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Clips from Anger Management (2003)

"- And don't shove me again. - It's shower-room humiliation again."
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"He's giving you a wet willie and making you chew on his jockstrap..."
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"Whoo! Now, that felt good!"
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"I wasn't expecting that from a Buddhist."
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"- I'm a little pissed off right now. - You all right? You're all right."
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"Easy, boy!"
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"Sorry."
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"- Help me. - Okay. Come on. Come on."
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"Okay, we're even. We're even now."
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"- I started it. - It's all right."
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"Now we're even, butt-lick!"
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"No! Don't! Don't! Don't!"
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"My nipples!"
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"I got Casper in my clothes!"
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"- Pretty good. - Thanks, baby."
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"You want that rake?"
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"You can't get that rake from me!"
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"- He's got a heinie! - I give!"
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"- Friends? - You suck!"
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"Shankman!"
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"- I've seen enough. - Hold it right there."
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"This party's by invitation only."
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"Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!"
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"Oh, my God! I thought you were going to shoot somebody!"
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"I never expected it to go that way."
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"But you kicked some serious monk ass there, baby."
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"- How did it feel? - I feel good! I feel incredible!"
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"I feel bad about molesting his sister all those times, but it's all right!"
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"Congratulations, keed, you've reached level three"
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"I would never have done anything with that girl."
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"Don't worry. Dr. Rydell explained everything to me, and I get it."
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"...and I was going to wait for a Yankee game to do this."
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"...but...."
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"...and I'm having a hard time saying it for some reason. But...."
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"It's just that monks, they talk shit..."
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"That's what was so hard to say to me?"
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"You know, when I was on the phone with Buddy, he gave me some advice."
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"Well, then I guess I'll just do what he suggested."
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"Buddy thinks that a trial separation will ultimately..."
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"Now, Fury Fighters..."
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"...what keys do we need to possess before we can...?"
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"Dave. You're late."
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"You told Linda we should have a trial separation?"
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"- Yes. - Yes?!"
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"Yes!"
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"My strategy is to keep my girlfriend."
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"All right. Strictly as a friend."
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"Linda's been thinking about leaving you for some time."
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"...self-loathing, resentful, insecure and a premature ejaculator."
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"She told you I was a premature ejaculator?"
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"That part I was assuming."
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"I haven't done that in, like, eight months."
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"So I've been thinking about it, Linda..."
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"...and a trial separation is exactly what we need."
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"...other penises... People..."
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"...I want you to feel free."
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"You sound upset. Are you all right?"
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"So the guy asked me for change. I laughed. He cursed."
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"- What else could I do, huh? - You should've tossed a rock at him."
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"That's your solution for everything. The guy's homeless, right?"
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"Look at you, Lou. You've really calmed down since working with Dr. B."
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"- We all have. - Hey, fellas."
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"We're trying to have dinner. The walls are really thin."
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"Very good. What are you guys doing here?"
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"He's not here. Why don't you go look for him?"
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"Davey, your girlfriend stopped by and she dropped these off for you."
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"I think your girlfriend's cheating on you."
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"- ...making a date. - I'm so sorry, Dave."
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"I'll kill that guy."
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"Sorry."
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"We're here."
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"It's just that I want to go on a fake date to get my girlfriend jealous..."
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"...so I really only needed one of you guys."
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"- So do you know the guy she's with? - I think I might."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about?"
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"This is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate."
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"Good evening."
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"Table for three?"
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"- May we take your coats? - No. We're okay."
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"Who?"
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"I'm so hungry I could eat you, Dave."
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"Yummy. Yummy."
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"- Let's get wasted tonight. - Definitely."
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"I can't believe this."
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"Excuse me."
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"Linda. I'm a little embarrassed. I didn't know you were going to be here."
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"I guess not. Are those your friends?"
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"And I'd like you to meet my date."
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"Ladies, this is Buddy Rydell."
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"- Look, Dave, it's Buddy. - I see."
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"We're in Dave's anger group. Fury Fighters!"
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"Well, gee whiz. Here's your R�my, Linda."
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"I mean, group members..."
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"...are not supposed to get romantically involved."
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"I'd like to talk to you alone for a second."
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"What?"
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"- Two of the usual, Duke. - Coming right up, Dr. B."
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"What are you saying?"
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"I'm trying to give you a hand. It's my job."
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"What was she saying?"
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"The good news is, I already launched a preemptive strike."
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"Now the situation is contained."
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"You and I control the game."
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"How?"
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"I will be uncharacteristically aggressively boring."
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"When Linda sees what the dating world is really like..."
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"Very strong. Come on."
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"We don't...."
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"- Better be good. Give it to me. - Okay."
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"The bus? You took the bus? What happened to your car?"
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"I told her I didn't want to waste money on a cab. That did not go down well."
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"Okay. I like that."
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"...we have some kind of a weird argument..."
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"...about the number of syllables in a haiku."
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"Poetry garbage."
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"She said it was getting late, we kissed and I headed on home."
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"Now, you say you kissed?"
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"You're having this horrible evening."
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"...and then just a quick 10-second kiss."
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