days, you are mine."
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"Great."
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"Are you ashamed that you never stood up to him?"
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"I'm surprised your research didn't tell you that."
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"Excuse me, Arnie Shankman?"
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"Sorry about waking you up."
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"My name is Pana Kamanana..."
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"...but, yes, I was once known as Arnie Shankman."
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"Arnie...."
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"Pana Kamanana..."
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"...Dave Buznik from elementary school."
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"You could say I've gone through a rather dramatic transformation."
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"His name's not Peanuts. It's Pana Manapia."
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"For Pete's sake, this is the monk that twisted your tits!"
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"Anyways, what I wanted to say to you was..."
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"...and I never really did anything to deserve that kind of treatment."
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"Of course not. I was a real cretin then."
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"I did a lot of horrible things as a kid."
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"You pulled my gym shorts down in front of Sara Plowman."
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"That actually was pretty funny."
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"Now, come, David. Humor is the spice of life."
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"So Pena likes the spicy humor."
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"What did you say about Buddha?"
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"...have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?"
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"You know what else Dave finds particularly piquant?"
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"Recalling your nut-job sister struggling with her underpants..."
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"...in a straitjacket."
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"You think that's funny?"
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"Dave used to con her into getting naked..."
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"Is that what you've come here to tell me?"
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"Did you expose yourself..."
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